🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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To all the people wondering how Russ walks, I like comparing him to Torgo from Manos The Hands Of Fate. Only Torgo was out of his mind on drugs, and Russ is just out of his mind.


Edit: if someone could do a mash up of Torgo's theme with an appropriate Tay Swift song, that could be Russ' unofficial theme.
 
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CausticMinory said:
To all the people wondering how Russ walks, I like comparing him to Torgo from Manos The Hands Of Fate. Only Torgo was out of his mind on drugs, and Russ is just out of his mind.
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Torgo also doesn't look quite as creepy and greasy.

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Russ looks greasy and filthy straight out of the shower. Can you imagine a disheveled-horny-sloth with a mini wad of cash, book, and Walmart flowers & balloon in hand walking into a whore house after traipsing through the desert in search of a hooker?

That had to have been one stanky swampy ass crack. Poor Dolly.
 
SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Russ looks greasy and filthy straight out of the shower. Can you imagine a disheveled-horny-sloth with a mini wad of cash, book, and Walmart flowers & balloon in hand walking into a whore house after traipsing through the desert in search of a hooker?

That had to have been one stanky swampy ass crack. Poor Dolly.
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Don’t forget, his visit was the weekend after Valentine’s Day, so he either got the “gifts” at 90% off or he picked the flowers and balloon off some grave. Yes, ladies, he’s a Romeo on a white horse!
 
SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Russ looks greasy and filthy straight out of the shower. Can you imagine a disheveled-horny-sloth with a mini wad of cash, book, and Walmart flowers & balloon in hand walking into a whore house after traipsing through the desert in search of a hooker?

That had to have been one stanky swampy ass crack. Poor Dolly.
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Think of the grease stains on the money and book. I really feel bad for the poor woman Russ got a bj from now. He probably gripped her head and that shit wrecks havoc on some peoples hair treatments.
 
CausticMinory said:
To all the people wondering how Russ walks, I like comparing him to Torgo from Manos The Hands Of Fate. Only Torgo was out of his mind on drugs, and Russ is just out of his mind.


Edit: if someone could do a mash up of Torgo's theme with an appropriate Tay Swift song, that could be Russ' unofficial theme.
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The actor who played Torgo wore really badly made prosthetics which did a number on his legs, probably because he wore them backwards. They were to make him look like a satyr but it ended up not being a part of the film. He took painkillers to help deal with the pain, but he was also a drug enthusiast. He shot himself and his biggest contribution in life was being in the worst movie ever.

I feel a lot of sympathy for that man. I feel nothing for Russell Greer.
 
Torgo says “there is no way out of here” twice to the wife character. I really hope Russ never repeats that phrase to a woman in dire search of an exit.
 
/em wonders if Dildo Saggins is laughing his ass off from getting all the Kiwis to fill thier brower history with cathouse links and whores facebook pages the last week. :thinking:
 
I want to see his reaction to Taylor giving Perez Hilton (someone who jumped on the bandwagon of calling her a snake and saying many mean things about her) a free VIP package worth around $800 for her tour and Russ still can't get noticed by her.
 
PrincessOf Aus said:
I want to see his reaction to Taylor giving Perez Hilton (someone who jumped on the bandwagon of calling her a snake and saying many mean things about her) a free VIP package worth around $800 for her tour and Russ still can't get noticed by her.
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Especially since Perez Hilton has about as much of a reason to have the fame and fortune that she has as Russhole does.
 
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RebatsivePulsard said:
Don’t forget, his visit was the weekend after Valentine’s Day, so he either got the “gifts” at 90% off or he picked the flowers and balloon off some grave. Yes, ladies, he’s a Romeo on a white horse!
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Got to make sure he has every last dollar for the ladies
 
SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Let the meltdown begin

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Paying some professionals to turn his drivel into a mediocre song and a botched sign he couldn't even be bothered to make look like something beyond the ability of a preschooler doesn't seem like hard work but that's just me. Or does he think obsessive harassment counts as hard work?
 
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TitusVoid said:
Paying some professionals to turn his drivel into a mediocre song and a botched sign he couldn't even be bothered to redo doesn't seem like hard work but that's just me.
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But he's poured money and time and energy into stalking harassing creeping on trying to get Katy Perry to see his plight! But her family and employees are all cockblocking discriminating against him! How dare she not fuck him kiss some other guy who only managed to have enough talent and self-marketing to end up on American Idol! It's not fair, that should be his pussy to smash kiss REEEEE!
 
SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Let the meltdown begin

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Whoa YEAH! We knew THIS was coming!

And Shitlips, you are SO close to self awareness: "Her agents have resisted me like a plague." Now why do you think this is? Seriously man, think about it.

"Resists me like a plague."

Is that because, you are a......?

Come on man, you can do it! Break out of that LOLcow shell! You're SO CLOSE!
 
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