What's the most lewd, creepy or cringey thing your partner has asked you? - Clingyness, bizarre fetishes, outright creepy stuff

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Back in high school I dated a farm girl 2 years under me that was a lot stronger than me which is saying a lot since I used to play sports and was fit all year round then. So I was pretty surprised to find out she had a huge submissive, masochistic streak. At first is was just small stuff like aggressive nipple play and smacking her ass around occasionally to the point that it’d bruise a little. It escalated to BDSM (tying her down, blindfold, gag, bigger but nothing too extreme), which I enjoyed too. Then one day she bought a shock wand and brought a homemade whip, and that’s when I started to get nervous. Of course she wanted me to go all out with both simultaneously despite the knotted ends clearly able to draw blood, and I warned her this to try and get out of it. But she insisted, I talked myself into it, and it still bugs me to this day.

Now I’m fine with roughing someone up a little if they like it (and I have some pretty broad preferences in general), but I draw the line at actually cutting people up like that. Scars aren’t worth the few extra minutes of pleasure.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I had an ex who said he was into diapers. He told me about being into ABDL as if it were an invitation to me... I later found out he had posted Craigslist ads asking for strangers who were also into it. He was very casual about it when talking to me about how the idea of him shitting and pissing into it in public was hot and how he'd like to do that with someone else who was into it. I knew he had a fetish for watersports prior to this but after finding this out I knew things would never be the same. I can't eat soft serve to this day without thinking of that deviant.

 

[Kumatora]

“I want to marry you and spend the rest of our lives together.” like nigga u gay or smth lol

 

[The Janitor]

Where do I even begin?

"I think God wants us to be together." - Slut I met at church camp.

 

[Raise 'Em High]

Spoiler: NSFW Warning

My ex had had an interest in BDSM and S&M and I didn't. He kept forcing me into these awful erps and would complain if it wasn't good enough because I was working on several art projects while he went on and on about his fetishes. It got to the point to where I was applying for an interview for an animation class, and when I said that I was busy, he proceeded to guilt trip me into roleplaying by saying "Oh ok. I'm sorry... I'll just go watch porn...." I dumped his ass after that. This happened a couple months ago but thank God I left him, I feel so much better after leaving him.

I have a few but I have this specific one that's the worst.

 

[OB 946]

I went over to a Tinder slut's house to discover that she wanted me to hold an extremely sharp Ka-Bar to her throat while I fucked her. She also collected the blood of her boyfriends in vials that she kept on display. She collected it from wounds caused by said knife. That was terrifying.

As for actual relationships? My ex-fiance and I were always into some kinda kinky stuff, but one day, to my surprise, she decided she would set up Zero Dark Thirty in my garage and demand that I waterboard her. That was also terrifying, especially since neither one of us had any experience with it, and then there was the part where she passed out during and I actually thought I had killed her.

I don't know how I attract these people, but I want it to stop.

 

[Haltmann]

I have an ex that got stalkery after I dumped him, but I think the most funny stories I can tell come from a guy who had a crush on me that I used to be friends with.

He would often talk about how huuuuge his dick is and his sex life to our friend group unprovoked. We were kind of stuck with keeping him around for a bit because he was roommates with another friend who was not like this. He was really bad about showing his insecurities through talking like this about various things. One time he talked about how he totally had "accidental anal sex" with his then-current girlfriend and how she loved it and said his penis was massive.

Another time he was going on about how huge his dick was in a Facebook group, so we asked him to prove it. He seemed surprised he had to own up to what he had been saying and sent a photo of the most average dick I've ever seen. He claimed it wasn't at full size because "it's hard to hold all that blood up."

Oh the icing on the cake would be this guy was the biggest Sonicfag I have ever seen. In person, anyway.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Why hello, this is the thread for me. Let’s see what comes to mind.

Spoiler: I’d be a much more popular poster if you knew I was hot

I have an ex that is obsessed with me. One time I showed up unexpectedly and he invited me in and moved lemons around his kitchen nervously claiming he told his room mate he would clean the kitchen but all he did was move three lemons to five different spots with shaky hands until he eventually threw them in the garbage. Same ex came to visit me for sex and said he had to throw baby oil away at the TSA checkpoint because he forgot about liquid rules. I asked why he had baby oil and he said he was going to rub it all over my butt. I cried laughing about how there is no universe in which I’d let that happen.

In high school I had multiple sperg stalkers. On my birthday one of them handed me a sock eith something in it with a zip tie around in keeping it closed. I opened it and pulled out a crude homemade device and a D battery. My friend and I thought it was a bomb because I was/am very mean. We had someone else plug it in while we hid around a corner and it turned out to be a vibrator. I took it to school leadership and they laughed and brought other people in to see it and laugh also.

