Weeaboos and other Japan spergs

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Reading all this makes me happy my husband has a level head when it comes to his anime obsession...maybe. While over 60% apartment is flooded with anime and anime related things, I don't have to worry about him screaming broken Japanese or masturbating over a figurine.

I'll also admit, I had a bit of a weeb period in high school too. Though, as I've gotten older, anime isn't as appealing sometimes. I enjoy watching classics, but most of the newer stuff goes over my head.
 
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who likes anime and never had a real weeb period. Granted I prefer being quiet and keeping to myself vs making a fool of myself.

Okay I did draw crappy anime-style art when I was like 12 but still, I was 12.
Nope. I never went through a weeb phase either. Even when I was 11 I kept wondering why people were using random Japanese words in fanfics and such and thought it was stupid people would use things like "baka" in place of "stupid" and "idiot".
 
When I was 11-13, I thought that anime style cartoons were the FUTURE and every other style was made by old white people. I also joined Gaia Online. :'(
 
You mean like this "Totally not a weeaboo" weeaboo?

Fucking+Weeaboos.+Yeah......+very+hypocritical+If+repost+just+keep+scrolling_a114d8_4828176.jpg

A self-hating weeaboo? I've seen it all now.
 
I was a HUGE weeb back in middle school. One of my best friends and I would the LOL RANDUMB XD kind of preteens, we obsessed over anime, and we would scream "KAWAII" in a non-ironic manner all. the. goddamn. time.

I look back on it with disgust, and I'm incredibly glad I grew out of it. Granted, I still like anime, but not near to the level I used to.
 
I have a weeaboo horror story. Unfortunately, the weeb in question was me.

I was a delusion-flavored mess when I was in eighth grade. I didn't fantasize about Kawaii Desu Japan (I had brothers in the military who shared their photos of "No whites allowed" signs on Okinawa) and I didn't own a ton of anime or merch or anything (no allowance, no job), but my best friend and I were both weeby weird kids with mental problems and somewhere in late junior high we went full-on otakukin.

I won't go into too many specifics, but we fixated on a couple of characters from the Final Fantasy series and constructed this elaborate scenario explaining how we came to be in our current bodies. Anything could be proof: waking up sore meant your real self had been in a fight, an abandoned scarf in the park was actually a gift from your original world, etc. We were two creative, skewed individuals with no social lives, and we pretty much had ourselves convinced that we were going to break out of our current forms and return to our real power eventually. (I even drew a short comic about us using our powers to kill all the people who picked on us at school.) We traded stories about signs we had seen, significant dreams we had had--anything reinforced this idea that we were special, destined beings.

Thankfully I wasn't really into the Internet at the time; my activity online was limited to roleplaying on a single sci-fi board and reading stuff on fanfiction.net. If either of us had run into an otherkin/otakukin group, we might've fallen even further down the rabbit hole. As it happened, we went to different high schools and thus broke up the folie a deux, while I had a mental breakdown in my freshman year and wound up getting moved to special ed. Medication and therapy did the rest.

My friend and I reconnected late in our high school years, but we were plain old humans again. She's into Adventure Time and MLP now, while I skew more towards murder mysteries and romance novels. We're still in contact, and still call each other by our 'real' names, but it's not a serious thing any more. Thank God for that.

Sorry for the TL;DR personal stuff, guys
. Some of the stuff on that Weeaboo Stories blog sound pretty far-out, but I know from firsthand experience that if you're lonely and crazy enough, you can convince yourself to pull the nuttiest otaku-est crap imaginable.


Anime wasn't really a thing when I was 11-13 but a very close friend and I did the same thing. We wrote a comic where were were superheroes and we fought these two girls who we couldn't stand at school who picked on us. I wrote the plots and my friend (who was even then a super talented artist) drew the comics. It's how we vented against the girls who treated us badly because we had no power outside of our comic world. Incidentally my best friend at the time was actually Japanese but aside from the Hello Kitty gear she brought back from Japan for me when she visited home once a year she and I had no interest in Japanese culture.

I'm actually still friends with both of them, almost 20 years later.

I guess I have some weeb tendencies. I enjoy Japanese cinema, I love Japanese food (it just perfectly suits my tastes) and I would quite like to visit there. I'm not into anime, although I read a handful of horror manga and play some j-rpgs. I'd like to learn the language as well, but there are many languages I love including German, Russian and Korean.
 
Hey wow look at all these people admitting to being lolcow fodder in a lolcow thread. Not off topic at all
 
This is the only weeb video you ever have to watch.
(skip to 3:21 if you want to get straight to the funny part)
 
I've run into Ameriboo's (or Ameriboo comments) sometimes. To them, (Christian) America is a perfect, flawless country that can do no harm ever. The rest of the world, however, is so evil and non-Christian and deserves to die in a fire. Probably the most well-known Ameriboo is Michael Bay. His vision of all good things American is absolutely absurd.
American in Japan here...

Have met several Japanese "ameriboos." I like them coz they often want to hanky panky with me :heart-full:
 
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