💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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If I had to guess the motivation behind metokur doing this (if there even is one and leaving aside the namedropping and other shit) it may have something to do with the recent Jonathan Ross video he made which was largely because of a huge "hype" which pointed at JR being a pedophile with no/limited evidence.

If you look at things historically the people he's accused of being a pedophile with no or limited/convoluted evidence is:
  • Jonathan Ross
  • BSV
  • Zoom
  • null
he did it because i tsfunny you faggot
 
@Odie Esty I laughed so hard clicking that link - I wonder if that's a fantasy scenario for Bryan though? "Yeah let's fight this out" when he's with that fantasy twink he's thirsting for

p.s.

I'm going to be depressed though when I look at my YouTube recommended section later. 8(
 
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All he had to do was not necro this thread with a sock. The world may never have known he's a fairy nor his specific turn-ons if he didn't.

I hope it was worth it, King of Pole Smokers :story:

Also Jim said that claim Bry made about hooking him and Jade up is bullshit. Not at all surprising but worth mentioning I guess.
 
If I had to guess the motivation behind metokur doing this (if there even is one and leaving aside the namedropping and other shit) it may have something to do with the recent Jonathan Ross video he made which was largely because of a huge "hype" which pointed at JR being a pedophile with no/limited evidence.

If you look at things historically the people he's accused of being a pedophile with no or limited/convoluted evidence is:
  • Jonathan Ross
  • BSV
  • Zoom
  • null

I think the real motivation is that Jim just wanted Bryan to GO THE FUCK AWAY.

That's the whole thing with Bryan. He just won't FUCK OFF. Just LEAVE, dude. He can't understand it's not even that people hate him, because it's not like he's important enough to care about to that extent. Everyone just wants him to BE GONE and instead of doing so, he does these insane mental gymnastics to convince himself that everyone is just joking around and that he's really "one of the gang" and that it's totally normal to be a complete and utter laughing stock.
 
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I think the real motivation is that Jim just wanted Bryan to GO THE FUCK AWAY.

That's the whole thing with Bryan. He just won't FUCK OFF. Just LEAVE, dude. He can't understand that it's not even that people hate him, because it's not like he's important enough to care about to that extent. Everyone just wants him to BE GONE and instead of doing so, he does these insane mental gymnastics to convince himself that everyone is just joking around and that he's really "one of the gang" and that it's totally normal to be a complete and utter laughing stock.
i'm pretty sure at the start that he noly knew about him claimimg to be jim's friend because someone else told him

whats with all the theories all of a sudden, maybe the dude just likes to half a laugh
 
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT

@Manly-Chicken

p sure he said at the start that he noly knew about him claimimg to be jim's friend because someone else told him

whats with all the theories all of a sudden
Everyone's wondering how Jim went from completely snubbing Bryan to BTFOing him.
 
Also Jim said that claim Bry made about hooking him and Jade up is bullshit. Not at all surprising but worth mentioning I guess.

Bryan "My asshole's cryan" Dunn is a known bullshitter, it's impossible to take his claims at face value after the gamergate "Nick Denton totally said this Dick Dastardly rant, I verified it" thing.
 
I think the real motivation is that Jim just wanted Bryan to GO THE FUCK AWAY.

That's the whole thing with Bryan. He just won't FUCK OFF. Just LEAVE, dude. He can't understand that it's not even that people hate him, because it's not like he's important enough to care about to that extent. Everyone just wants him to BE GONE and instead of doing so, he does these insane mental gymnastics to convince himself that everyone is just joking around and that he's really "one of the gang" and that it's totally normal to be a complete and utter laughing stock.

I think it's simpler than that. The audio he got from the brony was simply just too juicy to not put out there. If live gives you lemons... You fucking make fun of the fag who planted the tree.
 
I think it's simpler than that. The audio he got from the brony was simply just too juicy to not put out there. If live gives you lemons... You fucking make fun of the fag who planted the tree.

The only reason it's "juicy" though is because of Bryan's insistence on trying to join every online clique on the planet (i.e not GOING THE FUCK AWAY.) Otherwise it'd just be audio of some nerd talking about how he wanted to suck a dick and no one would care.
 
which pointed at JR being a pedophile with no/limited evidence

I mean he basically admitted to searching for pictures of kids naked in a bathtub, apparently because he "just wants to have kids" right? I mean he's so batshit insane that maybe he's actually being honest, but for any normal person I'd consider that decent evidence.
 
The only reason it's "juicy" though is because of Bryan's insistence on trying to join every online clique on the planet (i.e not GOING THE FUCK AWAY.) Otherwise it'd just be audio of some nerd talking about how he wanted to suck a dick and no one would care.
Sure but Metokur doesn't always chase fame whores to mock. He's gone against the baby fur weirdos and other people who were nobodies. If he can laugh at it. I don't think fame really matters.

In this case it's made only funnier but, Metokur just wants to have a chuckle and notoriety doesn't matter much.
 
I mean he basically admitted to searching for pictures of kids naked in a bathtub, apparently because he "just wants to have kids" right? I mean he's so batshit insane that maybe he's actually being honest, but for any normal person I'd consider that decent evidence.

Not to go too off topic but I believe he claimed he had audio of Jonathan Ross actually admitting to touching children. I don't really want to start a debate but that's quite different to what was already out there.
 
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