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Chris did nothing wrong said:
Arthur opened the box and inside there was a rubber pig nose, an old
bottle of cooking oil and a sheet of paper which had the rules on it.
They were written in a hard to read cursive that Brain had to make out.

“Let’s see, the game is called Swift Sausage,” said Brain.
“Does it have rules?” said Arthur.

“Hold on,” said Brain, “The rules are, this game is to be played only by
boys on an open space, preferably muddy, and is to be played naked.
One of the players is the pig who wears the pig nose provided and is
greased with oil or lard.”
“So we have to take our clothes off to play it?” asked Buster.

Yeah, I think I’m starting to see why my grandpa didn’t want us to know
about this,” said Arthur.

“Don’t worry Arthur, it will be just like our sleepover last month,
without George,” said Buster.

“I wasn’t saying I was afraid to play it. I know an abandoned farm a
few acres from here, why don’t we run out that way and play it,” said
Arthur, “the irrigation ditch runs through there so we can take buckets
to make mud.”

“Great,” said Buster, “let’s do that.”

Arthur showed his friends where the old farm was. The three boys took
an hour to make dirt muddy enough to play the game and Brain continued
with the rules.
“So it says here, to start, one of the boys must be made the pig. To
decide who the pig is, one boy at a time removes their shoes and socks
and the other players must smell that boy’s feet for twenty two seconds.
After each boy has had his feet smelled by the other players, everyone
points fingers at the boy they think has the smelliest feet. This boy
is declared the pig and puts on the pig nose.”

“Sounds to me like your grandpa had a foot odor problem,” said Buster,
remembering what was said at dinner on their first night there.

“Well I can assure you that it doesn’t run in the family,” said Arthur
who decides to be the first to volunteer. He sits down and takes off
his shoes and socks and offers each foot to Buster and Brain, who take
their noses to Arthur’s toes and Arthur counts to twenty two according
to the rules. Afterward, Buster takes off his shoes and socks and
Arthur and Brain smell his feet the same way. Finally, Brain’s feet are
smelled. The boys all stand up and at the count of three they point
their fingers. Buster and Brain point to Arthur while the aardvark boy
points to Buster.

“Uh oh, I guess it does run in the family,” said Arthur.

The game was ready to start, the boys strip themselves of the rest of
their clothes and Arthur puts on the pig nose. Brain continues with the
rules.
“Okay now we are supposed to spread cooking oil or lard all over the
pig,” he read. The boys brought a fresh bottle of oil that they bought
in town since the other bottle wasn’t any good. They greased up Arthur
from head to toe, making his body shiny at it reflected the sunlight.

“And now the game begins,” said Brain, “Arthur, you’re supposed to run
from Buster and I and we are supposed to catch you, we have to say in
bounds of the mud at all times.”

“When you catch me, then what?” asked Arthur.
“It says, oh boy,” said Brain.
“What Brain?” asked Arthur.
“We are supposed to hold you down and suck your penis for twelve seconds
while you try to get free, if we do that, we win,” said Brain.

“But how do I win?” asked Arthur.

“You win if you strike us out, every time you break free you give us a
strike and a player with three strikes is out,” said Brain.
“Now I really see why my grandpa didn’t want us to play this, it’s an
oral sex fight,” said Arthur.

“Well the rules are rules, and I think I know what they mean by sausage
now,” said Buster, “you look like a very tasty one.”

“Well, let’s get into position,” said Arthur, “at the count of three we
start, ready? One, two, THREE!”

Arthur dashes off from his friends and Buster and Brain start chasing
after him. With the mud acting as the boundary line, Arthur knew his
best bet was to stay away from the sides as much as possible. The first
to go for the capture was Buster, but Arthur’s greasy body skirted away
before Buster could suck him, (this didn’t count for a strike because
the penis was not in his mouth). He ran himself into a corner where
Brain was easily able to pin him down with his larger athletic body, and
went for a suck of his penis. Buster, who was on the side started
counting to twelve and got up to five when Arthur broke free.

“Strike one Brain,” said Arthur.

Arthur avoided Buster who jumped in front of him, but then slipped in
the mud. Buster took advantage and pinned him down and sucked his now
hardened penis in his mouth. Brain counted as Arthur tried to squirm
away, and with the sound of a pop he escaped Buster’s mouth after a
longer suck at eight seconds, but under twelve so it was a strike.
Brain again tried to corner Arthur, but the aardvark called the bluff
and skirted away on the edge of the mud not mindful of Buster who came
in on him from the side and sucked away. This time it was a suck of ten
seconds, still short. Arthur broke free again giving Buster two
strikes, Brain still had one.

The game however proved to be exhausting for Arthur who had been running
around the mud with a hard penis and trying to stay off the sides, he
soon finds himself between Buster and Brain. Arthur makes a getaway but
is soon trapped at the edge by Brain who was ready for any movement.
With Arthur out of energy, Brain takes him down with ease and sucks him,
and reached the twelve second mark.

“Twelve, you win Brain,” said Buster. Brain let go of Arthur, but the
aardvark boy was not ready to end his fun.

“Don’t stop Brain,” said Arthur.

“Why? The game’s over,” said Brain.
“But it feels too good for you to quit now,” said Arthur, “I think
that’s what makes the game harder for me than I thought.”

“Okay Arthur, I have to admit you are a tasty sausage,” said Brain and
he decided to keep sucking Arthur’s penis simply out of request.