My other sperg stalker from school got my number somehow and called my house during summer and got so nervous when my brother picked up that the kid said “...uh... can I ask whose calling?” And my brother was like “I don’t know dipshit you called me” and hung up. He’s now engaged to someone who looks identical to me. Dudes got a type.

I passed my physics lab class by making the sperg TA want to fuck me. I would bully him to pass me on everything and he’d do it. He’d “accidentally” touch my ass when he walked by and tried to get me to stay after on the last day to ask me out but I finished my shit early and made a scene about how he wasn’t a real professor and couldn’t make me do extra work and not give me extra credit. I wrote him a really shitty evaluation at the end of the course. I see him walking around sometimes I might try to fuck him. I just love spergs what is wrong with me.

This is barely anything I’ve got tons of stories

 

[AbyssStarer]

An old bud of mine got her best friend to join in on her marital sex and now she's divorced because he only loves the friend now.

People who share their lover make no sense to me.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I really can pick 'em (I've gotten better over time, almost all of these are from 10+ years ago). The most notable:

- One sprung his cuck fetish on me after we'd already moved in together and started telling me he wanted his friends to have sex with me and for us to find random dudes on dating sites, told me he thought it would be even hotter if one of them got me pregnant. My next Google searches were about how to break a lease and I moved out really soon after that.

- Another asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome with my own sibling. Dude. What the fuck.

- Here's a fun one. One got out the diaries his dead wife wrote in her childhood about being raped repeatedly by her own dad, then wanted to roleplay as the dead wife and her dad. I should probably mention this guy also groomed the shit out of teen girls and I was one of his victims, he literally engineered shit so I'd sleep with him for the first time on my 18th birthday and made sure to cut off my support system so no one could tell me how fucked up his grooming techniques were.

- One of them was super proud of his porn collection and showed it off as feminist because it had all races and ages and appearances, he was a "beauty egalitarian," which turned out to be a euphemism for "gay but trying to hide it"

- One wanted a "24/7 dom/sub lifestyle relationship," and asked if I'd be willing to act as furniture when guests were around (lol fuck no)

- One wanted me to help him and his piece of shit friend to steal an ATM. They got caught, of course, and he ended up a felon before he was old enough to have a legal drink

- One asked me to read his "manifesto" a month into dating. Summary: let's live in underwater cities run on perpetual motion machines of his own devising, and he should be allowed as many child brides as he wants because he's the savior of humanity (this one ended up caught by interpol in a child porn case years later)

- One told me how he used to fuck his paralyzed roommate but didn't any more because her withered legs freaked him out but that he still let her blow him sometimes and he hoped that was ok because it didn't mean anything and was practically masturbation. Also came to meet me for a date wearing a large Mad Hatter style hat and called this "peacocking" for some fucking reason he tried explaining to me at length

It is left as an exercise to the reader to determine which of this rogue's gallery of freaks, fuckups, and felons I was stupid enough to actually marry (and smart enough to divorce really quickly, before establishing shared assets or having kids).

 

[Overcast]

Wasn't a relationship or anything, but this girl I was playing with on Left 4 Dead 2 friended me and asked me to talk on Skype.

I did so and we talked for a little bit. Then she asked if I liked rave music. I wasn't sure what exactly rave music sounded like, so she puts up a video on Skype and she was head banging and dancing to it. I wasn't sure what to think. I just sat there for what felt like fifteen minutes just watching her head banging to music that I couldn't hear properly through Skype so it just sounded like garbled noise.

During that time, she typed "I like your hair". I thanked her for that.

The music and the dancing still went on. Finally, I told her "I should be getting ready for work tomorrow."

She said "Alright. See ya."

As soon as I disconnected from her I was laughing up a storm. Like Jesus Christ that was one of the most awkward situations I've ever been in.

 

[Spelling Bee]

Bitch had a fetish for fucking in mid-air and literally making the abdomens of her partners explode.

Don't even get me started on her cum collection.

 

[Monika H.]

I went over to a Tinder slut's house to discover that she wanted me to hold an extremely sharp Ka-Bar to her throat while I fucked her. She also collected the blood of her boyfriends in vials that she kept on display. She collected it from wounds caused by said knife.

I don't know how I attract these people, but I want it to stop.

I don't want to sound like I'm judging or anything, but the knife/bloodplay thing seems perfect to get HIV or something similar.

 

[Casshern]

Had an ex who was addicted to role playing. Like, so addicted that she would be role playing with like 10 or so separate people at any one time, though I didn’t know that at the start. We had met online, and dated for around 4 months before she had me make an account on a discount tumblr website, it was there that I found her obsession in full force, the worst part was that her favorite was kidnapping. This really bothered me, though any attempt at having her stop was quickly shot down. She was a guilt-tripping bitch, and I cut her and all of her mini-rat king out of my life for good.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Ok round two for me. This is category: actually creepy

Spoiler

I fooled around with a teacher when I was 14. He wasn’t my teacher and he started with the whole “wow you’re so mature” thing but it became apparent that he was a legit pedophile. I regret not turning him in then and look forward to jumping on the #metoo train when he does eventually get accused.

