Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Norvic said:
LOL, Wu refiled her Q1 accounts and the figures are different from her earlier version...

Exhibit A, old and busted:
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Exhibit B, new hotness:
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The old version didn't even add up correctly. How, oh how, is anyone this bad at accounting? High school dropouts with home hairdressing businesses keep books better than this fucking idiot. Neither figure of cash on hand at the end of the period tallies with the cash on hand reported in the April quarterly. This is a clown fiesta. The numbers seem like they're basically just made up.
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Brianna Wu's political campaign, where the numbers are made up and the votes don't matter!
 
Kroster said:
Yes, this is my theory too. He and Brianna started dating pre surgical transition. I bet he got off watching her transition from the dude he wanted to the lady he thinks it's socially acceptable for him to love.
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Wu is either Frank's "Pretty Lady" or "The Bride of Frankenstein". The last one seems more likely, Frank is a child in a mans body and maybe all he ever wanted was a girl to play doctor with.
 
Yes it's true, North Korea is the most progressive place on earth, so why don't you go move there you fucking moron.

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You hired a bunch of 20-somethings over Craigslist, masturbated to them, then paid them $1 for their trouble and fired their asses, John.

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Peace and Harmony said:
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I generally don't hire people that take the straight and narrow path to a career

Yeah, John - you really need to grab the folks who spent 10 years in college without earning a degree, and fail from one career to the next. These are the winners to look out for.

I've hired awesome people in their 50's!

Getting Frank to play a screaming mongoloid midget in your ads doesn't count, Wu.
 
Norvic said:
Donate 1000 bucks to Wu, and she'll impeach trump.

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How stupid do you have to be for this kind of appeal to work on you? I think it's brave for Wu to court the underrepresented gibbering moron demographic.
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Let's be honest, this is all for grifting a few more bucks from their crazy West Coast pals. Brianna has no interest or ability to get any money from the voters in his district.
 
Norvic said:
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OK, Wu - i'll bite. I'll give you $1,000 if you can actually explain how you'll single handedly impeach Trump from a congressional seat.

I swear, Bri-bri has the cognitive reasoning of a kindergartner; both think that politicians have some kind of magic power to make things happen just by possessing a title like "senator", "congressman", and "President".
 
captn_kettle said:
It's not exactly a difficult game anyway, but my guess is that John played through on easy only focusing on the storyline missions.

Apart from the clutch Nixon missions, fuck clutch Nixon.
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I’m guessing that plus understating daily play time by a factor of three or four. We all seen how much he sucks at gaming.

Norvic said:
Donate 1000 bucks to Wu, and she'll impeach trump.

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How stupid do you have to be for this kind of appeal to work on you? I think it's brave for Wu to court the underrepresented gibbering moron demographic.
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Thumbnail is Frank putting air quotes on “impeach.”
 
It's going to be interesting in next quarter's report to find out how much Wu is paying to promote her fundraising tweets. If you compare the like/retweets rates on the gib money plox tweets compared to the average Wu tweet, it's fairly obvious she's using twitter advertising.

I'm really not sure how effective this is actually being though, it's not as though the money is pouring in from the latest appeal. In my role as unpaid political consultant for the Wu campaign, I'd recommend a softer approach to hook in the punters. Hitting them up with "give me money" as the first contact isn't a recipe for success, how about the appeal "follow us on facebook"? I mean, you'd have to actually build a facebook page for your campaign and keep it updated, so I guess that's too much work.
 
That picture looks like a de-transitioned John Walker Flynt to me.

Combined with the promise to vote for impeachment moment one, post man of the people Stephen Lynch era, me thinks the man-thing doth protest a little too much...
 
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