Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Peace and Harmony said:
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"Stee got elected too?" So... both Warren and Stee?

What happened? Last I remember about this Malden couldn't get their act together enough to vote at all or something.

Also, do we have any dirt/mⅈlk on Stee? If freakin' gamergate wets the road during a rainstorm on a sharp corner that Bribri tries to take at 110 mph to test out the autocorrecting capabilities of her new Porsche (to show those gamergaters a thing or two!), we may need a new lolcow..
Given that Warren seems almost as obsessed with his girl here as he is BriBri, they must share something in common. It's well known they don't share the same... erm.... "equipment", so it must be a personality thing.
 
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This guy is actually fucking awesome. He did something we couldn't do: get John on the ballot.

There is big fun in the future, and this guy is the source of it.
 
Warren 'n' Wu is like some sort of crazy enacted parable about how the world isn't fair.

Warren: Works hard, has modest ambitions that he knows how to achieve. Can't scrape together 5 bucks in discretionary spending money.
Wu: Does bugger all, has crazy ambitions out of all proportion to her talent and application. Just got a brand new Porsche.
 
AnOminous said:
This guy is actually fucking awesome. He did something we couldn't do: get John on the ballot.
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Nah, Warren and his friends only collected 600 out of the 3000 total. Wu paying whatever company did the signature collecting for an extra day or two of work would've been a better investment.

Warrens only real use was as a stand-in when Brianna couldn't be arsed to give a speech or go to a political event. And from the various anecdotes, almost nobody takes Brianna seriously at those events anyway.

Don't get me wrong, I still love Warren and his antics, but as an actual campaigner he's of questionable value.
 
Man, upload that shit won't ya?

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Think you can get through 3,700 pages worth of material in 7 hours?

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I tell you what. The MDCC better get their fucking act together. I don't see my man or his lady anywhere on this page and they had their first official meeting this morning. Smdh tbqh famalam. I can't wait to see the picture Warren gives them to put up on the website.
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Anyone friends with Warren on facebook? Someone should suggest to him he ask to move in with Wu for the duration of the campaign so he can vote for her.
It'd be hilarious. :evil:
 
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Three hours? She spent the entire day on the Porsche forums and on Twitter.

Warren thinks her every interaction is the intellectual equivalent of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, while Brianna’s over here snarling and trying to figure out how she can pay to win Peloton races.
 
So who is the magician who opened up the Boy Scouts to girls? Because as I said in a thread on the subject here, opening the BSA was entirely a financial decision made once the mormons pulled out. Boy Scouts headquarters is in Texas, so I don't think anyone in management at the national level lives in the 8th district.

It's interesting how part of Warren's psychosis is assigning major roles to unimportant people: Stephen Lynch is his cousin, his girlfriend is the poster child for lead poisoning because a single school in his town had elevated levels in a couple drinking fountains a couple years ago, Brianna is God's gift to progressive politics, Bernie is basically God, this nameless BSA person completely overhauled the entire national program. He's always celebrating random people on his threads as Berniecrats, and there have been plenty of comments from people asking why they're being called that. He inflates everything.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
As usual, Warren doing all the work and sperging out on John's behalf while the latter and his screaming chink manlet husband tour battleships.

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Warren has acted more like a politician in this single fb post than John has during the entirety of his campaign. I'm not even talking about the networking with his peers, etc. The actual post itself looks like something a real politician would put out. All the points covered. Thanks, congratulations, names who'd want to be named. Though that really goes for normal politicians. I doubt anyone wants to be associated with Warren and John, but it is customary. There are a couple humanizing, light-hearted lines to connect with people. Someone had to have helped him with this. It's way too put together for Warren. I don't want an actual politician. I want Stee doing an fb stream where Warren is swerving in and out of traffic trying to catch up to a retiree with a pixie cut who he thinks is Lynch while ranting about how jetfuel can't melt steel beams and someone's dog barks in the background. :(
 
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