UN Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Mega Thread

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Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman was on cable television Friday night peddling conspiracy theories about extraterrestrial life forms, and nobody seems to have noticed.

In fairness, I didn’t really believe it until I saw it either. But there he was, John Podesta, speaking gravely over a foreboding soundtrack, lending his very earnest insights to “Ancient Aliens” on The History Channel. ( Don’t tell Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa ).


Podesta has long been in avid pursuit of the truth about UFOs, memorably reassuring the public during Clinton’s 2016 campaign he’d “convinced her that we need an effort to kind of go look at that and declassify as much as we can, so that people have their legitimate questions answered.”

And so it came to be, this former White House chief of staff and counselor to the president sat before “Ancient Aliens” cameras and unloaded enigmatic observations like, “The government seems to be completely unaccountable to the American public,” and “I've had a number of members of Congress, members of the U.S. Senate say to me, ‘Keep going at this. I'm really interested in it, but I can't say anything about it.’"

Behold this surreal exchange, wherein Podesta very seriously reflects on the Clinton campaign’s pro-alien declassification platform.

NARRATOR: Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, is well-known for his interest in UFO and extraterrestrial encounters, and according to him, so is she.


PODESTA: Secretary Clinton, likewise, was also kind of interested in the topic, and during the course of the campaign said that, if elected, she would have ordered a more thorough declassification review …

NARRATOR: Many believe that had Clinton won, there would have been a seismic shift from the government's long-held policy of secrecy concerning UFO investigations to a new policy of full disclosure.

PODESTA: The system of regulation that creates our secrecy system — what's top secret, what's confidential, these lower levels of classification — that's regulated and has been since the Truman administration by executive order of the president. The president sets forward the general rules of classification, and some presidents have been more forthcoming, wanted less secrecy, some have tightened the reins and wanted more secrecy. It makes a difference.

That provided an opening for another of the episode’s commentators to claim, “The CIA and the Pentagon, they were worried about Hillary Clinton, Secretary Clinton, all the statements she was making, winning the presidency, and going to the Pentagon and basically saying, ‘You are going to give me the information I need to disclose the extraterrestrial presence or I’m gonna fire every single one of you.’”

Which, in turn, set up another expert nicely to insist with dramatic flair: “John Podesta was trying to get ready to open up that we're not alone in the universe. All of that crashed when a different person became president of the United States.”


“November 8, 2016: Donald Trump was elected as America's next president,” the History Channel’s narrator intones. “There would be no disclosure of the secret UFO files.”

So, was Trump’s election really secured by scheming puppetmasters in Russia? Or were those strings perhaps pulled from a little further out of this world by aliens hoping to shield their species from exposure to our planet at this strange moment in time?
 
Fucking aliens!? Seriously? It's not fucking aliens, it's the fact that Hillary is an unlikable cunt who cheated her way into being the candidate and then lost to a joke candidate by ignoring everyone but the coast.
 
How the mighty have fallen. In span of 2 years, he has gone from hobnobbing with heads of state to sharing screentime with Giorgio Tsoukalos
 
John Podesta is WOKE AF.

He is just trying to shed light on the most oppressed class on the planet. We're not even allowed to acknowledge they exist. The white man has been keeping little green men down for too long!
 
I think if Donald Trump knew about aliens and had proof of them, he would probably be blasting it all over twitter, regardless of what anyone else tells him to do. Maybe that's just me. Unless he was setting up secret alien trade routes and was in on it with the Russians so when WWIII does take off, he can side with the aliens and be supreme world ruler alongside Putin, and together they would represent Earth to our alien overlords.
 
A lot of people think Hillary is responsible for the deaths of multiple people, including people like Vince Foster and Seth Rich. But is it possible, that all of people who mysteriously dropped dead around Hillary over the decades, were, in fact, aliens?
 
I think if Donald Trump knew about aliens and had proof of them, he would probably be blasting it all over twitter, regardless of what anyone else tells him to do. Maybe that's just me. Unless he was setting up secret alien trade routes and was in on it with the Russians so when WWIII does take off, he can side with the aliens and be supreme world ruler alongside Putin, and together they would represent Earth to our alien overlords.
If Trump knew about aliens he'd be shitposting at them on twitter.
 
Fucking aliens!? Seriously? It's not fucking aliens, it's the fact that Hillary is an unlikable cunt who cheated her way into being the candidate and then lost to a joke candidate by ignoring everyone but the coast.
Nope. It's aliens.
 
Maybe John Podesta could shed some light on where Tony Podesta has gone to. We still haven't seen the guy since he shuttered the Podesta Lobbying Group and went sprinting off into the woods the same day that Manafort was indicted on previous, lobbying-related charges.

Where's Tony Podesta, John?
 
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Maybe John Podesta could shed some light on where Tony Podesta has gone to. We still haven't seen the guy since he shuttered the Podesta Lobbying Group and went sprinting off into the woods. Where's Tony Podesta, John?
He's dead, locked in hilary's basement.
 
Okay, so I guess he didn't make weird references to pizza in the leaked emails because he was a member of a demonic pedophile cult based in a pizzeria, but because he's just a weird fucking sperg.

Besides, everyone knows that Hillary is the lizard queen of the invading reptilian army.
 
Fucking aliens!? Seriously? It's not fucking aliens, it's the fact that Hillary is an unlikable cunt who cheated her way into being the candidate and then lost to a joke candidate by ignoring everyone but the coast.
Listen, when your bullshit Russia narrative gets blown out of the water, you have to shift gears to something more believable.
 
Fucking aliens!? Seriously? It's not fucking aliens, it's the fact that Hillary is an unlikable cunt who cheated her way into being the candidate and then lost to a joke candidate by ignoring everyone but the coast.
it makes sense to me
hillary is fucking strange, she's the alien
 
Maybe they made a mistake, not Aliens, but aliens from other countries? They probably made it seem like space aliens otherwise it would be racist. Unless:

 
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