Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

At the time of Casino Royale, the first of the modern wave of James Bond movies starring Daniel Craig, Del Monte launched this popsicle:

edit: Back in the 90's people were agonizing over weather the shape of the Coca-Cola bottle looked too much like Pamela Anderson.

 

[Hummingbird]

At the time of Casino Royale, the first of the modern wave of James Bond movies starring Daniel Craig, Del Monte launched this popsicle:

edit: Back in the 90's people were agonizing over weather the shape of the Coca-Cola bottle looked too much like Pamela Anderson.

Was the popcile martini flavored?

Such is the case for women daring to fight in a effortless and alluring matter.

I bet they'd defend magical girls on this.

 

[Hummingbird]

I have to admit, the site has really surprised me today. They have a good redesign for Symentra, they aren't screaming about her not having head or foot protection, how the back is partically exposed, and there's no attacks of "cultural appropriation" or "exotification". And the artist has drawn sexy art of the character on her Tumblr.

 

[Hummingbird]

Like any good SJW, the very thought of white people existing grosses them out. Even in a setting where they'd understandably be the majority. Of course the race bend can never be an evil character and they must be dark. No Denise Huxtables here.

 

[weirdMcGee]

Like any good SJW, the very thought of white people existing grosses them out. Even in a setting where they'd understandably be the majority. Of course the race bend can never be an evil character and they must be dark. No Denise Huxtables here.

The redesign on the right isn't half bad but put some clothes on her....

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Like any good SJW, the very thought of white people existing grosses them out. Even in a setting where they'd understandably be the majority. Of course the race bend can never be an evil character and they must be dark. No Denise Huxtables here.

I thought this was a parody but they really are serious about
WE WUZ ICE KWEENZ and WE GON SUCK YO DICK FO A DOLLA

 

[c-no]

Like any good SJW, the very thought of white people existing grosses them out. Even in a setting where they'd understandably be the majority. Of course the race bend can never be an evil character and they must be dark. No Denise Huxtables here.

The corpse design wouldn't hurt since Hel more or less was said to resemble a corpse or at least was a goddess of the dead but why dark skin for the other one? Pale skin would of worked better in terms of having it fit a goddess of the dead if one were to go with her living form.

 

[Hummingbird]

The corpse design wouldn't hurt since Hel more or less was said to resemble a corpse or at least was a goddess of the dead but why dark skin for the other one? Pale skin would of worked better in terms of having it fit a goddess of the dead if one were to go with her living form.

I'm fine with the Hel one though usually only one side is messed up while the other is more human if I remember correctly.

 

[LoverofPi]

I'm fine with the Hel one though usually only one side is messed up while the other is more human if I remember correctly.

Upper half/ Lower half, I think, though a lot of interpretations split down the middle so you can see it easily

 

[John Titor]

Like any good SJW, the very thought of white people existing grosses them out. Even in a setting where they'd understandably be the majority. Of course the race bend can never be an evil character and they must be dark. No Denise Huxtables here.

This was their interpretation of Hel, who they split into 2 forms instead of keeping to the original mythology, where she was a person who had 2 different-looking halves.

They had this "no artistic license allowed" attitude when discussing SMT too.

 

[c-no]

They had this "no artistic license allowed" attitude when discussing SMT too.

Many pages back, they didn't like how Diana or Mara are portrayed, your post referencing it.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bikini-battle-armor-damage.42206/#post-3281893

Their "no artistic license" is just another form of "No Fun Allowed" but the bitching BBAD does isn't going to stop designs like this:

Spoiler: The titty monster would have them blow a gasket

On that same note, they could also blow a gastket on Joan of Arc for the boobplate, even though that despite boobplates being dangerous, it's on a demon that would only be scratched by a sword unless it was some special magic sword like in other SMT games.

 

[Hummingbird]

Many pages back, they didn't like how Diana or Mara are portrayed, your post referencing it.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bikini-battle-armor-damage.42206/#post-3281893

Their "no artistic license" is just another form of "No Fun Allowed" but the bitching BBAD does isn't going to stop designs like this:

Spoiler: The titty monster would have them blow a gasket

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On that same note, they could also blow a gastket on Joan of Arc for the boobplate, even though that despite boobplates being dangerous, it's on a demon that would only be scratched by a sword unless it was some special magic sword like in other SMT games.

I've noticed there's a bit of a vagina on the stomach of the top one.

 

[c-no]

I've noticed there's a bit of a vagina on the stomach of the top one.

If one wanted to be a sperg that looked into designs, the tits and vagina would be fitting since Tiamat more or less was a mother of all monsters in Babylonian myth but I'd doubt BBAD would see the design as reference to it but rather think it'd be some sort of fetish fuel for monster girl wankers.

 

[Hummingbird]

I saw this little response to that post I mentioned on another page that I liked, "Oh I didn’t realise that scandinavians weren’t white? Huh who would of thought. This post is gross. Like 100% Hel would of be white and so would of all the norse gods, get over it."

 

[Chewy Suarez]

One of the things that I hate about BBAD is on their post first talking about Brigitte they were angry that a character that was relevant to the lore of the game was introduced first over fucking black women characters that had no relevancy other than muh diversity.

I don’t think they don’t know that many of the new characters except for Moira (who I think was just introduced at Blizzcon randomly but was also subtly featured in one of the comics) were already either mentioned beforehand through a storyline before they were released or important to the lore of the game and not just checked off a diversity clipboard but that’s what they think.

 

[AnOminous]

I saw this little response to that post I mentioned on another page that I liked, "Oh I didn’t realise that scandinavians weren’t white? Huh who would of thought. This post is gross. Like 100% Hel would of be white and so would of all the norse gods, get over it."

Hel is usually portrayed as half-black and half-white. As in, literally half her face is black and half white. To symbolize the dualism of life and death or some shit, I suppose.

 

[HG 400]

I think they must have sex on the brain. Who's first thought of kneepads on a character is "for blowjobs"?

Anyone who's worked an alley.

 

[Male Idiot]

I feel like it is time to post some NSFW here that these gals would *love* to see. One of them is even a representation of the LGBT community and the other isn't white:

Spoiler: Tiddies

Meet Dejah Thoris, a martian princess and proud womyn of coluors! She is also wearing a lot more than usual, as she is supposed to bare it all, literally.

Meet the personification of LGBT, aka the greater daemon of slaanesh:

 

[Hummingbird]

I feel like it is time to post some NSFW here that these gals would *love* to see. One of them is even a representation of the LGBT community and the other isn't white:

Spoiler: Tiddies

Meet Dejah Thoris, a martian princess and proud womyn of coluors! She is also wearing a lot more than usual, as she is supposed to bare it all, literally.

Meet the personification of LGBT, aka the greater daemon of slaanesh:

Oh they have plenty to say about her (the first one).

 

[Antipathy]

Oh they have plenty to say about her (the first one).

Do they have anything to say about that Keeper of Secrets? (That's the four armed demon by the way)