🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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I can see why you hate Trump. It’s because you two are so alike. You both constantly lie, constantly brag about you’re better than everyone else, want totally control, and think that your demands will always be met immediately. Is that why you want to run for president?

You and Trump even have the same middle initial!

I rarely lie (unlike you & many other posters in this thread). However, I do often (not constantly) claim to be better (not than everyone else, but many here), which is fine in my case as (unlike Trump) I also (sometimes simultaneously) prove it. I have never demanded anything nor requested total control.

My wish, aim, & plan to be President started long before Trump's. Also, it is partly (if not largely) to better the country.
 
Man, how sad is it to think so poorly of oneself as to hate a man but only think your goal to do the same job as him will only be partly better.
 
I rarely lie (unlike you & many other posters in this thread). However, I do often (not constantly) claim to be better (not than everyone else, but many here), which is fine in my case as (unlike Trump) I also (sometimes simultaneously) prove it. I have never demanded anything nor requested total control.

My wish, aim, & plan to be President started long before Trump's. Also, it is partly (if not largely) to better the country.
When did we lie TJ? I only really see you lying and twisting the truth around here. How have you ever shown yourself to be better than any of us here? And where were your plans going all this time to be president, if you had started off before Trumby man that means you have been running since 2000, when Wall Boy ran as an independent candidate.
 
When did we lie TJ? I only really see you lying and twisting the truth around here. How have you ever shown yourself to be better than any of us here? And where were your plans going all this time to be president, if you had started off before Trumby man that means you have been running since 2000, when Wall Boy ran as an independent candidate.

1] I have shown myself to be better MANY times.

2] As I have pointed out in "conversations", I have never claimed (for instance) that I have never bitten a child (as to claim so would be lying), but many have posted here implying (if not outright claiming) that I continue to do that, &/or (continue to) do other things I do not/have not, which is lying.

3] My Presidential Page existed before I ever thought of running for any office, & I simply changed it for that purpose. Also, I believe (while he may also lie & claim otherwise) the current President's plan to run (&/or his campaign) started in action shortly before he actually started truly doing it, so that (along with many other things) proves the time it takes between something being a thought in someone's mind to being a reality does not necessarily have any effect on its success.

Since I cannot edit my posts (no reason why not), I will add what I meant to end on: @autism420 , I believe I already responded to that. Either way, it has gotten all the response it will.
 
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1] I have shown myself to be better MANY times.

2] As I have pointed out in "conversations", I have never claimed (for instance) that I have never bitten a child (as to claim so would be lying), but many have posted here implying (if not outright claiming) that I continue to do that, &/or (continue to) do other things I do not/have not, which is lying.

3] My Presidential Page existed before I ever thought of running for any office, & I simply changed it for that purpose. Also, I believe (while he may also lie & claim otherwise) the current President's plan to run (&/or his campaign) started in action shortly before he actually started truly doing it, so that (along with many other things) proves the time it takes between something being a thought in someone's mind to being a reality does not necessarily have any effect on its success.
So by this logic, saying I wanted to be president when I was 8 and having vague plans for that mean I've planned on running for president longer than Donnie T? Nice. Also, you've never shown yourself to be better than any one of us here d00d pull it together. As for biting a child, might have happened, could be lying again.

Since I cannot edit my posts (no reason why not), I will add what I meant to end on: @autism420 , I believe I already responded to that. Either way, it has gotten all the response it will.
You fucking mongoloid, hit tools and select edit.

And a mutant. Don’t forget mutant.
And a heretic, very important.
 
So by this logic, saying I wanted to be president when I was 8 and having vague plans for that mean I've planned on running for president longer than Donnie T? Nice.

Incorrect, including the part you call anything you type "logic".

Also, you've never shown yourself to be better than any one of us here d00d pull it together.

You say never, I say repeatedly. Considering it's about me, I am obviously correct.

You fucking mongoloid, hit tools and select edit.

Would if I could, but it's not there. (I believe someone explained previously what they claim to be the reason I am unable to edit my posts.)

Edited for brevity and accuracy.
Yet achieving only the former (regarding me, not @Mr. X ).
 
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@Cowlick a prerequisite for any man running for president is that he has to look good in a suit. Why don't we see a picture of you in a suit?
His head won't fit through the collar. Even before the shirt's buttoned.

I rarely lie
He said after posting...
I would suggest making it clear what items are by him& what items are simply about him by others... Someone with this size of an ego will probably otherwise respond by either (mistakenly) thanking you for your tribute, or seeing it is closed.

Also, while I am not TJ/Tim, I am connected to him through a few online areas, & he has told me he is already in contact with Tumblr about shutting-down the Tumblr area you have named after & based on him (without requesting permission or allowing him any input). However, this contact will cease if I let him know you are removing it, thereby requiring him to take no further steps.
 
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