“I guess it’s harder not to be either the pig or the winner,” said
Buster, “cause here I am by myself while you both have fun.”

“If it cheers you up Buster, you can suck on my penis,” said Brain.

“Thanks Brain,” said Buster who drops into the mud and starts sucking on
Brain. The thick slimy mud around them enhanced their sexual embrace
and made the taste of their penises dirty. Having been sucked on the
longest, Arthur ended up letting go first into Brain. The taste of
semen and dirt was strong in his mouth. After a couple of breaths
Arthur took off the pig nose and then moved over to Buster.

“Suck me Arthur, suck me,” said Buster. Arthur took all of Buster’s
penis in his mouth and started moving his tongue all along his
underside, making the rabbit boy feel great. Brain on the other side
was stimulated by the way Buster’s front teeth kept pressure on his
penis as it was licked by him. Soon enough Brain squirted into Buster’s
mouth, and seconds later Buster gave a warm, creamy drink to Arthur.

“Oh man, George doesn’t know what he’s missing,” said Buster.

“I hate to say it, but I’m glad that DW didn’t come,” said Arthur, “we
would never have gotten away with this.”

“I don’t know Arthur,” said Brain, “the problem now is that we’re all
muddy. We can’t put our clothes on like this.”

“No big deal, we’ll just wash off in the irrigation ditch,” said Arthur.

The three boys get out of the mud and go clean themselves off in the
ditch the best they could. Leaving the box and the pig nose behind,
they return to the farm, where Grandpa Dave with a bucket of paint in
his hand was there to greet them.

“Hello boys, what have you been up to all day?” he asked.
“Oh, I was just showing them some things I found around the area,” said
Arthur.

As the three boys went to the door of the house, Dave saw dirt behind
Arthur’s ears, “It looks to me like you boys got dirty, whatever you
did.”

“Oh, well we we’re at the swimming hole earlier but never a chance to
wash off,” said Arthur, “we were just going to do that.”

“Fine by me,” said Dave, “put some clean clothes on too, we’ve been
invited to a barbecue tonight. I’m still painting a fence for one of my
pals so I’ll see you in a couple hours.”
“Mmmm, a barbecue, I can’t wait,” said Buster.
“Come on guys, we better wash up,” said Arthur, “but I have to say, I
can’t wait for the barbecue either. Both of you wait in the bathroom
while I get something.”

Arthur went into the kitchen and took a spare bottle of barbecue sauce
and a wooden spoon. He met his friends in the bathroom.
“Well, what are you waiting for?” he asked.
“You,” said Brain and Buster.
“That’s not what I meant, I thought you would already be out of your
clothes,” said Arthur, “well come on, while we still have a couple hours
to ourselves, let’s make the most of it.” The three boys take off
their clothes and Arthur turns on the shower. They get into the shower
together and they take turns washing each other off, one on the back
side and the other on the front side. The leftover mud from the
abandoned farm turned the water brown as it drained away with the soap
suds. At the end of their shower, the three of them got out and dried
off.
“So guys, ready for a barbecue?” asked Arthur.

“It’s still a long while yet isn’t it?” asked Brain.

“Not that one, this one,” said Arthur as he pulled the bottle of
barbecue sauce and the wooden spoon out of hiding behind the toilet.
“What are those for?” asked Brain.

“A couple of things that I like to call Brain roast, and bunny roast,”
said Arthur.

“You’re not really going to cook us are you?” asked Buster.

“Of course not, I’m just playing,” said Arthur, “first of all I need to
prepare the ingredients, both of you get into the tub and stick your
butts in the air.” Buster and Brain follow Arthur’s command. “Now in
order to eat meat, I need to have it cleaned and tenderized.”

The first thing Arthur does is wet some toilet paper and wipe their butt
cracks, causing his friends to laugh and become red in the face. This
is followed by a cold shower at full blast. Then, Arthur takes the
wooden spoon and lightly beats Buster and Brain’s bottoms with it,
controlling his force as to not hurt his friends.

“My own best friend, the Binky Barnes of gay sex,” said Buster jokingly.

After about a minute of the spoon, Arthur gives each butt a massage and
then he applies the barbecue sauce to their butt cheeks using a camel
brush to spread it around. Once their butts were well covered in sauce
Arthur said a mock grace, “Thank you my friends for this bounty of
fleshy behinds, and now I shall eat like a king!”

In no time, Arthur dove his face into his friend’s butts. He took his
time slobbering and sucking on every part of Buster and Brain’s butt
cheeks, licking off the barbecue sauce in the process.

Buster and Brain
found themselves becoming pleasured in spite of their slight
embarrassment by it, yet it was fair enough as Arthur seemed bent on
revenge for having to be the pig in the game they played earlier. By
the time Arthur licked the last of the sauce off, he swallowed air and
made a loud burp, “that was filling.”

“I don’t think you had enough Arthur, would you like to have some
cocktail weenies?” asked Brain.

Arthur who was sitting on the ground looked up as his friends stood up
and stuck their erect penises in his face. “Mmm, I love cocktail
weenies,” he said as he starts pouring the barbecue sauce over their
erect members. He then sucks each penis a few seconds at a time,
causing Buster and Brain to become tense. After the barbecue sauce was
gone from their wieners Arthur said, “Now I better wash this down with
tard cum.” He took each penis into his hand and jacked on them. The
pleasure eventually caused Buster and Brain to release their juice at
the same time, their streams hitting Arthur’s tongue which he stuck out.

