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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 29 5.8%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 232 46.5%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 123 24.6%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 115 23.0%
  • Total voters
    499
DrChristianTroy said:
So the Wogglebug, is he supposed to look like a sambo caricature? Because I don't want a racially insensitive bug teaching our children about manners.
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Funny you should mention that!

The Woggle-Bug Book, the only real solo adventure the Bug ever got (until Bugfuck came along), is kind of infamous among Oz fans for being racist. As in dropping-the-N-bomb racist. Well, published in 1905, you give it some leeway. But there's also been some question of whether the Wogglebug itself is based on the Golliwogs. For comparison, here's a Golliwog...

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...and here's a Wogglebug.

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So I read earlier in the thread she was molested by her dad. If that's true, holy shit. Between that and her other problems, I probably wouldn't come out all there either.
 
bristol said:
This shit is why I don't like the wogglebug. I don't think WBL realizes how much of a dick he sounds like when he talks like this.

EDIT:
I found an online application to join the WoggleBugLove fan club.

http://www.wogglebugloveproductions.net/members-rules.html

Its requirements are agreeing with WBL on everything, including such gems as "I am atheist, agnostic, or a non-theistic deist and have no religion. I agree the Wogglebug can be a symbol for helping children grow to be upright confident people to help the world."
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I failed. But I actually had to agree to that one. Wogglebug needs a lot of help, but he could possibly be made into a decent character in better hands.
 
The Knife said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4PxevBMssOc
A short early vid about the book, worth it for the images of the illustrations, including Sad Cyclops.
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Is it bad that I actually think that 3D Wogglebug is better? The new black one is downright scary. That one is kind of cute.

bristol said:
This shit is why I don't like the wogglebug. I don't think WBL realizes how much of a dick he sounds like when he talks like this.

EDIT:
I found an online application to join the WoggleBugLove fan club.

http://www.wogglebugloveproductions.net/members-rules.html

Its requirements are agreeing with WBL on everything, including such gems as "I am atheist, agnostic, or a non-theistic deist and have no religion. I agree the Wogglebug can be a symbol for helping children grow to be upright confident people to help the world."
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After you submit all of those (the answer is always "I do") there's a "final test". You can also access it directly because Cynthia can't code.

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I'm thinking it's either A or D.

EDIT: I submitted but I'm not even sure her fanclub works. It says:

Cynthia Hanson will now view your choice.

But it didn't even collect any information from me. How does WoggleBugLover know who to contact?
 
ASoulMan said:
Honestly I'm thinking either A, C, or D.
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Based on how much time she spends on "how lovely everything would be if lovely people loved one another" I think it's probably C.

Fifty Shades of Grey needs to change its tagline from "Mr. Grey will see you now" to "Cynthia Hanson will now review your choice."
 
The test is like an application for a religious cult based upon the worship of Wogglebug.

Oh the irony.
 
The Knife said:
That last line is "Hamm's Beer." Someone in the 1910s thought it was a great idea to use beloved children's book characters to shill alcohol.

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(Offering this because Copypaste deserves a beer after that transcription, you brave brave soul.)
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Now myself and Cynthia are the only ones on the forum with the Wogglebug for an avatar. AUGH YEAH
 
The Knife said:
Funny you should mention that!

The Woggle-Bug Book, the only real solo adventure the Bug ever got (until Bugfuck came along), is kind of infamous among Oz fans for being racist. As in dropping-the-N-bomb racist.
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Yeah, but if you discount casual racism you pretty much write off a majority of stuff written, ever.

There are some great characters in Oz, but he is not one of them, racist caricature or not.
 
WWWWolf said:
Damn, it's getting late. My eyes are blurry and stuff. *yawn*



*nods off*
*wakes up*
Aaaaaanyway the page looks like some sort of list of articles of faith or something. Which is funny because she's an atheist and all.
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There is no Bug but Woggle
And WBLP is his Prophet.
 
In defense of B: Wouldn't the Wogglebug love a place where he can help so many foolish people with his Thorough Education?
 
If your defense mechanism makes you an imaginary character that you use to cope with life... and said imaginary character could be seen as one of the best creepypastas ever made, you know there's an issue with how you're sharing this character with the world. '

Granted, creepypastas aren't scary at all... but if they actually were, the Wogglebug would be the best out of all of them.
 
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