🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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You're all too dumb to explain this. I'm much smarter than all of you because I'm trying to put a stop to CYBERBULLYING.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
I'm sending a pattern with the content of TJChurch's posts here....perhaps he's stuck in a loop?
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ideally, i'd like people to stop posting things he's obviously going to respond too so he's forced to answer and respond to things that aren't about his dumbassery / conventions in english.

or is it conventions of english? fuck i can't count past potato.
 
TJ come back bro we were going to hang and I was going to tell you about my Japanese Animes and violent video games.
 
Greetings, TJ. Welcome back. If you're still considering on taking this forum down I would like to suggest another user which I highly recommend: Tyce Andrews.

https://twitter.com/UnknownSold1er1

He was here twice trying to defeat us. You should consider tweeting him about joining forces defeating us.
 
"I'm sorry Mr. Church, but a bunch of anonymous nobodys on the internet think you're weird. I'm afraid I simply cannot hire you for this lucrative high-status job. At this company, we truly value the opinions of forums dedicated to laughing at crazy people."
 
Alan Pardew said:
Greetings, TJ. Welcome back. If you're still considering on taking this forum down I would like to suggest another user which I highly recommend: Tyce Andrews.

https://twitter.com/UnknownSold1er1

He was here twice trying to defeat us. You should consider tweeting him about joining forces defeating us.
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I already told him all about our skeletal enemy :story: #TYCED
 
Tetsu Deinonychus said:
"I'm sorry Mr. Church, but a bunch of anonymous nobodys on the internet think you're weird. I'm afraid I simply cannot hire you for this lucrative high-status job. At this company, we truly value the opinions of forums dedicated to laughing at crazy people."
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Which reminds me.
Yo Cowlick, what do you do for a job now?
Alan Pardew said:
Greetings, TJ. Welcome back. If you're still considering on taking this forum down I would like to suggest another user which I highly recommend: Tyce Andrews.

https://twitter.com/UnknownSold1er1

He was here twice trying to defeat us. You should consider tweeting him about joining forces defeating us.
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PvTRichardCranium and Homer could lend a helping hand
 
Cowlick said:
I am certainly as smart as I think I am
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It's quite possible you do know this, but are overestimating the actual results. Your writing, responses and most of all fact that you need a guardian seem to indicate that you're a little below average. The lack of any light in your eyes and I've got to call it a retard grin would seem to point to this conclusion.
as well as far smarter than any f you think I am
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Yeah, keep telling yourself that but then a 10 point jump from an IQ of 75 to 85 barely puts you into the "normal" category.
far smarter than any of you actually are.
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Oh that's rich. You're "very superior" are you? So c'mon brainiac. What's your IQ and which scale are you using? I can almost guarantee you that just about everybody here has more smarts that you could ever hope for. Some of us might actually be twice as smart as you are but then that's not really saying much is it?

A wise man once said, "put up or shut up". Let's hear it. What makes you so smart when all the evidence before us hints that you're not?
 
Cowlick said:
There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.
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I want to turn every goddamn line you write into a sort of crazy Zen cross-stitch sampler.
 
Cowlick said:
Ignoring something is not the same as it disappearing. If this thread does not disappear due to the actions of Staff or another member, it will go away for another reason.

I am certainly as smart as I think I am, as well as far smarter than any f you think I am, & far smarter than any of you actually are.

What I'd do if there was no way to make it disappear... Ever?! That's like asking what someone would do if I'd never been born; Now that we know I was (& the thread will disappear), no reason to think about the alternative.
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Finally figured out who your idiosyncratic writing style reminds me of:

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"The thread will disappear because it must disappear! You will not be able to perpetuate the thread when it disappears because it will have disappeared. If I were never born the thread would not have appeared and so now it will disappear even though I was born and am now here. But the thread will not be here. Just you will be here. Not the thread."
 
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