Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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John may be an ugly man but at least he has a great personality!

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I doubt any of those events Brianna's mentioned are true, but I'll at least concede that Brianna is a "feminist godzilla" in the sense that they look like a reptilian monster.

...The smughearts show that Brianna is indeed being bothered by being called "ugly," though. I don't doubt the willingness of anybody to call Brianna unattractive, but now I'm wondering where Brianna's being doing vanity searches to find those comments.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How the fuck has she spent 8000 bucks? She's spent most the campaign wearing one fucking dress that cost $200. She has it in a few more colours now, but how does that ever come to even close to $8000?

According to Warren, John actually had multiple copies of that black dress, sort of like Steve Jobs' turtlenecks (he wishes) or Ronald McDonald's jumpsuits (closer to reality)
I could see the total tab for dresses hitting $1000 between the multiple blacks and the other colors.
Add in another $500 for a Kate Spade bag, and another one on top of that for good measure, that's $2000.
Add in another extremely generous $1000 for shoes, that's $3000.
Beyond that... I don't see how we get another $5000 unless John is buying fairly nice human-hair wigs, which he quite obviously is not.

 

[millais]

According to Warren, John actually had multiple copies of that black dress, sort of like Steve Jobs' turtlenecks (he wishes) or Ronald McDonald's jumpsuits (closer to reality)
I could see the total tab for dresses hitting $1000 between the multiple blacks and the other colors.
Add in another $500 for a Kate Spade bag, and another one on top of that for good measure, that's $2000.
Add in another extremely generous $1000 for shoes, that's $3000.
Beyond that... I don't see how we get another $5000 unless John is buying fairly nice human-hair wigs, which he quite obviously is not.

Another possibility is that like the auto/motorcycle or Steam/PSN game purchases, much of the wardrobe could be impulse purchases that are bought and worn once or twice (never photographed) and spend the rest of John's life gathering dust in an increasingly crowded closet.

 

[Kosher Dill]

much of the wardrobe could be impulse purchases

Could be, but given the appalling state John tends to keep his clothes in, I don't think he's much of a clothes guy, he probably doesn't get much of a rush from buying outfits.
Besides, we've seen how he handles his impulse purchases. If he liked clothes he'd be getting one-of-a-kind custom-tailored outfits from famous runway designers, then wearing them once and discarding them.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

. . . but now I'm wondering where Brianna's being doing vanity searches to find those comments.

On the other hand, maybe John got a few shout-outs from the crowd at the Braintree parade, in the unlikely event that he actually showed up.

Another possibility is that like the auto/motorcycle or Steam/PSN game purchases, much of the wardrobe could be impulse purchases that are bought and worn once or twice (never photographed) and spend the rest of John's life gathering dust in an increasingly crowded closet.

John's dresses are obviously thrown on the dusty floor until the next time they're needed. There's no room in the closet, which is filled with skeletons that may or may not be metaphorical.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

On the other hand, maybe John got a few [horrified] shout[s].. from the crowd at the Braintree parade, in the unlikely event that he actually showed up.

FTFY.

 

[Richard Stabone]

John may be an ugly man but at least he has a great personality!

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Is the "hunting me down at the vet" a new one? Never heard that before. The Wu's sure are pathological liars.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I’m pretty sure when he says he’s spent $8k on his appearance he means the money he’s spent cultivating mass with Potbelly sandwiches

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

40 year old unemployed gay man with no children.

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Do you have the answers, @RepStephenLynch? Do you????

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"Dude...what if, like, dude, Pokemon was like dog fights? It's technically forcing animals to fight for money lmao"

"And Mario is basically drugs because he eats the mushroom lmao"

"And Link smashes pot but then people get mad at him because you can't smash pot in real life lol"

 

[Gentleburd]

40 year old unemployed gay man with no children.

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Do you have the answers, @RepStephenLynch? Do you????

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For someone who claims to like Pokemon, they sure don’t spend much time enjoying it. The games explain quite a bit of those questions, the anime/movies explain more, and the manga actually does a really good job of explaining all those questions. Even the war one.
The manga is also hella dark at times and shows the world is less ‘people capturing helpless animals and forcing them to fight’ and more ‘humans figured out how to tame and control entities of pure destruction to protect themselves and prevent the extinction of humankind’.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

The correct answer to any Pokémon related question is “Who gives a shit”

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Bribri's Pokemon team would probably consist of the various dog Pokemon, all of which she leaves caged up in her basement while she goes and tries to get Pokemon gyms shut down for discrimination against female trainers.

 

[Burned Man]

Bribri's Pokemon team would probably consist of the various dog Pokemon, all of which she leaves caged up in her basement while she goes and tries to get Pokemon gyms shut down for discrimination against female trainers.

She'd just go the gym without her pokemon say that she is the best trainer in the room and declare herself the new leader before being kicked out ranting about starting her own gym.

 

[Karl Franz]

Brianna probably has several $2000 dresses which she* modded to include pockets for iPods but can't wear because she nigh ripped them in two in process.

* by she, I mean Frank

 

[Jack Awful]

40 year old unemployed gay man with no children.

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Do you have the answers, @RepStephenLynch? Do you????

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I cannot wait for him to debate Lynch.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Brianna probably has several $2000 dresses which she* modded to include pockets for iPods but can't wear because she nigh ripped them in two in process.

* by she, I mean Frank

A wild guess here, maybe the dresses are of a more sensible length when purchased and he has to fork out $1000 to change a seamstress' hard no to a reluctant ok so she will measure his inseam, while wearing the dress, and then make it shorter.

That would add up.

 

[Mola Ram]

A wild guess here, maybe the dresses are of a more sensible length when purchased and he has to fork out $1000 to change a seamstress' hard no to a reluctant ok so she will measure his inseam, while wearing the dress, and then make it shorter.

That would add up.

At first I thought this sounded ridiculous ... then I remembered John has a well-documented history of massively overpaying for stupid shit, so it just might be possible.

 

[Eli Whitney]

At first I thought this sounded ridiculous ... then I remembered John has a well-documented history of massively overpaying for stupid shit, so it just might be possible.

A tailor typically can’t make something vastly larger. They can take a pair of pants that is a 32 inch waist and maybe take them out to a 34 as most dress clothes like pants have a bit of extra material at the seam. What they can’t do is take a dress designed to fit a normal sized woman and somehow make it fit a 6’4 dude and look right. It would be like taking a suit that’s 40 short and turning it into a 48 long. John is likely starting with the largest size to begin with and he wouldn’t need to make things shorter or smaller. There just isn’t enough material to work with. They are not magicians or miracle workers.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Now if you will excuse me, I'm sure there's someone else on the Twatter I can be a complete asshole to.

When self-important morons collide.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Now if you will excuse me, I'm sure there's someone else on the Twatter I can be a complete asshole to.

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When self-important morons collide.

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"Having varied live [emphasis added] experience makes you better at what you do."

(1) That's completely irrational bullshit. And it's coming from 40-year-old con artist whose entire work history consists of a few weeks clerking at a GameStop.

(2) It's life experience, you illiterate fraud.