💼 Careercow Hipster "icon" Lorena Cupcake

[CatParty]

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/xojane.4608/page-2#post-324670

recently she showed up again as a writer for xojane.
http://www.xojane.com/author/lorena-cupcake

i had recently cringed/laughed at her before my time here on the forums. she is a hipster shithead of the highest degree.
her twitter is a level of hipster hell devoted to STD's, bikes, and trying so hard to be unique.
https://twitter.com/lorenacupcake

some other laughable links:

https://www.youtube.com/user/lorenacupcake/videos

https://www.flickr.com/photos/julietbanana/

 

[Prick Baxter]

Lorena Cupcake is a boyfemme babe whose writing focuses on queer identity, mental health, and extremely corny jokes. Her feminist bike gang, Tiny Fix, works to make Chicago's bike scene and bicycle culture as a whole a better place to party. As you read this, she's probably either throwing her sweaty hair around at a DIY show, obsessively tweeting, or floating down a river on an inner tube raft with a cooler of beer.

Goodness gracious

 

[CatParty]

Goodness gracious

maaaaybe i should change the prefix to SJW

 

[DrChristianTroy]

She sure seems to like biking. She's a pretty over the top hipster but how is she a lolcow? The most I can think of is her bringing gender politics into that talking horse show on Netflix but it looks like a crap show anyway. Am I missing something? Because I don't see her as any different than the friends I ignore on Facebook.

 

[BT 075]

Because I don't see her as any different than the friends I ignore on Facebook.

I think that's what they invented the "unfriend" button for, mate.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I think that's what they invented the "unfriend" button for, mate.

It isn't that they aren't friends I just don't need to see another "REPUBLICANS GRRRR DEMOCRATS YAY" picture. Unfortunately it's intermixed with actual posts so it's a crapshoot. #FirstestOfFirstWorldProblems

 

[DavidFerrie]

WARNING! WALKING STEREOTYPE!
WARNING! WALKING STEREOTYPE!

 

[The Dude]

Fucking hipsters, man. I liked things that aren't cool before it was cool.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster likes how she's obviously not drinking the alcohol in her banner image

 

[Ariel]

She seems like one of those people who ties her entire identity to whichever 'scene' she is part of.

 

[Papaya23]

Goodness gracious

What is it with these SJW's who vow to bring ~inclusion~ to single-person activities? If it's not playing video games or coding, it's riding a bicycle. Can they as proud womyn make tea themselves or are they too oppressed for that too?

 

[captkrisma]

Hipsters are bad...Bike hipsters are worse...SJW Bike Hipsters trump all of them.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Can they as proud womyn make tea themselves or are they too oppressed for that too?

Stop trying to oppress him... her... xher?

 

[CatParty]

 

[AtroposHeart]

I really want to know what makes her stand up from the countless tumblr SJW snowflakes. From what I am seeing she is a dime a dozen.

Is there really a good reason she needs her own thread?

 

[Pikonic]

Aw man she listens to The Ramones! That's real edgy!
#HeardOfThemBitch #TryinTooHard

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Aw man she listens to The Ramones! That's real edgy!
#HeardOfThemBitch #TryinTooHard

And she uses "bae" but ironically or unironically?

I don't even know anymore.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Aw man she listens to The Ramones! That's real edgy!
#HeardOfThemBitch #TryinTooHard

I remember high school.

I didn't listen to The Ramones then, either.

 

[soIregistered]

I dated girls even more tryhard than her in my sordid twenties. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

Aw man she listens to The Ramones! That's real edgy!
#HeardOfThemBitch #TryinTooHard

Hey, the Blitzkrieg Bop is the shit, man!