I dated a dude once that I think planned to rape me. I didn’t remember this encounter until after we broke up. One time when I was like 16 and we were just acquaintances we went on a late night drive and we ended up in the middle of nowhere and he got really aggressive and forced me to go down on him but turns out I’m into that so he laid off when it was clearly consensual, but I don’t know where he would have taken things if I had been resistant. We ended up dating like 2 years later for like a month. I broke up with him shortly after hearing a story from him about fucking his ex girlfriends teenage cousin while the girlfriend was in class.

Also one time I was staying at a friends dorm and was working on homework and his friend was there and the friend started rambling about how I got “like a porn star face” and then I turned my head and his dick was like 3 inches from my face. Normally I would emasculate until deflated, but I’d heard stories about sexual violence about this dude so I ran into another room and locked the door. He came to the door and apologized and left.

I went on a few internet dates where dudes just started touching me when it became clear the date wasn’t going well. I guess a last ditch effort? Interested to hear if this move has happened to anyone else.

Met up with a dude from the Internet for sex. I had so many red flags about him but he was really hitting on some certain things I’m into so I shrugged and let him come to my apartment. First night we have incredible sex, best oral I’ve ever had. He texts me the next morning that he left his wallet at my apartment and needs to come back. I’m like great, excuse to fuck some more. He comes over, we fool around but he can’t get hard. I’m trying for like half an hour and he’s getting more agitated about he situation. Eventually he tells me he’s on someone else’s adderall and that’s probably why he can’t get hard. I fall back on my couch and laugh and laugh and laugh. In response to my laughing, his face completely changed and he got really mad. I immediately realized I was alone with some dude I didn’t know on drugs whose mad at his own impotence and getting laughed at. I got real nice real quick and was like “wow it’s fineeeeeee lol I still like you” and he left and then I texted him later like “wtf don’t talk to me again”

Edit: wrote all this up and forgot my OG creep story. This story starts when I’m 12 lol. I met a dude on B.net. Yes let me repeat that. I met a guy for a date on Starcraft. He was like 16 I was 12. We went to the movies and saw SWAT. We made out later behind the theater, I touched his gigantic dick a little, turns out he has a foot fetish and got fixated on seeing my feet and I left. I was starting to see someone else so things fizzled out. He hit me up a few years later and said we should hang out again. I probably mentioned remembering his giant dick. We went out and he was boring so I went home. He messages me later with this tirade that is worthy of a thread here where he treats like an effigy of everyone who has ever rejected him. He accuses me of things I’ve never done to him, which I assume are things other people did and he’s taking out on me. A few years after that he says we should hang out. I still remember that big ol dick I saw when I was 12 and say yes. We fuck in a motel room and it’s some of the worst sex of my life. On the drive home he reveals he’s an aspiring country singer and plays the worst honky tonk demo tape I’ve ever heard while he fishes for compliments on it. He drops me off at my house and we never speak again and I learned my lesson about big dicked dudes, which I forget every time I see a new one.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Are you one of those babyfaced 5'2" petite girls that you could pick up and tease

...Unfortunately, yes.

 

[FitBitch]

I really can pick 'em (I've gotten better over time, almost all of these are from 10+ years ago). The most notable:

- One sprung his cuck fetish on me after we'd already moved in together and started telling me he wanted his friends to have sex with me and for us to find random dudes on dating sites, told me he thought it would be even hotter if one of them got me pregnant. My next Google searches were about how to break a lease and I moved out really soon after that.

- Another asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome with my own sibling. Dude. What the fuck.

- Here's a fun one. One got out the diaries his dead wife wrote in her childhood about being raped repeatedly by her own dad, then wanted to roleplay as the dead wife and her dad. I should probably mention this guy also groomed the shit out of teen girls and I was one of his victims, he literally engineered shit so I'd sleep with him for the first time on my 18th birthday and made sure to cut off my support system so no one could tell me how fucked up his grooming techniques were.

