🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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HawkerHurricane said:
http://blogenfarcement.wordpress.com/2014/09/03/try-to-remember/#comments
if Cowlicker won't even listen to his own family, what chance does he have of listening to us? :surprised:
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Jesus Christ, the way he talks of his family, TO his family, really pisses me off.

Has anyone who's gone through his blog figured out his living situation yet? He's mentioned as living with his mom and sharing her computer, but someone by the handle "pinerun" is involved with his dad? Would he and his mom actually argue on his blog like that?
 
Crazy 108 said:
Jesus Christ, the way he talks of his family, TO his family, really pisses me off.

Has anyone who's gone through his blog figured out his living situation yet? He's mentioned as living with his mom and sharing her computer, but someone by the handle "pinerun" is involved with his dad? Would he and his mom actually argue on his blog like that?
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I think that Pinerun may be his sister, the one he talks about occasionally on his blog.
 
Crazy 108 said:
Jesus Christ, the way he talks of his family, TO his family, really pisses me off.

Has anyone who's gone through his blog figured out his living situation yet? He's mentioned as living with his mom and sharing her computer, but someone by the handle "pinerun" is involved with his dad? Would he and his mom actually argue on his blog like that?
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My hypothesis is that Pinerun is his half-sister. He talks about his sister's kids a lot in his blog.

Joe Middleton said:
So do you think we should compile a list of questions for him to attempt to reply to?

He seems to chimp out a lot more when everyones firing at him all at once. Not that I'm saying that's not entertaining, just it would be nice to have some more info about the real TJ.
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Sadly, I'm uncertain what controls his mechanism for who he chooses to pay attention to. Lots of people have asked him thought-provoking questions, but it seems his "living life improv" style directs him more towards knee-jerk responses. Given my limited experience, he seems to be more of a free-range lolcow, in that he wanders. Incidentally, he may be sighted on other sites under his various pseudonyms.

He notices when attention is on him, he generally needs the last word, but he can't seem to take up an invitation. People in this thread have asked him to offer us some of his self-professed wisdom, and since he's been decisively cut off from his predominant haunt of writing, this is probably the only option he has to continue. He even tried to post to the defunct CHYOO site, and emailed the CHYOA administrators when he couldn't get through. He has an addiction, clearly.

One detail of note is that he never appeared to ever start his own stories on CHYOO. He only ever responded to other people's threads. He seems to thrive on what people don't want him to do, rather than want him to do. Could this be related to the standard dichotomy of independence? At any rate, he feels empowered if he feels like he's in a position to "set the record straight" for people.
 
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He really likes the Monkees, and I found a post on the winamp forums where a "TJChurch2001" chimped out (no pun intended) on a guy for suggesting they were similar to Britney Spears musically.
How DARE you make a connection between music like The Monkees & Britney Spears!!! I could understand it, perhaps, until a few weeks ago. I was in a movie theater, & the "radio" in the theater was playing NSYNC, Britney, etc. Halfway thru an NSYNC song, the lyrics stopped, & it was just music for what seemed like hours. That's fine when you're in a club & can still dance along to it or something, but in a place such as a theater, when you're to remain in your seats for a long time, a song with a "dance break" has no place in that environment.
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That would make sense, but then this:

PINERUN said:
Your father is the one who would remove me from his life! You need to discuss that with him, I’m sure he would love to hear that from you. I don’t tell him what is best for you, why would I?
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tjchurch said:
Also, I don’t see a reason to discuss my father’s romantic relationships with him…
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Then again most of what he says is barely comprehensible.
 
He claims to be "living improv" which he seems to think gives him carte blanche to say whatever he wants, to whomever he wants, and not face any consequences for it. On a semi-related note, it seems the Church of TJ is the CWCki Forums' fastest growing new religion, perhaps I was mistaken in labeling Cowlick the Duke of Dumb, he's clearly the Deacon of Dumb.
 
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Yes indeed, that would appear to be true.

Good thing there was no mass today yet!
 
I've noticed that TJ has a problem with authority. He argues with mods, doubts the opinions of Medical Professionals and Legal Representatives, as well as the way he speaks to his family, all because they don't agree with his opinion.
TJ Church said:
You’ll find no bigger defender of one’s right to their opinion than me. The only requirements I have are you have to admit that’s all it is, & return the favor by giving me the same rights/freedoms.
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Cowlick said:
3] - Actually, buster, I proved my point. I was stating that if I stayed away, the thread would continue without my involvement (much the way it had continued, & in fact begun, before I ever even visited the URL). I stayed away for what (chronologically) may have been very little. However, if we measure it in thread activity, it was quite a lot, some of which had to do with things I had posted/done on my blog or other Forums, but none of which (of course, this being part of the point) had anything to do with anything I posted anywhere on "CWCKiforums" between one post & the next.

Therefore, my aim (to disprove King's claimed point it would have died &/or disappeared without my involvement) has been reached. The aim of the thread at its start was non existent (I believe the original thread title asked a question, proving further it had no statement to make/prove at the outset), so it can & should be ended. (Whether I find this thread removed tomorrow, I now state that the claims I saw semi-recently about me being a "psychopath" &/or having-or-being-at-all-related to things of "fetish"-like nature be removed.)​
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You promised us you would come back as long as the thread was still up, so we waited for you. :heart-full:
 
Venusaur said:
Wow, it's like... that's the only way he knows how to reply to anything. I'm going through that stage. The one I went through when I first saw Chris, or when I heard the Golden Knight's derpy voice. I'm feeling a bit guilty, because it's clear as day now that T.J Church is an exceptional individual.

'Boy has problems.
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it's kind of sad that the criteria for GK was his voice, for Chris was his physical appearance, and for TJ only his mere writing.

uh, congrats?
 
I don't know how to hack anything, but many of the posts you have used as source material (Lit.-Forum posts, etc.) are things I never posted that others edited my posts to say after my accounts there (& on CHYOO & related sites) were hacked.

Also, before you start mining any of those sites for new things, I'll let you know I haven't posted any of those places in several months, & several of my posts at those places have also been hacked & changed.

"Pinerun" is not a member of my family by blood or law, & if there is a God, never will be.

Also, I use many of the same methods & sites to find info on extended family you seen to have used to get info on my family. All well & good, as long as you all admit I have yet to (& never will) give you any reason to use any of it.

Lastly, still giving anyone with the ability & any sense of morals time to remove this & the Tumblr page, along with any blog comments, E-mails, etc. you may have written me.
 
Cowlick said:
I don't know how to hack anything, but many of the posts you have used as source material (Lit.-Forum posts, etc.) are things I never posted that others edited my posts to say after my accounts there (& on CHYOO & related sites) were hacked.

Also, before you start mining any of those sites for new things, I'll let you know I haven't posted any of those places in several months, & several of my posts at those places have also been hacked & changed.

"Pinerun" is not a member of my family by blood or law, & if there is a God, never will be.

Also, I use many of the same methods & sites to find info on extended family you seen to have used to get info on my family. All well & good, as long as you all admit I have yet to (& never will) give you any reason to use any of it.

Lastly, still giving anyone with the ability & any sense of morals time to remove this & the Tumblr page, along with any blog comments, E-mails, etc. you may have written me.
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People will stop giving a shit after you stop giving a shit.
 
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