“Thanks guys, that was delicious,” said Arthur.

“Don’t mention it,” said Buster.
“But Arthur, can’t we have something to eat too?” asked Brain.

“Fair enough,” said Arthur who traded places with his friends in the
bathtub. With the time getting short, Buster and Brain decided to
harden Arthur with a couple licks of their tongues and then after
pouring on the sauce they begin sharing Arthur’s penis, licking their
tongues on the given sides of him. Arthur became tense of the tingling
sensation of the underside of his penis meeting the tongues of his
friends. Finally the pressure gave off and Arthur squirted his warm goo
onto the tongues of his friends who both lapped it up.

“Yum, that was a tasty barbecue we had,” said Buster.

“But we need to clean up again, especially since Arthur’s grandpa will
be back soon,” said Brain.

“Right, we’d better hurry,” said Arthur. The boys take one more shower
and quickly dry off. Arthur dashed to the kitchen to put the barbecue
sauce and spoon away as Buster and Brain cleaned off any trace of their
barbecue sex game. As the boys put their clothes back on, Grandpa Dave
called from the door.

“Boys it’s time to go so come hop into the back of my truck. This old
friend of mine isn’t the kind that likes to wait,” yelled Dave.

“Coming Grandpa,” yelled Arthur as the three of them rushed out of their
bedroom and out the door. Dave was in the driver’s seat as they hopped
into the bed of the truck, which Dave didn’t mind since they were only
going a short distance. Upon arrival, one of Dave’s friends was quick
to point out something wrong.

“I see your grandson and his friends are trying out the barefoot farm
boy look,” he said. Arthur, Buster, and Brain looked down at their
feet, realizing they forgot to put their shoes and socks on.

“Well, it’s nothing intentional, we just had showers,” said Arthur.

“No problem, not only are we eating we’re also having a square dance,”
said another pal of Dave, “some of us would say you have the right shoes
for it.”
Everyone has a laugh, “Come on boys, let’s get something to eat,” said
Dave and they all proceed to the backyard.
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Forgive the doublepost, but I remember this one. I remember it well. The sad thing is I've read worse:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5493229/1/Arthur-and-Alberto-s-spring-afternoon
 
Puar said:
The Arthur section itself is a festering gold mine. Between that, MaryAnne4Life's fanfics and Travis, I feel the Arthur section is made up of trolls and just bottom of the barrel stuff.
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You mean MaryAnnefan4Life? According to her latest profile she only has one Arthur fic and tons of Godawful Babysitter's Club fics where Mary Anne gets all kinds of diseases, is constantly humiliated or throwing up or watches her OC best friend die of cancer.
 
Daisy said:
You mean MaryAnnefan4Life? According to her latest profile she only has one Arthur fic and tons of Godawful Babysitter's Club fics where Mary Anne gets all kinds of diseases, is constantly humiliated or throwing up or watches her OC best friend die of cancer.
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Is Baby Sitters Club still realivant?

Seeing the whole "Mary Anne Gets" collections are worthy of dramatic readings.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9093295/1/

Ruh Roh!

I always wondered if she was some sort of troll or super serious with her stories. She use to delete her fics if there was one comment that was crictism and would reupload it.

Apparently she has some books published that have no research on decades.

She had a story that was set in the 70s where a character owned CDs, DVDs and a laptop.

https://www.booksie.com/content/mar...dings-the-sad-news-455482/chapter/1/version/1

Some of her more orginal works.
 