- One of them was super proud of his porn collection and showed it off as feminist because it had all races and ages and appearances, he was a "beauty egalitarian," which turned out to be a euphemism for "gay but trying to hide it"

- One wanted a "24/7 dom/sub lifestyle relationship," and asked if I'd be willing to act as furniture when guests were around (lol fuck no)

- One wanted me to help him and his piece of shit friend to steal an ATM. They got caught, of course, and he ended up a felon before he was old enough to have a legal drink

- One asked me to read his "manifesto" a month into dating. Summary: let's live in underwater cities run on perpetual motion machines of his own devising, and he should be allowed as many child brides as he wants because he's the savior of humanity (this one ended up caught by interpol in a child porn case years later)

- One told me how he used to fuck his paralyzed roommate but didn't any more because her withered legs freaked him out but that he still let her blow him sometimes and he hoped that was ok because it didn't mean anything and was practically masturbation. Also came to meet me for a date wearing a large Mad Hatter style hat and called this "peacocking" for some fucking reason he tried explaining to me at length

It is left as an exercise to the reader to determine which of this rogue's gallery of freaks, fuckups, and felons I was stupid enough to actually marry (and smart enough to divorce really quickly, before establishing shared assets or having kids).

Was it the dom/sub guy?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Welp. I once dated a Russian Chick who seemed to want to try, or have, every fetish under the sun. That included having no safe words during rough sex, and this slowly pushed further and further into weird and dangerous territory, including wanting to try blood play, breath play (choking) and eventually devolved into her wanting me to carve my name into her back with a knife.

Unsurprisingly I drew a few lines about doing this shit, and she promptly broke up with me for not being fucking crazy enough for her.

 

[m0rnutz]

Ok round two for me. This is category: actually creepy

Spoiler

I fooled around with a teacher when I was 14. He wasn’t my teacher and he started with the whole “wow you’re so mature” thing but it became apparent that he was a legit pedophile. I regret not turning him in then and look forward to jumping on the #metoo train when he does eventually get accused.

I dated a dude once that I think planned to rape me. I didn’t remember this encounter until after we broke up. One time when I was like 16 and we were just acquaintances we went on a late night drive and we ended up in the middle of nowhere and he got really aggressive and forced me to go down on him but turns out I’m into that so he laid off when it was clearly consensual, but I don’t know where he would have taken things if I had been resistant. We ended up dating like 2 years later for like a month. I broke up with him shortly after hearing a story from him about fucking his ex girlfriends teenage cousin while the girlfriend was in class.

Also one time I was staying at a friends dorm and was working on homework and his friend was there and the friend started rambling about how I got “like a porn star face” and then I turned my head and his dick was like 3 inches from my face. Normally I would emasculate until deflated, but I’d heard stories about sexual violence about this dude so I ran into another room and locked the door. He came to the door and apologized and left.

I went on a few internet dates where dudes just started touching me when it became clear the date wasn’t going well. I guess a last ditch effort? Interested to hear if this move has happened to anyone else.

Met up with a dude from the Internet for sex. I had so many red flags about him but he was really hitting on some certain things I’m into so I shrugged and let him come to my apartment. First night we have incredible sex, best oral I’ve ever had. He texts me the next morning that he left his wallet at my apartment and needs to come back. I’m like great, excuse to fuck some more. He comes over, we fool around but he can’t get hard. I’m trying for like half an hour and he’s getting more agitated about he situation. Eventually he tells me he’s on someone else’s adderall and that’s probably why he can’t get hard. I fall back on my couch and laugh and laugh and laugh. In response to my laughing, his face completely changed and he got really mad. I immediately realized I was alone with some dude I didn’t know on drugs whose mad at his own impotence and getting laughed at. I got real nice real quick and was like “wow it’s fineeeeeee lol I still like you” and he left and then I texted him later like “wtf don’t talk to me again”

Edit: wrote all this up and forgot my OG creep story. This story starts when I’m 12 lol. I met a dude on B.net. Yes let me repeat that. I met a guy for a date on Starcraft. He was like 16 I was 12. We went to the movies and saw SWAT. We made out later behind the theater, I touched his gigantic dick a little, turns out he has a foot fetish and got fixated on seeing my feet and I left. I was starting to see someone else so things fizzled out. He hit me up a few years later and said we should hang out again. I probably mentioned remembering his giant dick. We went out and he was boring so I went home. He messages me later with this tirade that is worthy of a thread here where he treats like an effigy of everyone who has ever rejected him. He accuses me of things I’ve never done to him, which I assume are things other people did and he’s taking out on me. A few years after that he says we should hang out. I still remember that big ol dick I saw when I was 12 and say yes. We fuck in a motel room and it’s some of the worst sex of my life. On the drive home he reveals he’s an aspiring country singer and plays the worst honky tonk demo tape I’ve ever heard while he fishes for compliments on it. He drops me off at my house and we never speak again and I learned my lesson about big dicked dudes, which I forget every time I see a new one.

Were you abused as a kid because Jesus you been busy young

 

[Donovan the Man]

I feel like I'm missing out being the only female kiwi that hasn't been molested by a sped.

I did had an older WoW "boyfriend" when I was 15. I didn't' have a mic so he was wary that I was actually a dude because I could go to the bathroom and be back in 2 minutes. "You pee fast for a girl," were his words.