Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Does anyone get a Beverly hillbilly vibe from
John and his campaign team? They are all so weird looking and mentally not there.

Almost as if they’re a traveling oddities show for a carnival.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
Does anyone get a Beverly hillbilly vibe from
John and his campaign team? They are all so weird looking and mentally not there.

Almost as if they’re a traveling oddities show for a carnival.
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I don't think Warren fills for any of the ideals represented by the various characters... And I know Natalie's baby is like in the 208th trimester by now, but it's not nice to compare baby nat to Granny.

EDIT: Lol, I just got it. Natalie's name is phonetic! "Nata Lie" = "Not a lie." Genius move, John.
 
Two hours later: 102 likes, a dozen or so comments, none of them from Frank or John. No pictures of them standing outside whatever municipal building approves the signatures, and in fact no pictures of them at all.

Still not putting the puzzle pieces together yet, Warren? Other than these, obviously: :autism:

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Peace and Harmony said:
Two hours later: 102 likes, a dozen or so comments, none of them from Frank or John. No pictures of them standing outside whatever municipal building approves the signatures, and in fact no pictures of them at all.

Still not putting the puzzle pieces together yet, Warren? Other than these, obviously: :autism:

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Chemicals in the water have obviously turned his mind gay. My man needs to BREAK THE CONDITIONING AHHHHHHHHH! But really Warren, nobody stood up. Thousands of people were pestered on the street.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Two hours later: 102 likes, a dozen or so comments, none of them from Frank or John. No pictures of them standing outside whatever municipal building approves the signatures, and in fact no pictures of them at all.

Still not putting the puzzle pieces together yet, Warren? Other than these, obviously: :autism:
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I mean, Wu's fucked off to Seattle to do that dinner event at MS Build. Apparently poor old Warren who is slaving his ass off for Wu didn't even have 5 bucks to get in to his Our Revolution meetup a couple of days ago, which I guess shows exactly how much Wu values his services.
 
break these cuffs said:
Anyone have any idea how many signatures Lynch got when he got on the ballot? Just curious. @Kroster


Unfortunately he's the kind of puppy who only likes his owner, shits everywhere, and tries to bite everyone.
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No, but probably a similar amount. There isn't really any benefit in doing more work than you need to to get on the ballot. Sometimes in a town race someone will go over and above as a publicity stunt, but that's more like they need 50 signatures and get 300. It is legitimately hard to get thousands of signatures, and nobody cares if you get over, so there's no point.
 
break these cuffs said:
Anyone have any idea how many signatures Lynch got when he got on the ballot? Just curious. @Kroster


Unfortunately he's the kind of puppy who only likes his owner, shits everywhere, and tries to bite everyone.
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I remember him doing a callout not so long back, I think they were basically setting up on the corner over the weekend and telling people to come out and sign, they originally said they were doing 3 I believe.

I'm not following Steven Lynch like I do Warren "Cousin' by Gruesome Murder" Lynch so I don't know how many he actually did, but I imagine they just had volunteers out there on the local "main street"s collecting signatures until they got about 3000 and stopped.

Difference is folks actually know his name, so if the booth next to the girlscout cookies booth outside Safeway has interesting people and a "Democrats" sign, and you're a democrat, you'll probably walk over to see what's up and sign whatever to support re-electing Stephen. Wu couldn't get a single volunteer, and honestly if he tried to post up outside the local Safeway run by a consortium of board members of the various unions that support Stephen, he'd probably get the cops called on him.

The whole "Warren cousin" ploy may be Warren's mom lying to her son because she knew he'd sperg out, and Stephen knows it would start a media crisis "Stephen Lynch Family Problems! Calls cops on suspected cousin who was just trying to hang out." She's protecting him like a good mom, and as a bonus her son doesn't go to jail or really get engaged at all for harassing an electic official. This allows Warren to safely sperg out and play superhero in his head from 2pm when he wakes up until 6pm when it's time to eat dinner. And bonus, he can buy a few months worth of pot from what he's getting for basically running Brianna's entire campaign.
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
The whole "Warren cousin" ploy may be Warren's mom lying to her son because she knew he'd sperg out, and Stephen knows it would start a media crisis "Stephen Lynch Family Problems! Calls cops on suspected cousin who was just trying to hang out." She's protecting him like a good mom, and as a bonus her son doesn't go to jail or really get engaged at all for harassing an electic official. This allows Warren to safely sperg out and play superhero in his head from 2pm when he wakes up until 6pm when it's time to eat dinner. And bonus, he can buy a few months worth of pot from what he's getting for basically running Brianna's entire campaign.
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Pretty sure somewhere earlier in the thread Warren's mum told him there was no way he was related to Stephen Lynch. Something was mentioned about not being from Irish immigrant stock like Stephen, so Warren decided he must be a distant cousin from generations back instead.

Edit: there's a quote from his aunt saying if they're related, it's from the 1850s and something to do with a murder. It's on page 1 of this thread. It's pretty safe to say no-one in Warren's family humour his insane idea that he's Stephen's cousin.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Pretty sure somewhere earlier in the thread Warren's mum told him there was no way he was related to Stephen Lynch. Something was mentioned about not being from Irish immigrant stock like Stephen, so Warren decided he must be a distant cousin from generations back instead.

Edit: there's a quote from his aunt saying if they're related, it's from the 1850s and something to do with a murder. It's on page 1 of this thread. It's pretty safe to say no-one in Warren's family humour his insane idea that he's Stephen's cousin.
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And just the other day on one of Warren's crazy cousin posts, his father said "we're not related." Warren's family has said over and over in the comments on his posts that they're not related.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
How's that cognitive dissonance feeling, Warren?

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Warren, that isn't anything special. Politicians visit every sort of group and demographic they can. From the old timers who eat breakfast every day at the the small town diner to the presiding Catholic Archdiocese, they sit down and listen to them all. The Lynch gene pool is in need of some serious bleach if his brother actually votes for Bernie and that is the reason he does.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
And why the caught-on-the-toilet expression?
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The "startled numale" is the solo version of the hoverhand. Just quit being a faggot and take a picture like a normal person. Don't smile in your pictures if your fake smile looks dumb or make yourself chuckle to get something more natural looking.
 
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