Containment What If?

[BV 937]

This world would be a better place not knowing him.

What if Chris lost his virginity

Spoiler

to Aunt Corrina?

Then we would have lost the precious virgin with rage saga

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris released a new Chris and the Hedgehog Boys album?

it'd be called "Going Nowhere"

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Chris never went online / Never got internet infamous?

Realistically, he probably would have lived the average life of a hoarder with poor social skills that no one would really pay attention to.

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris was the result of a failed (or is that successful?) government project to weaponize :autism:?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Is Chis going to buy a 3d printer so he can make/sell sonichu medallions? He could shove them up his ass all day long.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris and Fam stayed in Richmond?

 

[SexyGaston]

What if Chris and Fam stayed in Richmond?

Chris would be even more of a troon given all the liberals there.

What if Chris converted to Islam?

 

[TheClorax]

What if Chris was actually a troll this whole time, and gets more laughs out of us laughing at him because we’re wasting our time tracking him?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris was actually a troll this whole time, and gets more laughs out of us laughing at him because we’re waiting our time tracking him?

He'd still be fucking autistic and forum-worthy for having kept it up for 30+ years

 

[SexyGaston]

He'd still be fucking autistic and forum-worthy for having kept it up for 30+ years

I mean he tried to make that facade during his Rollin' and Trollin' video.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if there was a proper Autism Outreach Program around when Chris was in his formative years?

 

[Syaoran Li]

What if Chris were into tabletop role-playing games?

 

[Mr. 0]

I mean he tried to make that facade during his Rollin' and Trollin' video.

He also bailed on it because he was told the government might believe it and take his tugboat away, though, so that's okay.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris puts the Amnyfest Ring on his bent duck? Would it become unbent and long?

 

[NinFreakLan]

OK I've got one someone I know pitched at me...

"What if Chris actually gathered the gumption and drive to become a full-time Twitch streamer?"

Rate it autistic if you must but they had a pretty decent thought. What if he fucking did something related to the internet and vidya he so desperately craves?

 

[Monolith]

OK I've got one someone I know pitched at me...

"What if Chris actually gathered the gumption and drive to become a full-time Twitch streamer?"

Rate it autistic if you must but they had a pretty decent thought. What if he fucking did something related to the internet and vidya he so desperately craves?

Most likely, he'd quit when the chat started spamming .

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris starred as Johnny in the Room?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris starred as Johnny in the Room?

It would be slightly better acted.

 

[Monolith]

What if real Chris got all of the powers of comic Chris, but couldn't control them?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

He'd shit himself explosively and do less than nothing.

What if the Hoard is just another troll in disguise?