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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...inton-would-have-declassified-ufo-information

Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman was on cable television Friday night peddling conspiracy theories about extraterrestrial life forms, and nobody seems to have noticed.

In fairness, I didn’t really believe it until I saw it either. But there he was, John Podesta, speaking gravely over a foreboding soundtrack, lending his very earnest insights to “Ancient Aliens” on The History Channel. ( Don’t tell Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa ).


Podesta has long been in avid pursuit of the truth about UFOs, memorably reassuring the public during Clinton’s 2016 campaign he’d “convinced her that we need an effort to kind of go look at that and declassify as much as we can, so that people have their legitimate questions answered.”

And so it came to be, this former White House chief of staff and counselor to the president sat before “Ancient Aliens” cameras and unloaded enigmatic observations like, “The government seems to be completely unaccountable to the American public,” and “I've had a number of members of Congress, members of the U.S. Senate say to me, ‘Keep going at this. I'm really interested in it, but I can't say anything about it.’"

Behold this surreal exchange, wherein Podesta very seriously reflects on the Clinton campaign’s pro-alien declassification platform.

NARRATOR: Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, is well-known for his interest in UFO and extraterrestrial encounters, and according to him, so is she.


PODESTA: Secretary Clinton, likewise, was also kind of interested in the topic, and during the course of the campaign said that, if elected, she would have ordered a more thorough declassification review …

NARRATOR: Many believe that had Clinton won, there would have been a seismic shift from the government's long-held policy of secrecy concerning UFO investigations to a new policy of full disclosure.

PODESTA: The system of regulation that creates our secrecy system — what's top secret, what's confidential, these lower levels of classification — that's regulated and has been since the Truman administration by executive order of the president. The president sets forward the general rules of classification, and some presidents have been more forthcoming, wanted less secrecy, some have tightened the reins and wanted more secrecy. It makes a difference.

That provided an opening for another of the episode’s commentators to claim, “The CIA and the Pentagon, they were worried about Hillary Clinton, Secretary Clinton, all the statements she was making, winning the presidency, and going to the Pentagon and basically saying, ‘You are going to give me the information I need to disclose the extraterrestrial presence or I’m gonna fire every single one of you.’”

Which, in turn, set up another expert nicely to insist with dramatic flair: “John Podesta was trying to get ready to open up that we're not alone in the universe. All of that crashed when a different person became president of the United States.”


“November 8, 2016: Donald Trump was elected as America's next president,” the History Channel’s narrator intones. “There would be no disclosure of the secret UFO files.”

So, was Trump’s election really secured by scheming puppetmasters in Russia? Or were those strings perhaps pulled from a little further out of this world by aliens hoping to shield their species from exposure to our planet at this strange moment in time?
 
Ah, I see what he's doing. When he gets found out as a pedo, he'll claim "but the aliens hacked my brain and made me molest cheese pizzas". Very clever, John.

But....

What if the Russias are the aliens? What if Russians had alien DNA? Now it all makes sense. It was the Russians all along.
 
I think if Donald Trump knew about aliens and had proof of them, he would probably be blasting it all over twitter, regardless of what anyone else tells him to do. Maybe that's just me. Unless he was setting up secret alien trade routes and was in on it with the Russians so when WWIII does take off, he can side with the aliens and be supreme world ruler alongside Putin, and together they would represent Earth to our alien overlords.
I think that the people in the government in the know would not tell Trump about aliens, like how the president in Independence Day didn't know about them.
This might sound stupid at first but the actual government looks like a ridiculous movie now so I think all these things are very possible.
 
Relevant: photos of suspected Trump supporters
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Isn't this the same fruit loop that is into "Spirit Cooking" Parties? And other similar Hollywood occultishlike nonsense?
 
I wish I could find every person that laughed off Pizzagate people and told them "The Podestas are totally normal people" and show them this. Not that Pizzagate wasn't a little kooky to someone on the outside taking a glance at it, but a weirdo is a weirdo, and it was noticable that John was a bit off.
 
Trump's gonna build the space wall so those aliens can't rig another election. Make Earth Great Again!
 
Does anyone else not know what to ebin do anymore?
I've been into politics since I was a kid but with the whole shitposting ending a 65 year old war and elections lost due to ayylmaos it's just become too much. I miss the good ol' days of Hope and Change and Bush did 9/11.
Seriously, what fucking timeline did we all ascend into?
 
