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Nevada pimp wins GOP primary, rejoices with Hollywood madam

Pimp Dennis Hof, owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of the HBO adult reality series "Cathouse," won a Republican primary for the state Legislature on Tuesday, ousting a three-term lawmaker.

Hof defeated hospital executive James Oscarson. He'll face Democrat Lesia Romanov in November, and will be the favored candidate in the Republican-leaning Assembly district.

Hof celebrated his win at a party in Pahrump, Nevada, with "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss at his side.

"It's all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me," Hof told The Associated Press in a phone call. "He found the way and I jumped on it."

Hof, who wrote a book titled "The Art of the Pimp," has dubbed himself "The Trump of Pahrump," and held a rally with longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone. Hof was in the limelight in 2015, when former NBA player Lamar Odom was found unconscious at Hof's Love Ranch brothel in Crystal, Nevada, after a four-day, $75,000 stay.

If Hof wins in November, he wouldn't be the only brothel owner in elected office — Lance Gilman, the owner of the famous Mustang Ranch in northern Nevada, is a Storey County Commissioner.

Voters in November will decide on closing down brothels in at least one of the seven Nevada counties where they legally operate. The question will be on the ballot in Lyon County, where Hof owns four brothels. Activists are also gathering signatures to try to get a measure on the ballot in Nye County, where Hof owns two more brothels in the desert outside the city of Pahrump.

He painted the anti-brothel efforts as political retribution that's tied to his opponent, but Oscarson and the referendum backers deny any connection.

Most brothels operate in rural areas of Nevada. They're banned in the counties that contain Las Vegas and Reno.

Hof said Tuesday he's downsizing his business by selling off some brothels to focus more on politics.

Oscarson and Hof previously faced off in 2016 when Hof ran for the seat as a Libertarian. Oscarson won with 60 percent of the vote.

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainmen...ats-nevada-lawmaker-gop-primary-race-55855442

 

[thismanlies]

I think it says a lot about our political system when we trust pimps more than politicians.

 

[skiddlez]

I think it says a lot about our political system when we trust pimps more than politicians.

Of course. Pimps know how to slap a bitch up and boss these hoes around. The world needs that when we're being run by a buncha hoes who take shitty bribes for political favors.

I am pro-pimp-office.

 

[millais]

I am struggling to picture the drab and taciturn Roger Stone at this colorful guy's campaign rally

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What do you tell a hooker with two black eyes?

Nothing, you dun already told her twice.

 

[Red Hood]

I'd like to see them try to pull a "Russia collusion" when his opponent is literally a Romanov.

We'll almost certainly get some Russ Greer salt from this, too.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It is this very thing that makes me upset that Best Korea is no longer considering nuking this stupid, stupid country.

 

[Cthulu]

A reminder of what she looks like. Shes been rode hard

 

[Eto]

If he wins, does that mean that he can say that he bitch slapped his opponent?

 

[Draza]

How he arrives at his office:

 

[OhGoy]

this guy is the biggest not-pimp i think i've ever seen

Spoiler

but the "bunny ranch" logo is exactly what i'd expect so fuck it, i'll take it

 

[Keystone]

America is truly a great country when you can turn your business experience into political office and civic leadership; even if your former employment looked something like this:

edit: @Ratko_Falco we're on the same wavelength it seems

 

[Bassomatic]

Let's see, employes women, fair pay, pro freedom of sex and pro safe sex. If other pimps are anything to go by, you know tax cheats won't be playing that game for long.

I really can't think how it's not progressive as it gets.

 

[Ruin]

I think it says a lot about our political system when we trust pimps more than politicians.

Pimps are actually a fairly honest bunch. Angry and probably on drugs but honest.

 

[Done]

LOL I am extremely sure that Russell Greer will be extremely happy at this news.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

I'm curious how'd you bribe a pimp. He already has the women and therefore sex, so would you use drugs? It's an interesting conundrum.

 

[sperginity]

Pimps are universally scummy. A lot of ex employees are going to have stories and tell the media, I guarantee it.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I'm curious how'd you bribe a pimp. He already has the women and therefore sex, so would you use drugs? It's an interesting conundrum.

You can't lobby someone, if they already have everything.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ Greer was pissed before the election because Hof wouldn't share his creepy-ass op-ed piece on the Bunny Ranch site. He withdrew his endorsement and assistance. I'm sure Hof was really hurt not to have Russ on his side:

But today, it's a different story:

And Russ busied himself attacking religious folk in the comment section.

 

[thismanlies]

Russ Greer was pissed before the election because Hof wouldn't share his creepy-ass op-ed piece on the Bunny Ranch site. He withdrew his endorsement and assistance. I'm sure Hof was really hurt not to have Russ on his side:
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But today, it's a different story:
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And Russ busied himself attacking religious folk in the comment section.
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What's he pissed at? Did they not have any Taylor Swift costumes at the Bunny Ranch?