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[Jun 7, 2018 at 1:46 AM] @Ravelord: You fucking faggot :story: [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:46 AM] @SeaPancake: If you are attracted to women, and you fuck a man, that doesn't make you gay (/o_o)/ [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:46 AM] @RadicalCentrist: you fuck a man [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:46 AM] @SeaPancake: You get 2 freebies [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:46 AM] @Desire Lines: @SeaPancake, gay [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:46 AM] @SeaPancake: TWO [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @SeaPancake: And then you're officially Bi, you get the membership, the blue, purple, pink stripes and you carry on your way [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @RadicalCentrist: the gayest thing about gay men is fucking other men, just my uneducated opinion tbh [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @SeaPancake: There's a fucking procedure to this. It's in the fucking DMV handbook [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @Oscar Wildean: https://gotafireforaheart.tumblr.com/post/160738564549/harry-looking-at-women-seductively-harry They gay. [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @SeaPancake: WORKING MY WAY BACK TO YOU , BABE [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @Desire Lines: Harry Styles/Louis TomlinsonLouis Tomlinson Harry Styles Zayn Malik Liam Payne Niall Horan Hayley Kiyoko Ashley Frangipane | HalseyAttempted Rape Violence Minor Character Death ALL THE NASTIES Black Dagger Brotherhood AU I suck at tags ummmm vampires so that means blood my dudes Smut Bottom Louis because that's very important if you haven't read the series BDB you really should Implied Mpreg Angst Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con Like its not talked about its just hinted at And super subtle like But entirely seperate from the attempted rape part I feel like I made a mess of my tags now but at least I'm trying lol [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @RadicalCentrist: this is a matter for the department of motor vehicles? [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:47 AM] @SeaPancake: Uh yeah, we need to know how many bis are driving [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:48 AM] @SeaPancake: Cuz they'll want to go left and right at the same time [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:48 AM] @Desire Lines: aren't one direction fans just a ball of little sunshine [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:48 AM] @SeaPancake: Anyway, TF2's top fanfic involves cuntboy Scouts [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:48 AM] @Desire Lines: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Alex (Dunkirk)/Louis TomlinsonHarry Styles Louis Tomlinson Alex (Dunkirk) Original CharactersAlternate Universe - Historical Alternate Universe - 1940s World War II Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics The Styles Twins Polyamory Developing Relationship Established Relationship Enemies to Lovers Pining Angst Past Abuse [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:48 AM] @hood LOLCOW: I wish 1d takes legal action against tumblr users [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @Desire Lines: A WORLD WAR 2 ONE DIRECTION POLY FANFIC [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @SeaPancake: I don't know about you, but I think allowing Omegas to serve in the military would be counterproductive [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @SeaPancake: I SWEAR TO GOD if it's an Omega holocaust I'm going to choke on my vomit and die [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @Desire Lines: just take a look at this shit https://archiveofourown.org/works/14673717/chapters/33901122 [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @hood LOLCOW: @Desire Lines, lol AO3 somehow mamages to be more fucked up than the autistic cesspool that is ff.net [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @SeaPancake: ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง let's see [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @SeaPancake: FF.net is nothing [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:49 AM] @Desire Lines: @hood LOLCOW, these fucking tags, man [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:50 AM] @The Colonel: ff.net purged a lot of their autism [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:50 AM] @Desire Lines: Zayn Malik/Liam Payne Harry Styles/Louis TomlinsonZayn Malik Liam Payne Harry Styles Louis Tomlinson Niall Horan Original CharactersAlpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Alpha Liam Alpha Louis Omega Zayn Omega Harry Pack leader Liam right-hand man Louis Pining Mutual Pining Mating Cycles/In Heat Rutting Marking Mates everything else what comes with omegaverse Mpreg Falling In Love smut sweet smut later I will list it (probably) Alternate Universe Violence Demons demons favourite snacks are omegas Minor Character Death Fights I probably suck at writin fight scenes Injury Poisoning demon venom Near Death Experiences [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:50 AM] @Desire Lines: PACK LEADER LIAM [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @Desire Lines: one direction should fucking sue for slander [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @Vrakks: cuclsa [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @Desire Lines: Harry Styles/Louis TomlinsonAlpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Castration Non-Consensual Body Modification Bonding Knotting Forced Marriage Forced Bonding Graphic Description Medical Kink Small Penis Mating Cycles/In Heat Public Sex Public Humiliation [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @Desire Lines: oh no [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @SeaPancake: @Desire Lines, ooh give me a link [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @Desire Lines: @SeaPancake, here you go you fucking :deviant: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14837543 [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:51 AM] @SeaPancake: I'm getting flashbacks to Outlast fanfiction, good times. [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:52 AM] @SeaPancake: WTF only 2500 words!? [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:52 AM] @Desire Lines: oh my fucking god [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:53 AM] @Desire Lines: Zayn Malik/Liam Payne Niall Horan/Original Female Character(s)Zayn Malik Liam Payne Harry Styles Louis Tomlinson Niall Horan Yaser Malik Trisha Malik Doniya Malik Waliyha Malik Safaa Malik Karen Payne Geoff Payne Danny Riach Original Female Character(s) Sarah Massaquoi Original Male Character(s) Twenty-two Handler AAlternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson Friendship Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD OT5 Friendship ot6 friendship secret government-funded programs Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con Implied/Referenced Underage Sex Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution Child slavery Child Soldiers Implied/Referenced Torture Past Torture Enhanced Abilities Enhanced Senses Non-Consensual Body Modification Nightmares Codependency Recovery POV Multiple will probably be updating tags as I post again because I’m probably still forgetting some things lots of Blood and Gore [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:53 AM] @SeaPancake: I have never read an ABO fic that involved castration as part of the 'tradition' [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:53 AM] @Desire Lines: REFERENCED UNDERAGE SEX IMPLIED [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:53 AM] @Desire Lines: REFERENCED UNDERAGE PROSTITUTION [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @SeaPancake: I wonder if these people can even watch an episode of Law and Order: SVU :thinking: [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @Desire Lines: I remember why I stopped browsing those fics :c [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @The Colonel: @Desire Lines, go check the Naruto section [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @SeaPancake: I was gonna say [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @SeaPancake: Oddly enough, most of my favorite stories are on FF.net still [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @Desire Lines: i bet it's gay yaoi shit [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @The Colonel: @Desire Lines, go look [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @SeaPancake: I read a really really really really REALLY good story for Mulan on FF.net [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @gobbogobb: Why are people saying pedo things in chat [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:54 AM] @gobbogobb: I'm scared [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @Desire Lines: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki NarutoUchiha Sasuke Uzumaki Naruto Sai (Naruto) Inuzuka Kiba Hyuuga Hinata Haruno Sakura Umino Iruka Hatake KakashiPsychological Trauma Mentions of Rape Graphic Description OOC Smut Anal Sex Anal Fingering Violence Child Loss m-preg Mental Institutions Memory Loss Established Relationship Teen Romance Drama Mental Instability Mental Breakdown [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @SeaPancake: