Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Silver Octopus]

Chris is too short on cash to pay the mortgage? This must mean he's run out of Bronycon money! I'm so sorry @Jack Z, I guess you won't get to see Chris at Bronycon this year, you'll need to send him another $1000.

 

[montepio]

Y'all can call me whatever the hell you kikes want, but I love to see him suffer.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

New begging video, barbs got that thousand yard stare going on still, basically a talking puppet now it seems

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ayh2zZOS9GE

She should not be in the driver's seat

 

[Zebedee]

Chris is too short on cash to pay the mortgage? This must mean he's run out of Bronycon money! I'm so sorry @Jack Z, I guess you won't get to see Chris at Bronycon this year, you'll need to send him another $1000.

Lol I wonder if he prioritised the bronycon funds over the roof above his head?

Jack Z just got cucked by the mortgage holders.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[JULAY]

Didn't he just get like $1200 from some tard like a fucking week ago? What the fuck did he blow that on, a handful of magic beans?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU&feature=youtu.be&a=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU

Jesus Godbear, fucker is manic as fuck. A near 40yo man power-whining like a petulant 5yo? Go back to screaming & imitating the Micro-Machines guy, you gigantic pissbaby. Ugh.

 

[Quijibo69]

Getting a job is the hip new thing people are doing now to make money. You may also lose weight too.

 

[dacwcman68]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU&feature=youtu.be&a=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU

This set of videos is like the 7 stages of grief

 

[Silver Octopus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU&feature=youtu.be&a=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU

I've already transcribed that video:

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[Casshern]

Chris sounded like he shut down at the end of the video there.

Getting a job is the hip new thing people are doing now to make money. You may also lose weight too.

Chris can barely handle being out in public, much less a job

 

[Dattechpriest]

If his next video today is in the begging stylings of tranny oppression, I think there might be some lolcow cross contamination with phil. Tell me there isn’t some visual similarities here.

Spoiler

 

[zap2theextreme]

He's crashing into slumber

 

[Mason Verger]

Hey @The American Hedgehog, what was their total earning for April again? Between like 4-5k? Maybe 6 if the pornfolio sold?

 

[Zebedee]

Didn't he just get like $1200 from some tard like a fucking week ago? What the fuck did he blow that on, a handful of magic beans?

Chris stealing a Golden Sonichu amibo from the hoard in the sky... Sounds like a bestseller.

 

[zap2theextreme]

The tugboat, the donations, the patreon, and ebay altogether I would expect to reach at least 3 to 4k

 

[Silver Octopus]

If Chris wouldn't have turned on Kengle and Watermelon and his other white knights this weekend, then I'm sure they would have helped him out.
What's that thing they say about karma?

 

[Plastic Godzilla]

Cry me a river. Too bad that his Patreon bucks turned into a dribble due to his laziness.
That's got to hurt. Boo-hoo.

 

[KJ 195]

He spent 60 bucks on God of War two weeks ago and barely played it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Hey @The American Hedgehog, what was their total earning for April again? Between like 4-5k? Maybe 6 if the pornfolio sold?

Yeah. At least $4,284 in revenue (including the pornfolio), plus however much he got for the ring.