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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 29 5.8%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 232 46.5%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 123 24.6%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 115 23.0%
  • Total voters
    499
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That monster!
 
-Shrek is in the dislike section-

I'm going to go pray to Shrek.

She'll be smelling onions tonight!
 
littlebiscuits said:
I was just reading through her favorite books list from fanfiction, and wow. This woman needs a serious dose of grow-the-fuck-up. Has she ever read a book that was intended for someone over the age of ten? Woman, you're thirty years old. It's time to put down the care bears.
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But....but I like Care Bears! They're super cute.
 
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"I don't like anything that pushes the boundaries of my infantile mindset and forces me to accept life as an adult!"
Also how can you hate Rocko!? Such a good show :'(

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Goddamn, what happened to this woman to make her become a 4 year old in a 29 year old's body? *sigh*
 
I've met people in their late 20's and 30's similar tastes in media, but they were all goody goody fundie Christians that didn't like icky sex and violence outside of the Bible.
 
I'm slightly suspicious of the voice actor she hired. I've never heard of being paid by the minute. I was always just paid a total at the end and I was never informed what the rates were. My agent handled that stuff but she always talked about being paid by the hour. The classes I took for voice acting never mentioned being paid by the minute. Also, I made considerably less than $750 for half an hour work for just about everything I ever did. I think the most I was ever paid averaged to about a $500 an hour, but that was Nickelodeon, and I couldn't swear to that because what I got was a whole paycheck and it wasn't broken down into minutes or hours or whatever.

It would make sense for studio time to be billed by the minute, but he's really charging her that much? I mean... I'm a trained professional actor, technically. I could pad my credentials by boasting that I was in award winning movies and TV shows. Does that mean I could charge some random internet person more than I was paid by fucking Nickelodeon to voice their crappy mary sues? Because I would totally do that. I have no scruples, apparently.
 
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For The Internet said:
I'm slightly suspicious of the voice actor she hired. I've never heard of being paid by the minute. I was always just paid a total at the end and I was never informed what the rates were. My agent handled that stuff but she always talked about being paid by the hour. The classes I took for voice acting never mentioned being paid by the minute. Also, I made considerably less than $750 for half an hour work for just about everything I ever did. I think the most I was ever paid averaged to about a $500 an hour, but that was Nickelodeon, but I couldn't swear to that because what I got was a whole paycheck and it wasn't broken down into minutes or hours or whatever.

It would make sense for studio time to be billed by the minute, but he's really charging her that much? I mean... I'm a trained professional actor, technically. I could pad my credentials by boasting that I was in award winning movies and TV shows. Does that mean I could charge some random internet person more than I was paid by fucking Nickelodeon to voice their crappy mary sues? Because I would totally do that. I have no scruples, apparently.
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I'm glad someone else pointed that out. That actor, Richard Something-or-Other, claims to be the "guy with 1000 voices" which gives me a pretty strong, "world's smartest flim critic" vibe.
 
littlebiscuits said:
I'm glad someone else pointed that out. That actor, Richard Something-or-Other, claims to be the "guy with 1000 voices" which gives me a pretty strong, "world's smartest flim critic" vibe.
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fuck, you found the Cole Smithy of voice acting.
He acting is terrible, I can't belive she pays that much for the clips. But he asspats her and tells her how she should write a book and do audiobooks with him. She might be his retirment cash cow.
 
The Joker said:
fuck, you found the Cole Smithy of voice acting.
He acting is terrible, I can't belive she pays that much for the clips. But he asspats her and tells her how she should write a book and do audiobooks with him. She might be his retirment cash cow.
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This. I also think that she picked out the first poor soul that gave her kudos for her project as well as the first advertising hook she liked. She didn't do her research well and instead opted for convenience over quality/cost/etc.

It's entirely possible that Mr. Poshard supports the wiffle ball project, but the chances of it are very slim, given the nightmare fuel it provides to most of everyone on this board, Why God Why, and other places she's been snarked at.
 
SparksterSanjulo said:
This. I also think that she picked out the first poor soul that gave her kudos for her project as well as the first advertising hook she liked. She didn't do her research well and instead opted for convenience over quality/cost/etc.

It's entirely possible that Mr. Poshard supports the wiffle ball project, but the chances of it are very slim, given the nightmare fuel it provides to most of everyone on this board, Why God Why, and other places she's been snarked at.
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If he tells her what an amazing writer she is he will be paid. And she will make more of these.
 
littlebiscuits said:
I'm glad someone else pointed that out. That actor, Richard Something-or-Other, claims to be the "guy with 1000 voices" which gives me a pretty strong, "world's smartest flim critic" vibe.
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Um... yeah. I'm going to let him in on something I learned in voice acting classes.

Voice acting is the hardest acting industry in the world to break into, but once you're in it, you're in it for life. Ever notice you hear the exact same voices doing commercials over and over and over? That's because they're successful in the industry. Having "a thousand voices" is almost certainly not going to get you work. Being an excellent actor who is also exceptionally good at reading will get you work.

Obviously there are voice actors out there who can do different voices, but most voice actors who work a lot just use their normal voices. They might sound subtly different from project to project, but they retain their accents. Maybe they'll lower their voice or soften it, or increase the pitch or make it faster or slower, but beneath that it's the same voice. This is because accents are fucking hard and the vast, vast majority of people cannot do them well.

I can affect an accent from English-speaking countries okay if I listen to it enough (and only just okay), but the only time that ever came up was in the state theatre company. It was never a factor in anything else I ever did. I was hired for MY voice and MY accent. That's what 90% of voice actors are hired based on.

Maybe if he had focused on just being himself instead of being 'a thousand voices' he'd be working in the industry today and not voicing Mary Sue Wogglebug. It's not a good industry to be a jack of all trades and a master of none.


ETA: I do congratulate him for apparently being able to talk through his nose, though. Holy shit.
 
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