Does anyone else not know what to ebin do anymore?
I've been into politics since I was a kid but with the whole shitposting ending a 65 year old war and elections lost due to ayylmaos it's just become too much. I miss the good ol' days of Hope and Change and Bush did 9/11.
Seriously, what fucking timeline did we all ascend into?
The best one.

I don't want to go back to the Bearenstein universe, this one's too much fun. They can keep the stupid bear books, everything here is ridiculous and over-the-top every day of the week, I love it.
 
I'm sorry what.

I am at an absolute loss. Fucking aliens made Hillary lose the election? You think the conspiracy theorist nutjob vote is of such importance now?

What the fuck.
 
I'm sorry what.

I am at an absolute loss. Fucking aliens made Hillary lose the election? You think the conspiracy theorist nutjob vote is of such importance now?

What the fuck.
It Was Her Turn.

It had to have taken Aliens to make it not be her turn. No other possible explanation.
 
Podesta is desperate to learn the secrets of UFO anal probes and memory wipes so that he can ensure another pizzagate doesnt get leaked to the public
 
It's amazing how many excuses they'll make before admitting that Hillary Clinton was a terrible candidate with too much baggage and people that would turn out to vote simply to keep her out of office.
 
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/hillary-clinton-snuff-film-conspiracy-qanon-pizzagate-debunk

False claims are circulating online about a “Hillary Clinton snuff film” depicting the torture of a young girl as part of a satanic ritual, and the outlandish story is going viral thanks in part to distribution on Facebook and YouTube.

The video is described as showing Clinton and her longtime aide Huma Abedin committing horrific acts of torture on a young girl, then drinking her blood. Despite the lack of any evidence for the existence of such a video, it has become tangled up in the bonkers conspiracy theory known as QAnon.

While some versions of this false claim have circulated online for months, it got a big boost in mid-April when a website with a history of pushing falsehoods published a post claiming such a video was circulating on the dark web, the part of the internet only accessible with special software.

“Many people are unable to watch the video due to the horrific nature of the content, according to sources familiar with the tape,” reads the post on Your News Wire, which publishes a mix of incendiary partisan content and outright fabrications.

Your News Wire's story has earned almost 40,000 Facebook comments, reactions, and shares. There are, however, no sources in the story beyond a handful of social media posts and quotes attributed only to "sources."

This is also not the first time a post from Your News Wire containing falsehoods has spread rapidly on Facebook this year, despite the social network's attempts to tamp down on misinformation. In January, Your News Wire had a viral hit on Facebook with a post falsely linking the flu vaccine to deaths.

Sean Adl-Tabatabai, the site's editor, declined to comment when reached by BuzzFeed News.

YouTube videos discussing the "snuff film" have spread the false claims even further.

"I hope that everyone sees this. I hope that people get this,” says the narrator of one such video that has been viewed more than 160,000 times. “I hope that the victims are smiling down on me saying thank you for telling our story, because this has been hidden for so long. These people shouldn't get away with doing this.”

Despite all this interest, however, clips or stills from the supposed video have failed to materialize. As Lead Stories has reported, one image that some claimed showed Abedin in a mask actually came from the website of a Washington, DC, supper club and depicts the restaurant's owner.

This lack of any tangible proof has not stopped believers in the QAnon conspiracy theoryfrom latching on to the fictitious snuff film.

QAnon is a sprawling conspiracy theory based on cryptic anonymous posts left on the 4chan and 8chan discussion forums, signed simply "Q." According to adherents, Q is a person within the US government with high-security clearance who is leaving clues on the internet about nefarious misdeeds of the rich and powerful and how President Donald Trump is combating them. Adherents frequently make claims about child abuse by powerful figures, much like the Pizzagate conspiracy.

The QAnon conspiracy theory has been promoted by actor Roseanne Barr, Fox News host Sean Hannity, and Infowars, among others.

Posts about the imagined Clinton-Abedin video have also shown up on /r/greatawakening, a Reddit community that serves as one of the main online spaces where QAnon believers puzzle through the byzantine conspiracy theory.

But not everyone is convinced. Even some conspiracy theorists say the Clinton video might be fake, or possibly a hoax created by the government to entrap people who are getting too close to the truth.

Mellisa Zaccaria, a prominent YouTube conspiracy theorist, said in one video that she scoured the dark web for clues about the alleged video but came up empty.

"This is getting kind of ridiculous. I don't want to feed into it unless I actually have some evidence that this stuff is really happening," Zaccaria said.

"It’s very important to keep our truth movement legit, based on fact, and based on credible evidence.”
 
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