📚 Megathread Your Favorite Phil Quotes

[Big Nasty]

"I can smell the Cannabis."

 

[Flustercuck]

"there's a snake in my boot"

 

[MMX]

"Dustys footlong"

 

[nvrwastetree]

"the clock is ticking, and it's very real".

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

"I can smell the Cannabis."

What was the context for this?

 

[MasterDisaster]

'I tried shitting on the holocaust memorial'

 

[Big Nasty]

What was the context for this?

Phil went to a political rally or some other open-air event.

 

[MMX]

After attending a woman's rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending a Muslim womens rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending a pro Palestinian rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending support meeting for sex workers
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

 

[ON 190]

After attending a woman's rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending a Muslim womens rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending a pro Palestinian rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending support meeting for sex workers
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Hitting the Pearly Gates
"St. Peter told me I shouldn't be there."

 

[moorhen]

they were threatening a Kengle Line of protesters

 

[Positron]

"DONATE AND ATTACK!"

 

[MMX]

Hitting the Pearly Gates
"St. Peter told me I shouldn't be there."

To misquote John Langang
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid of the smell"

 

[drtoboggan]

“I am trans.”

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“EVIL TRANS”

 

[MMX]

“EVIL TRANS”

EVIL TRANS LATINX YOU SHIT LORD

 

[Tragi-Chan]

EVIL TRANS LATINX YOU SHIT LORD

Then we get this selfie:

Spoiler

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Cars are nothing more than four wheeled fedoras

 

[nvrwastetree]

After attending a woman's rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending a Muslim womens rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending a pro Palestinian rally
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

Attending support meeting for sex workers
"They told me I shouldn't be here"

So basically, everyone has been 100% in saying that Phil should just stay home, in his apartment with slingblade. He's going say the exact same shit when he goes to get his "vagina" on the 25th.

 

[Positron]

Phil on a delayed Greyhound bus, "I'm hoping civilians here will organize food and water."
Another passanger, "There is a vending machine over there."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil on a delayed Greyhound bus, "I'm hoping civilians here will organize food and water."
Another passanger, "There is a vending machine over there."

I feel like that was peak Phil. The would-be badass urban warrior, totally unable to function in the real world.