🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Watcher]

If you had an IQ higher than your shoe size, you'd know there can't possibly be a reason "why"... something that will never happen will.

You know insulting people isn't the best way to get them to stop talking ill of you right?

 

[A Random]

If you had an IQ higher than your shoe size, you'd know there can't possibly be a reason "why"... something that will never happen will.

Yes, there is. Cause/effect.

Cause: you're a jerk.
Effect: this thread is made.
Effect: you come in.
Effect: this thread stays alive.

 

[Taily Puff]

Interesting.

http://literotica.com/editors/editorpage.php?uid=319766

He said that he prefers to avoid BDSM back in 2004. But a bulk of stories he's connected with are in the BDSM category.
Hey Pastor TJ, did something cause that change, or did you just change as a person? Legitimately curious, no malice intended.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

TJ, keep doing what you're doing, fight the good fight, you'll have an ED page and a whole subforum with a general forum called "The Confessional" or some shit where we can all ask random questions like "oh, what if TJ Church was Aspergers?" You'll be E-Famous in all the wrong ways!

 

[Cowlick]

Not really BS. This thread was sitting in the back pages collecting dust until you posted in it. Otherwise it would have stayed dead.

There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.

 

[Arkangel]

What's a normal day in the life of Mr. Church like?

 

[Burned Man]

Not really BS. This thread was sitting in the back pages collecting dust until you posted in it. Otherwise it would have stayed dead.

If it wasn't for TJ Church I never would have found this thread. Thanks Cowlick for giving me such entertainment.

 

[A Random]

There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.

Yes it will.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Says the doctor to you daily at the mental ward.

Says the voice of experience?

 

[DN 420]

There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.

...and then their bodies decay, eventually.

also fuck u for ignoring kingofmanga420

 

[ASoulMan]

Hey Cowlick, what are your political leanings? We really would love to know that.

 

[A Random]

...and then their bodies decay, eventually.

also fuck u for ignoring kingofmanga420

It's how he proves he cares.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.

Oh god he's gonna post spooky skeletons!

 

[Null]

There are plenty of morgues in the world, where people stay dead, but their bodies continue to exist. Sad but true, that will not be the case for this thread.

One good reason! All I want.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Says the nurse to you daily at the mental ward.

lol

I did/do.

No.

I'll call it what it is: Not a rule at all. Maybe "bad form", but many members here have proven they don't know/care (maybe either) about what is good/bad, be it form, morals, or a million other things.

What does being a skillful writer have to do with morality? People of high intelligence are usually good communicators. Given that you have the benefit of typing, proof reading and editing your statements, you have no excuse for writing like a child.

You will find that we kiwis have no such obligation, because we do not go around claiming to be geniuses.

Says the doctor to you daily at the mental ward.

You made that joke already.

 

[KingofManga420]

...and then their bodies decay, eventually.

also fuck u for ignoring kingofmanga420

I'm used to it it

 

[Cowlick]

Yes, there is. Cause/effect.

Cause: you're a jerk.
Effect: this thread is made.
Effect: you come in.
Effect: this thread stays alive.

Nothing to do with the post you quoted; Neither of those things are things that will never happen (as my post you quoted referred to), nor were they caused by the causes you claim they have/had.

 

[A Random]

One good reason! All I want.

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He can't give one.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Let me help you out here.
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/iconoclast.860/ This thread was dead for a YEAR and then Mr. Iconclast came to set the record straight. We all went back and forth for a while and then he pissed off to go find a time machine back to 1997 to fix his life and or fix it here and now and brag to us in 15 years when he's rolling in $$ and college age pussy, I can't remember which. The thread died shortly after he left and is now rotting on page 7, last post in early June.
I'll give him credit though. He actually engaged us and answered questions instead of "Take this thread down NOW NOW NOW!" for 35 pages.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Nothing to do with the post you quoted; Neither of those things are things that will never happen (as my post you quoted referred to), nor were they caused by the causes you claim they have/had.

did you just say Cause and Effect are unrelated?