NO CHECK THE OVERWATCH TAGS [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @SeaPancake: CHECK THE OVERWATCH TAGS [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @Desire Lines: mental breakdown [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @SeaPancake: I'm not into SasuNaru [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @hood LOLCOW: @Desire Lines, BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @Randall Fragg: @SeaPancake, what the actual fuck [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:55 AM] @gobbogobb: Do not check overwatch tags [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @SeaPancake: CHECK THEM YOU COWARD [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @SeaPancake: Check them and WITNESS [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @SeaPancake: PREGNANT. WEREWOLF. MCCREE [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @Desire Lines: oka yoka [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @Desire Lines: @SeaPancake, oh, that shit is tame [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @Desire Lines: boring [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @Big Bad Brat: @SeaPancake, lol calm down [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @Randall Fragg: @SeaPancake, what the actual fuck? [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @SeaPancake: :biggrin: [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:56 AM] @Desire Lines: holy fuck there are already 25000 fics [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @RadicalCentrist: if there isn't time traveling incest, then it's a normie-fic [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @SeaPancake: 'already' [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @hood LOLCOW: Rape/Non-Con UnderageHermione Granger/Severus Snape Hermione Granger/Other(s)Sexual Slavery Rape/Non-con Elements Anal Sex Object Insertion Vaginal Sex Watersports Summary This was Hermione’s life now, after the war ended and Harry had lost, she had been assigned to Hogwarts to work as the common whore. Everyday, she rotated from classroom to classroom, from the great hall to the common rooms and even into the professors’ private chambers taking care of anything and everything the students and professors could think of. Today she was assigned to potions and Snape was taking full advantage. [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @gobbogobb: Overwatch is literally aids [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @hood LOLCOW: tyce what is this [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @Desire Lines: @hood LOLCOW, i am fucking hollering [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @SeaPancake: Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle is popular for some raeson [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:57 AM] @SeaPancake: I just keep imagining Ralph Fiennes with no nose, but apparenty they're referencing..I don't know, the guy who played him in the Chamber of Secrets? [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:58 AM] @The Colonel: Hermione/Snape is too [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:58 AM] @SeaPancake: Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger is a trip. [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:58 AM] @Desire Lines: Genji Shimada/Hanzo Shimada Genji Shimada & Hanzo Shimada Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada/Hanzo Shimada Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada Jesse McCree/Genji ShimadaHanzo Shimada Genji Shimada Jesse McCreeSibling Incest Incest Shimadacest Brother/Brother Incest Shameless Smut Smut Porn with Feelings Shimada Incest Consensual Sex Genzo is life Hanzo secretly loves Genji Genji is a slutty brat and a little shit Blow Jobs Dirty Talk Anal Sex Anal Fingering Rimming Threesome - M/M/M Barebacking Cowboy turn of events Genzo - Freeform McShimadacest Fluff and Smut Masturbation Creampie Come Swallowing Double Anal Penetration Double Penetration Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Did I say porn? Switch Hanzo Shimada Switch Jesse McCree Bottom Genji Shimada [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:58 AM] @Desire Lines: cowboy turn of events :story: [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:58 AM] @SeaPancake: If you play it straight as 'these two characters are simply the focus but not romantically invovled', it can get pretty interesting. You know, cuz he's racist and she's smarter and better than his son [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:58 AM] @RadicalCentrist: either Aberforth/goat or go home [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Melchett: Freeform McShimadacest [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Melchett: wat [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @hood LOLCOW: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsOriginal Characters Original Trans Character(s) Severus Snape Draco Malfoy Other Character Tags to Be AddedSex Education brief mentions of fantasy racism Implied/Referenced Homophobia im an american trying to write british Summary Ever imagine how Hogwarts deals with horny teenagers? No, but still curious. Embark on this episodic journey on how I, the author, views Hogwarts and sex. [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Big Bad Brat: @Desire Lines, " Genji is a slutty brat and a little shit" finally a character i can relate to [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @SeaPancake: I still don't understand what the "Freeform" tag means [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Desire Lines: @Big Bad Brat, make that your description [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Randall Fragg: Christen Weston Chandler/Sonichu/Pickleman/Anal insertion Sex Doll Seman Drinking Dad Walks In Blackmail [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Big Bad Brat: @Desire Lines, making that my status [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @SeaPancake: 'brief mentions of fantasy racism' [Jun 7, 2018 at 1:59 AM] @Randall Fragg: fuck, now I'm trying to think of how actual media would get tagged like this [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:00 AM] @SeaPancake: We already have the tag [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:00 AM] @SeaPancake: "Gore" "Cigarette smoking/Alcohol usage" "Violent Scenes" "Scary Scenes" [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:00 AM] @SeaPancake: etc. etc. [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:00 AM] @Oscar Wildean: It's not fun fanfiction until Nostalgia Critic/Devil Boner- Hyper Fangirl fanfiction is posted. [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:01 AM] @Randall Fragg: Is there a thread on this? Because grabbing insane fanfiction labels and laughing at them is always fun [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:01 AM] @RadicalCentrist: @SeaPancake around elves, watch yourselves [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:01 AM] @Desire Lines: Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Roadhog | Mako Rutledge Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Hana "D.Va" Song Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes & Lúcio Correia dos Santos Lúcio Correia dos Santos/Hana "D.Va" SongJunkrat | Jamison Fawkes Roadhog | Mako Rutledge Hana "D.Va" Song Lúcio Correia dos Santos Sombra (Overwatch) Moira O'Deorain Lena "Tracer" Oxton Fareeha "Pharah" Amari Mei-Ling ZhouDemon AU Witchcraft Witch AU Polyamory aka in which junkrat is literally the canon bicycle incubus themes worldbuilding mildly inspired by bayonetta more tags forthcoming yes yet another demon rat au there are multiple ships tagged but this is primarily roadrat Sex Clubs Social Awkwardness age difference (but not what you're used to expecting) Discussions of mental illness moira is a cat a very powerful cat consent is important beer and cartoons excessive slice of life excessive early relationship fluff excessive displays of vanity Christmas bisexual roadhog the sexual reawakening of a nearly 50 year old man [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:01 AM] @Big Bad Brat: @Oscar Wildean, it's not a true Nostalgia Critic fanfic without rape [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:01 AM] @Desire Lines: Slut Shaming safe sex handjobs Blowjobs Deepthroat Queening Anal Sex Happy Sex dramatic turning point Loss moping Rimjobs invasion of digital pivacy Powerful Women backstory reveal eye gore well implied eye gore at least [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:02 AM] @Desire Lines: invasion of digital privacy :story: [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:02 AM] @Oscar Wildean: https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Devil Boner*s*Hyper Fangirl [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:02 AM] @Randall Fragg: @RadicalCentrist, proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi0.