🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Mr.Church, have you ever heard of the cryptid known as Moleman9000?
 
Cowlick said:
I know how to quit, & will enact my promise to the minute all mention of me is removed.
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KingofManga420 said:
I can't prove it but listen.

This whole forum laughs at crazy people, stubborn literotica writers of dazzling intellect and future USMC commanders.

If you had just come out and said, hey. Please take this down. I'm not like that. We'd have listened because you'd have given us no reason to doubt you, nothing to laugh at. We're sociopaths not monsters.

Now on the other hand if you show up and start acting smarter than everyone else instead of being polite, the thread will likely stay up because you personally pissed the powers that be off. Are you still with me here buddy?
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I'm not your buddy, nor am I with you anywhere. You admit you can't prove any of it, & then say you are sociopaths not monsters, though the simple existence of this thread (& some of the posts in it) prove(s) otherwise.

Also, you claim it will remain b/c I came & pissed some people off. Well, I never would have done that if I hadn't registered. I never would have visited (let alone registered) if many here hadn't pissed me off. Remove the thread in its entirety, & you have removed reasons for anyone to get pissed off.
 
Cowlick said:
1] Never claimed to, unlike everyone here forming & posting their opinion about me.
2] I'm staying on-topic no matter what I write, considering the person writing it is the topic (until the thread is deleted).
3] Your answer to anyone speaking or writing in English.
4] No need; You doubtfully can count this high.
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Ad hominem, bro. Checkmate. This one's over. When prospective employers Google your name they're not going to want to see that you're a sore loser.
 
Cowlick said:
I'm not your buddy, nor am I with you anywhere. You admit you can't prove any of it, & then say you are sociopaths not monsters, though the simple existence of this thread (& some of the posts in it) prove(s) otherwise.

Also, you claim it will remain b/c I came & pissed some people off. Well, I never would have done that if I hadn't registered. I never would have visited (let alone registered) if many here hadn't pissed me off. Remove the thread in its entirety, & you have removed reasons for anyone to get pissed off.
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You will always be my buddy. Don't ever think otherwise.
 
Cowlick said:
I'm not your buddy, nor am I with you anywhere. You admit you can't prove any of it, & then say you are sociopaths not monsters, though the simple existence of this thread (& some of the posts in it) prove(s) otherwise.

Also, you claim it will remain b/c I came & pissed some people off. Well, I never would have done that if I hadn't registered. I never would have visited (let alone registered) if many here hadn't pissed me off. Remove the thread in its entirety, & you have removed reasons for anyone to get pissed off.
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In actuality, you are the finest comedian to have ever graced these forums.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Why do you dislike opinions?
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I have nothing wrong with opinions, or the expression of them. However, I for one don't form/express opinions of any song until I've heard it, movie until I've seen it, or person... Well, anywhere near as fast as all of you.
 
Cowlick said:
I'm not your buddy, nor am I with you anywhere. You admit you can't prove any of it, & then say you are sociopaths not monsters, though the simple existence of this thread (& some of the posts in it) prove(s) otherwise.

Also, you claim it will remain b/c I came & pissed some people off. Well, I never would have done that if I hadn't registered. I never would have visited (let alone registered) if many here hadn't pissed me off. Remove the thread in its entirety, & you have removed reasons for anyone to get pissed off.
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Oh, rest assured my dear TJ, no one here is pissed off. Well, no one except for you, that is. We're all quite enjoying ourselves.
 
1) Will you tell us more about your writing?
2) What's up with the ampersands?
3) Once you've banished this thread from the internet, do you plan to move on to the several other websites devoted to documenting your every fail?
4) Shit, I can't count to four. :(
 
Cowlick said:
1] I'm staying on-topic no matter what I write, considering the person writing it is the topic (until the thread is deleted).
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So, you understand that you posting here is just making content for the thread, but you somehow don't get that providing content makes us keep the thread open? That's some autistic reasoning.
 
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