Containment What If?

[BiggerJ]

Pretty much. I imagine that one of the gal-pals would have confronted Hanna in front of Chris and/or tried to find out what the prank was and keep it from happening. Well, assuming that it wouldn't have been that much work for them. I figure that the prank would have been something relatively harmless, like she gets him to buy new clothes and wait somewhere for her, only for her not to come or for her to walk by with another guy and kiss him. In the end Chris would have been hurt and we might have heard him bitch a little more, but the end result would have been the same.

But how would he have reacted there and then? Would he have just screamed "NOOOOOO" and attracted the wrath of the jerkops like what actually happened, or would he have attempted to confront them or even gotten violent?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

What if Chris became a Ninja Turtle?

 

[BiggerJ]

What if Chris became a Ninja Turtle?

You'd have to name him after a shitty failed artist from the Renaissance period. Problem is, they've all been forgotten because they were shitty and failed.

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris became a Ninja Turtle?

 

[Falcon Lord]

What if Michael Bay made a movie about Chris?

 

[Coldgrip]

Chris would explode.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Michael Bay made a movie about Chris?

Explosive diarrhoea.

 

[Do You Realize]

What if Chris had a deli sandwich named after him, like a Dagwood?

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris had a deli sandwich named after him, like a Dagwood?

turd sandwich

 

[Marvin]

turd sandwich

Oh damn, you beat me to it.

 

[Do You Realize]

What if there was an alternate/mirror Chris like on Star Trek? The other one would be athletic, have a girlfriend and actually be a successful artist and/or game designer.

 

[Picklechu]

What if there was an alternate/mirror Chris like on Star Trek? The other one would be athletic, have a girlfriend and actually be a successful artist and/or game designer.

Or it would be an autistic woman who thought she was a gay man in a past life.

 

[normankrasner]

What if they made a Wonder Years like show about Chris' middle school-high school days? Who'd play young Chris and Borb?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

What if Chris had a deli sandwich named after him, like a Dagwood?

There is the q-sand, you know.

Simply take a $1 McChicken Sandwich, eat one half to three quarters of it, wrap in napkins or newspaper (dog urine optional) and place in a purse or any other warm and filthy place for 8 to 72 hours. Consume at the closet restaurant to the Goodwill, to spite the owner.

Serves one.

 

[ON 190]

What if they made a Wonder Years like show about Chris' middle school-high school days? Who'd play young Chris and Borb?

Fatman would play both parts. It would win a daytime Emmy.

 

[OtterParty]

Fatman would play both parts. It would win a daytime Emmy.

several. He'd get "best dramatic scene" for the time they held him down and recorded his screams.

 

[CWCissey]

several. He'd get "best dramatic scene" for the time they held him down and recorded his screams.

AUGH NO!

 

[KiraYamato]

What if Chris discovered the TV Tropes page about Sonichu back during his peak of "popularity" (2007-2010, pre-lock), and currently?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What if Chris discovered the TV Tropes page about Sonichu back during his peak of "popularity" (2007-2010, pre-lock), and currently?

He'd read the first couple of paragraphs, crash into slumber and then dismiss it as the work of trolls.

 

[KiraYamato]

He'd read the first couple of paragraphs, crash into slumber and then dismiss it as the work of trolls.

Would he also treat it like Wikipedia, ED, the CWCipedia, or the CWCki?