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F001%2F028%2F599%2F2e1.png&hash=d47d145e28c5ca2b429e434069fb6b07 [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:02 AM] @Big Bad Brat: @Desire Lines, "age difference (but not what you're used to expecting)" hmmmm [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:02 AM] @Desire Lines: oh my fucking god [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:02 AM] @Oscar Wildean: I'm pretty sure that Sweet Witch writer is that crazy fangirl who I kept posting about on the CA drama thread. [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:03 AM] @Desire Lines: I found the ultimate autism [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:03 AM] @The Colonel: well implied eye gore [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:03 AM] @Desire Lines: CHECK OUT THESE FUCKING TAGS https://archiveofourown.org/works/13792083/chapters/31706016 [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:03 AM] @The Colonel: look up CA fanfiction [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:03 AM] @Oscar Wildean: Devil Boner/Hyper FangirlHyper Fangirl (That Guy with the Glasses) Devil Boner (That Guy with the Glasses) benny and critic get mentionedFluff Hot Tub Wedding Planning Drunkenness cute rambling critic gets misgendered briefly so warning for that and also glass cutting a hand accidentally [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @SeaPancake: ooh, ramsay bolton [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @Desire Lines: @The Colonel, OH NO [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @Desire Lines: I am doing it [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @Randall Fragg: @Desire Lines, CALVIN? [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @Randall Fragg: what the actual fuck? [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @Oscar Wildean: Devil Boner fanfiction= the most autistic thing ever. [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:04 AM] @Randall Fragg: Make a thread on this shit, this is amazing. [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @SeaPancake: I've seen a fanfic on there where I needed to roll my mouse 3 times to get to the end of the tag list [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @Desire Lines: That Guy with the Glasses/Channel Awesome (511) [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @Desire Lines: oh dear lord forgive me [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @Desire Lines: for I am about to sin [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @Desire Lines: Underage (6) [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @SeaPancake: Ned signed, “Rick, at some point I’m going to lose my patience and my mind.” “Ned, urp, it isn’t my fault!” Rick protested, “one minute I was fixing the toilet in Robs room when my teleporter goes off and there’s a predalien in the room!” “A predalien?” Ned ground his teeth. A hybrid of Yatuja and Xenomorph. Very tough. With some specimens surviving falls from orbit or diving in Lava [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @SeaPancake: Ned stark [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:05 AM] @Big Bad Brat: @Desire Lines, It was listed under "major character death" so at least it's realistic [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:06 AM] @Desire Lines: Dr. Insano/The Spoony One Dr. Insano/Linkara Linkara/The Spoony One The Spoony One/Dr. Linksano Dr. Insano/Dr. Linksano Dr. Insano/Linkara/The Spoony One Dr. Insano/Dr. Linksano/The Spoony One Linkara/The Spoony One/Dr. LinksanoDr. Insano The Spoony One Linkara Dr. LinksanoPolyamory Math and Science Metaphors Magic Theory Hypertime Theory At4W Meta Bondage Light BDSM Sex Toys Threesome [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:06 AM] @Desire Lines: a very good start [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:06 AM] @Randall Fragg: oh no [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:06 AM] @Desire Lines: Dr. Insano/Linkara Harvey/OFC (mention) hinted Linksano/BoffoDr. Insano Linkara The Spoony One Harvey Finevoice 90's Kid Dr. Linksano Nimue (mention)Established Relationship Schmoop Threats of Bodily Harm Skinny Dipping Anal Sex Barebacking Light Angst Brief reference to past traumatic events Romance Pranks and Practical Jokes Valentine's Day Humor [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:06 AM] @Randall Fragg: Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)Morty (Rick and Morty)Sonichu - CharacterChris-chanWild Sonichu | GrovonichuPunchy | Knuckleschu Additional Tags: Pickle x Electric Mouse-Hedgehog PokemonChrisChan being a homophobeForbidden RomanceSonichu wants to explore his sexuality moreCrack CrossoverCrack RelationshipsCrackPlease don´t take this fanfic serious [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:07 AM] @Desire Lines: Dr. Linksano/Lord Vyce/Mechakara Bennett the Sage/Nostalgia Critic Dr. Insano/Linkara Dr. Insano/Linkara/The Spoony OneDr. Linksano Lord Vyce Mechakara Pollo the Robot Bennett the Sage Nostalgia Critic Lady Octopus Dr. Insano OancitizenThreesome Mad Science Bondage Unsafe Bondage BDSM Forced Nudity Humiliation Gore Exhibitionism Jealousy [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:07 AM] @Kiwi Jeff: @Desire Lines, any with jewwario [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:07 AM] @hood LOLCOW: @Desire Lines, was your previous link a pooh' adventure fic [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:07 AM] @The Colonel: those are the underage ones [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Ravelord: Are we at peak autism already? [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Desire Lines: @Kiwi Jeff, uh oh [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @The Colonel: @Kiwi Jeff, [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Kiwi Jeff: @The Colonel, [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @hood LOLCOW: @Ravelord, no such thing [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Desire Lines: @hood LOLCOW, no just some edgelord [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Kiwi Jeff: @Desire Lines, oh no [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Randall Fragg: @SeaPancake make a Community Watch thread on this, this is hilarious [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @The Colonel: @Randall Fragg, there is an awful fanfic thread already [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:08 AM] @Desire Lines: no jewwario in sight, phew [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @hood LOLCOW: 168002 Works in Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @Randall Fragg: @The Colonel, That's a general thread, this is a specific site. [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @Kiwi Jeff: @hood LOLCOW, that's probably the biggest one tbh [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @hood LOLCOW: Underage (7655) Rape/Non-Con (4836) [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @Desire Lines: oh no https://archiveofourown.org/series/431317 [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @hood LOLCOW: @Kiwi Jeff, the biggest ones are either naruto or harry potter [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @SeaPancake: Hell yeah, I've found one with a lot of tags [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @The Colonel: @Randall Fragg, just for AO3? [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @SeaPancake: Naruto is by far the hugest one on FF.net [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM] @Kiwi Jeff: @hood LOLCOW, I believe it [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @SeaPancake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14549196/chapters/33617637 [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @SeaPancake: Check out these taaags [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @Big Bad Brat: hahahaha https://archiveofourown.org/works/11430393 [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @Desire Lines: Angry Video Game Nerd/Nostalgia CriticAngry Video Game Nerd Nostalgia Critic The Other Guy (That Guy With The Glasses)Alternate Universe Crossovers & Fandom Fusions Gods Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Oral Sex Wet Dream Awkward First Times Dirty Talk [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @Big Bad Brat: this is hilarious [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @Desire Lines: sthaaaap [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @Randall Fragg: @The Colonel, Maybe? Or a "Post Funny AO3 Tags here" thread in Literature [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:10 AM] @Desire Lines: I hope somebody is screencapping tihs chat, I am about to fall asleep [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:11 AM] @Desire Lines: Harvey/Linkara 90s Kid/80s Dan Boffo/LinksanoLinkara Harvey Finevoice 90s Kid Ninja-Style Dancer 80s Dan Pollo Boffo the Clown Doctor LinksanoFood Sex Shower Sex First Time Sex [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:11 AM] @hood LOLCOW: Someone open up pastebin and copy the whole chat ASAP [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:11 AM] @Randall Fragg: Vinny (Vinesauce)/MentalJen (Vinesauce) Cr1TiKaL | Penguinz0/MentalJen (Vinesauce)Vinny (Vinesauce) MentalJen (Vinesauce) Cr1TiKaL | Penguinz0Vaginal Sex Vaginal Fingering Anal Sex Double Penetration Spitroasting Deepthroating Blow Jobs Threesome Threesome - F/M/M Bondage Alcohol Party I Expect At Least One Thank You Summary Vinny, MentalJen, and Cr1TiKal are all hanging out together. With Drinks. What comes next? It's more likely than you think. Language: English Words: 2,155 Chapters: [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:11 AM] @Randall Fragg: WHY? [Jun 7, 2018 at 2:11 AM] @Desire Lines: @Randall Fragg, OH NO :story:
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(Actually, would people be okay with a spinoff Archive of Our Own thread, considering the cyst of autism we're finding?)
 
