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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 29 5.8%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 232 46.5%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 123 24.6%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 115 23.0%
  • Total voters
    499
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I'm surprised no one's made a Zorak reference yet.
 
>Be me like 11
>Watch WoggleBug on portable DVD player
>I've seen WoggleBug 452 times
>So good I need to see WoggleBug 2 for the 384th time
>Mom says it's bath time
>Take portable DVD player into bathroom so I can touch myself to WoggleBug
>After Wogglebug cures some frog dracowaltztard walks in and yells at me for taking too long in the bath
>Tells me I watch that shitty kids movie too much
>Knocks DVD player into water
>Only copy of WoggleBug 2 is destroyed
>Cry raw tears of sorrow and pray to WoggleBug
>Suddenly bottle of bubble bath rises to the surface
>Manner scented bubblebath
>Dump manners contents into tub
>The stench of manners immediately gets my peepee hard
>Masterbate furiously into the now Oz-colored water and bubble
>Cum
>"THIS IS MY BOOK OF MANNERS"
>WoggleBug emerges from the water naked
>Enraged WoggleBug breaks out of bathroom
>Goes to dracowaltztard's room where she's watching "Return to Oz"
>WoggleBug is enraged by the lack of himself
>"PREPARE TO FEEL THE TRUE COLORS"
>WoggleBug's giant grasshopper-sized cock jumps to a "Ozrection" attention
>Plows dracowaltztard's anus until his dick comes out of her mouth
>Withdraws cock and fills hole with manners
>Wogglebug burns down house with manners
>I'm left in the Oz bubblebath as my house burns down
>I ask WoggleBug "...is it truly colored?"
>"IT AIN'T OVER TILL' THE WORLD IS BRIGHTENED"
>I present my Oz-hole submissively to WoggleBug
>He pushes a book of manners into my anus with his Ozrection
>Fucks my Ozhole good until he pulls out
>Fills the entire bathtub with his true colored-flavored semen
>Baptize myself in the cum
>Emerge as new WoggleBug
>"NOW WE SHALL BRIGHTEN THE WORLD WITH TRUE COLORS FOREVER"
>WoggleBug takes my hand
>We fly into the sky as atheist and Wogglebug

Wogglebug is love. Wogglebug is life.
 
Dilbertmann said:
>Be me like 11
>Watch WoggleBug on portable DVD player
>I've seen WoggleBug 452 times
>So good I need to see WoggleBug 2 for the 384th time
>Mom says it's bath time
>Take portable DVD player into bathroom so I can touch myself to WoggleBug
>After Wogglebug cures some frog dracowaltztard walks in and yells at me for taking too long in the bath
>Tells me I watch that shitty kids movie too much
>Knocks DVD player into water
>Only copy of WoggleBug 2 is destroyed
>Cry raw tears of sorrow and pray to WoggleBug
>Suddenly bottle of bubble bath rises to the surface
>Manner scented bubblebath
>Dump manners contents into tub
>The stench of manners immediately gets my peepee hard
>Masterbate furiously into the now Oz-colored water and bubble
>Cum
>"THIS IS MY BOOK OF MANNERS"
>WoggleBug emerges from the water naked
>Enraged WoggleBug breaks out of bathroom
>Goes to dracowaltztard's room where she's watching "Return to Oz"
>WoggleBug is enraged by the lack of himself
>"PREPARE TO FEEL THE TRUE COLORS"
>WoggleBug's giant grasshopper-sized cock jumps to a "Ozrection" attention
>Plows dracowaltztard's anus until his dick comes out of her mouth
>Withdraws cock and fills hole with manners
>Wogglebug burns down house with manners
>I'm left in the Oz bubblebath as my house burns down
>I ask WoggleBug "...is it truly colored?"
>"IT AIN'T OVER TILL' THE WORLD IS BRIGHTENED"
>I present my Oz-hole submissively to WoggleBug
>He pushes a book of manners into my anus with his Ozrection
>Fucks my Ozhole good until he pulls out
>Fills the entire bathtub with his true colored-flavored semen
>Baptize myself in the cum
>Emerge as new WoggleBug
>"NOW WE SHALL BRIGHTEN THE WORLD WITH TRUE COLORS FOREVER"
>WoggleBug takes my hand
>We fly into the sky as atheist and Wogglebug

Wogglebug is love. Wogglebug is life.
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This.
 
