🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Cowlick said:
Half-&-half; I am, but have yet to see anyone on this thread besides myself that is near my equal. If they were, they'd be writing about things & people much more worth it/interesting than me, not creating pages devoted to me & what I think/do/write, etc.
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Thought you said you weren't that guy though.
 
RecordStoreToughGuy said:
Thought you said you weren't that guy though.
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Indeed I did... However, as I already stated, I have yet to see much proof anyone posting in this thread is intelligent/clever, so I assumed many would have skipped-over or forgotten that part.

Regardless, it appears whether they are a "Lolcow" or not, none of you think "TJChurch" is very clever, so if any of you were (which I already said I doubt), you'd see no reason to be devoting a Tumblr page or anything to them.
 
Cowlick said:
Indeed I did... However, as I already stated, I have yet to see much proof anyone posting in this thread is intelligent/clever, so I assumed many would have skipped-over or forgotten that part.

Regardless, it appears whether they are a "Lolcow" or not, none of you think "TJChurch" is very clever, so if any of you were (which I already said I doubt), you'd see no reason to be devoting a Tumblr page or anything to them.
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Your right he doesn't deserve a whole tumblr blog about him. But if you keep posting in his "behalf" we might get a 20 something page thread out of this
 
Bork Laser said:
Your right he doesn't deserve a whole tumblr blog about him. But if you keep posting in his "behalf" we might get a 20 something page thread out of this
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I refuse to post IN his anything. Besides, will a multi-page thread really matter when the Tumblr page mentioned early in the thread is gone?!
 
Cowlick said:
Half-&-half; I am, but have yet to see anyone on this thread besides myself that is near my equal. If they were, they'd be writing about things & people much more worth it/interesting than me, not creating pages devoted to me & what I think/do/write, etc.
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Stahp my sides!
 
I have one question and if you can answer this question truthfully and honestly, I won't post here: If you aren't TJChurch, then why are you obsessed with defending his e-honor like this?
 
Cowlick said:
Indeed I did... However, as I already stated, I have yet to see much proof anyone posting in this thread is intelligent/clever, so I assumed many would have skipped-over or forgotten that part.

Regardless, it appears whether they are a "Lolcow" or not, none of you think "TJChurch" is very clever, so if any of you were (which I already said I doubt), you'd see no reason to be devoting a Tumblr page or anything to them.
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I can certainly tell you're a towering intellect. You'd fall over backward had you more wit.
 
Hooboy, what could possibly have lead him here? He one of those schmucks who googles their own name to sate his ego? Yeah, I'm just gonna go with that until we have a better idea.

Either way, his writing and posts hurt to read. It's as if he's trying to sound polite and formal, but instead, he ends up coughing out a bunch of stuff that seems so jumbled up that I'm afraid that if I look at it for too long, my head will explode. Half the time it sounds like he's writing up things in past tense, which only makes things worse...
 
Cowlick said:
Half-&-half; I am, but have yet to see anyone on this thread besides myself that is near my equal. If they were, they'd be writing about things & people much more worth it/interesting than me, not creating pages devoted to me & what I think/do/write, etc.
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Here's the thing: all we really knew about you in terms of recognisable features is your odd writing style.
You turn up here pretending to be a third party, but you don't bother disguising your idiosyncratic writing.
I initially wondered if it was really you because that's a pretty stupid mistake to make.
Of course we now know it is you, TJ. Maybe not the best time to lecture us about how no-one is as smart as you, seeing as we all just saw your elementary error...
 
Welp, here we are at the Cwcki Corral and it looks like we done gots us a wild cow in the pasture.
Here's this cowboys question: What are your interests?
 
Null said:
You bumped a month old topic that had 2 replies to unobjectively defend yourself when nobody cared about who you are.

Now you've got a fancy badge and we all know who you are.
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This thread wasn't on the first page of a google search of "tjchurch"
I think this guy joined the forums and looked for himself, just to make sure a thread existed
 
Cowlick said:
Half-&-half; I am, but have yet to see anyone on this thread besides myself that is near my equal. If they were, they'd be writing about things & people much more worth it/interesting than me, not creating pages devoted to me & what I think/do/write, etc.
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Would you please share with us what it is that makes you so smart? We don't understand.
 
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