Puar said:
Is Baby Sitters Club still realivant?

Seeing the whole "Mary Anne Gets" collections are worthy of dramatic readings.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9093295/1/

Ruh Roh!

I always wondered if she was some sort of troll or super serious with her stories. She use to delete her fics if there was one comment that was crictism and would reupload it.

Apparently she has some books published that have no research on decades.

She had a story that was set in the 70s where a character owned CDs, DVDs and a laptop.

https://www.booksie.com/content/mar...dings-the-sad-news-455482/chapter/1/version/1

Some of her more orginal works.
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BSC is one of those fandoms that hasn't been relevant for years but the fanbase is still there because of nostalgia. Or mocking what they used to love as kids to show how grown-up they are now. (That seems to be a thing with people and fandoms from their kid or teen years.)

Someone actually once tried to help her improve, I heard. It doesn't look like she took any of their advice.
 
I'm pretty sure we covered this way earlier in the thread, but apparently Chat Fics are still somewhat of a thing.

Much like their predecessors, the Script Fics, Chat Fics also have a bad reputation even by fanfiction standards and are a banned format on Fanfiction.net

You can still find plenty of Chat Fics on AO3, and even some old Script Fics if you know where to look.

Much like how a Script Fic is written in a script format, a Chat Fic is written in the format and style of an online chat, and nearly all the ones I have encountered were pretty awful, although I do think it could be a good source of parody or troll fic.

Also, since we're on the topic of troll fics, I'm curious as to how much of the god-awful creepy fetish shit on this thread is real, and how much of it is troll fic intended to deliberately offend people? With the online fanfiction community being what it is, it's really difficult to tell at times, Poe's Law and all that.

Unfortunately, it does seem that a lot of that stuff is real and unironic, and with that being the case, I weep for humanity's future.
 
