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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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They're probably not really at risk for foreclosure. Barb probably got a bill in the mail and started prodding Chris and used the scary "foreclosure" word.
 
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He would spend about $68 on gas alone to get to TN, and that's not including tolls. It's a 1 way trip too.

Fastest route is $58 in gas and is 2 hours faster.
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Damn, Jack Z. You're gonna need to give him a couple grand extra for this. Where you at you, man.

And lol looking at the shipping prices here, if he is indeed going for free shipping, if i were to order any of his cheaper things, it would charge him near double the item's worth.
 
Do we have any idea with this unspeakable thing that Chris keeps mentioning fucked up their finances? I doubt it's the tresspassing court thing.
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Chris is far from the first or gonna be last person to do this, but it drives me nuts.

It's so rude to say I had a bad break, YOU aren't privy to know why but cough up. No mother fucker, look we have hard times in life, if you trust to request help, you have to humble enough to say why.

Look I had a bad day, buy me lunch? Sounds dick. I had a bad day because my boss yelled at me, can you take me out for lunch? Reasonable human request.

Chris fucked up I'm sure, he fucks up a lot. This whole site is here due to it, we all want Chris content, no matter how bone headed his mistakes were people will laugh, someone will take pity and throw him cash because they got their lulz.

Chris at times isn't even good at being a lolcow, a field of the internet he was a corner stone of creating.

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I thought they shut back page down.
 
He said someone took advantage of him in a very serious way making me think someone scammed money out of him which would be super fucked up.
There really feels like there's been a resurgence in Chris trolling, almost a second wave of trolls/weens since people like Pewdiepie put a spotlight on him.
It was relatively quiet from 2011, when he re-emerged, until around 2015
 
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