The Knife said:
Jack Pumpkinhead is kinda special-needs. In the book, he doesn't have actual eyeballs, just carved-out holes. I don't know which is creepier, that version or this one.
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Ironically that's what made the books so freakin awesome.

I prefer the Nomes myself though...

He didn't have actual eyes in the 1985 version either. I still find it a great and marvelous tragedy that we STILL have not yet had a direct book to movie version done. The 1985 version was as close as it ever came... and it was so epically freaking creepy that Disney didn't even want their ~name~ on the thing after it was produced.
 
Forgot to post this earlier. The edition of How the Truth Can Heal that I'm reading is apparently the "updated" one (2nd edition published in 2014), which apparently has improved artwork.

Exactly how much improved? Wellllllll...

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...I suppose the artwork looks considerably prettier, but unfortunately, the Mary Sue is still present. :lol:
 
WWWWolf said:
...I suppose the artwork looks considerably prettier, but unfortunately, the Mary Sue is still present. :lol:
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At least she doesn't seem to want to be there. It looks like she kind of ran into him, the Wogglebug caught her, and now she's struggling to break free. The Wogglebug's facial expression isn't helping matters either.
 
WWWWolf said:
Forgot to post this earlier. The edition of How the Truth Can Heal that I'm reading is apparently the "updated" one (2nd edition published in 2014), which apparently has improved artwork.

Exactly how much improved? Wellllllll...

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...I suppose the artwork looks considerably prettier, but unfortunately, the Mary Sue is still present. :lol:
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That girl is very clearly trying to bite his arm in a desperate bid to escape. And judging by how red her face is, he's suffocating her too.
 
"For Mr. Wogglebug so brightened the world in true colors that he gave his one and only Love, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
~ Cynthia 3:16

Also, I've been going through her Fanfiction.net profile. Am I the only one that went "She hates 90% of what I like" when I saw her dislikes? I found it funny how one of her pet peeves is "Inserting your own self into your story" and "Stories with idiotic and unrealistic plots."
 
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Golly said:
At least she doesn't seem to want to be there. It looks like she kind of ran into him, the Wogglebug caught her, and now she's struggling to break free. The Wogglebug's facial expression isn't helping matters either.
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Would you say it makes him out to be a pedophile in this senario?
 
Ever notice how in her story - which is explicitly designed to "instill morals" in children - the girl is led astray by a false prophet prompting her to betray her perfect and infallible true savior until he manages to break the spell, free and then forgive her? And how this is basically a direct re-telling of the falling out she had with her friend? With the one difference that where in the story the divine being forgives everything the author is actively wishing for the girl who "betrayed" her to be viscously fucking murdered? How could anyone possibly not see the problem with this?
 
Christ-Chan said:
Ever notice how in her story - which is explicitly designed to "instill morals" in children - the girl is led astray by a false prophet prompting her to betray her perfect and infallible true savior until he manages to break the spell, free and then forgive her? And how this is basically a direct re-telling of the falling out she had with her friend? With the one difference that where in the story the divine being forgives everything the author is actively wishing for the girl who "betrayed" her to be viscously fucking murdered? How could anyone possibly not see the problem with this?
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What surprises me is how ... uh ... religious this sounds. What with the pure, true savior and the ignorant being led astray and so on. It reminds me of Edmund and Aslan in the first Narnia book.

But yes, apparently to WBL murder is justified if the person was, like, totally mean to you.
 
Where is she advocating the murder of dracohumper or whatever the other person's name was?
 
Slowboat to China said:
What surprises me is how ... uh ... religious this sounds. What with the pure, true savior and the ignorant being led astray and so on. It reminds me of Edmund and Aslan in the first Narnia book.

But yes, apparently to WBL murder is justified if the person was, like, totally mean to you.
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I don't think she's ever advocated murder. She's advocated for dracowaltztard to commit suicide and die over her success, but I think WBL knows better than to actively push for murdering someone.

I believe there's a post that says it outright but I'm on my phone at the moment (just moved and I have no internet for my computer yet) so I can't find it.
 
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