Daisy said:
BSC is one of those fandoms that hasn't been relevant for years but the fanbase is still there because of nostalgia. Or mocking what they used to love as kids to show how grown-up they are now. (That seems to be a thing with people and fandoms from their kid or teen years.)

Someone actually once tried to help her improve, I heard. It doesn't look like she took any of their advice.
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I remember some drama I read about her through posts on Live Journal as well for complaints on FF.net about how she pretty much took up the BSC section for herself.

Her Arthur Gets a Job or whatever it is called has him getting Diabetes later. So I think she has a thing for canons getting sick, crying, etc.

I only found out about her through her infamous "Mary Anne gets heart disease" And one of her weird Lazy Town fanfics with an OC death.

Syaoran Li said:
I'm pretty sure we covered this way earlier in the thread, but apparently Chat Fics are still somewhat of a thing.

Much like their predecessors, the Script Fics, Chat Fics also have a bad reputation even by fanfiction standards and are a banned format on Fanfiction.net

You can still find plenty of Chat Fics on AO3, and even some old Script Fics if you know where to look.

Much like how a Script Fic is written in a script format, a Chat Fic is written in the format and style of an online chat, and nearly all the ones I have encountered were pretty awful, although I do think it could be a good source of parody or troll fic.

Also, since we're on the topic of troll fics, I'm curious as to how much of the god-awful creepy fetish shit on this thread is real, and how much of it is troll fic intended to deliberately offend people? With the online fanfiction community being what it is, it's really difficult to tell at times, Poe's Law and all that.

Unfortunately, it does seem that a lot of that stuff is real and unironic, and with that being the case, I weep for humanity's future.
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Some script fics still fall through the cracks on FF.net. The main offense is when they copy and paste a script from a game or cartoon and pass it off as their own work.

This is notorious in the PxZ section, which is a dumpster fire of shit; save for three fanfics that are decent. The rest take the game's script and uses other characters in place of the former ones.

What I have a problem with is when authors tend to make massive crossovers and then neber continue it.

Another issue is that list fics still slip as well.

A03 seems to be less strict on the whole issue on what is allowed or not.

Back on PxZ.

There is an author who detests crictism and would write the reviewer in their fic as a villian.

Another person just writes really weird and mundane fics that have little to no action or flow.
 
More horrors from kids' show fandoms! Mostly Alvin and the Chipmunks, but there's some MLP and Disney movies in there, too. Lots of creepy fetishes within, particularly ageplay and diapers, plus a healthy dose of religious bullshit, OCs that take up half the stories, and attempts to be "edgy." Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how much you like your train wrecks) his lengthy profile detailing his fetishes, OCs, and creepy obsession with some teacher who was mean to him in 7th grade has disappeared.
 
Dunno if she's been linked here before, but sarahgirl1998 has 279 badly written sneeze fetish fics on AO3

Fandoms include Happy Tree Friends, Super Mario, Yin Yang Yo, Fairly Oddparents... and most of these "stories" are cookie cutter templates, she just changes the names and posts it. She also has a deviantart account, which is also full of lulz.
 
I went through some hard fucking digging for this thread.

Slight :powerlevel:, but around a year or two ago, I was really into the Gravity Falls fandom, and I have two wild rides of fics to share.

This first one is the worse of the two. It's basically about eight years old Dipper and Mabel "exploring" their bodies. It's basically child on child sexual abuse, which I didn't pick up at the time when I first read it. The author states in the notes that it's based on real events. It's not as infamous as Dipper Goes to Taco Bell, but it'll definitely make your skin crawl.

The second one is just some kink shit, basically, but not one you see, or at least I don't, often. Really all it is is a human Bill eating out a trans Dipper while he's on his period. That's literally it.

I'll do a bit more digging later.

Edit: Didn't realize I used too many "definitely"s due to my crippling autism.
 
fishercat said:
I feel like half of the content in this thread is Ao3.
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Probably because straight up porn fics were banned from FF.net early last decade. That and because the Tumblr crowd goes crazy with tags means it's easy to find the really depraved shit without actually reading it to be sure.
 
MysticMisty said:
Probably because straight up porn fics were banned from FF.net early last decade. That and because the Tumblr crowd goes crazy with tags means it's easy to find the really depraved shit without actually reading it to be sure.
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At one point, AO3 was deemed to be the home of "quality" fanfiction that was supposedly a cut above the scrubs who still used ff.net, or at least it sure seemed that way. Then ff.net became more or less unusable when people realized AO3's posting format was more user-friendly and did all the HTMLing for you. Now it's crawling with reader-insert romance novels and Omegaverse shit.
 
Daisy said:
At one point, AO3 was deemed to be the home of "quality" fanfiction that was supposedly a cut above the scrubs who still used ff.net, or at least it sure seemed that way. Then ff.net became more or less unusable when people realized AO3's posting format was more user-friendly and did all the HTMLing for you. Now it's crawling with reader-insert romance novels and Omegaverse shit.
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A03 has loads of festering shitty fics that I see almost everyday. It is either troll fics or the horrible ship fic. Wattpad use to be quality as well.

FF.net bans attack/hate author fics, yet a03 has some.

I honestly dislike omegaverse fanfics, mainly that is what the PXZ section is plagued with. FF.net long ago use to have list and interaction fanfics that were later banned.

With Scripts, I feel that the author may find those easier to write or that they assume comedy works if you use scripts.
 
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