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VIDEO TRANSCRIPTION
This was very hard to sit through. I am going to do it in sections and edit this post so nothing is lost.
EDIT: The more I watch this the more it seems like this is some kind of fantasy counseling session between Bug and Bugfucker.
Bugfucker: Hello to all out there and welcome to the first episode of "Fantasy Tonight". I am your hostess Cynthia Hanson. All this week we will be meeting with famous characters from the Land of Oz series starting tonight with our first guest, he is actually one of the lesser known characters in the series, yet he is still the top #1 character of all time in my own heart, please welcome Mr. HM Wogglebug TE.
*claps, wogglebug bows*
Bugfucker: Welcome, Mr. Wogglebug and thank you so much for being my first guess. You know, of course, you are my most favorite character of all time from anywhere.
Bug: Yes, as an intelligent insect with a discerning quantity of common sense, I've always known throughout the adventures you and I have had together in the stories you've written.
Bugfucker: Oh, yes, and those are my most cherished times of my life as a writer. And I've always wished that more people in this world could enjoy you as much as I do, which is why I write about you so much, and why I'm dedicating as much of my career and life to making my wish come true as I possibly can.
Bug: And that is my wish also you know.
Bugfucker: Yes, I do. Otherwise it wouldn't be my wish. I care about what you care about just as much you know.
Bug: Yes, I do! I only wish Baum had cared also though.
Bugfucker: I do too. I've never understood why he or any writer for that mattter would create a character as loveable as you are and then just destroy that lovability by replacing it with the polar opposite. It's worse than killing the character!!! And there is no logic to it at all either
Bug: Quite right, though I've always believed it had been the failure that the musical about me had been that provoked him to do it.
Bugfucker: So have I but that is no good reason just because he wasn't good at adapting his own story.
Bug: True, he wasn't. And instead of taking responsibility for it and then trying something new with it, he blamed me for all of it! And then, what he essentially did to me was he took away all my good qualities as well as magnifying my lesser ones out of proportion so that no one could like me in Oz or elsewhere. And then most proceeding Oz historians saw fit to make me even worse due to the harsh description of me in Baum's final book. After all these decades, it still hurts to even think about it! ;_;
Bugfucker: I can understand and if it's any consolation you haven't been the only mistreated character and I am sure all of them feel the same way, still 100 years is an awful long time to wait for your biggest fan to be born and then discover you as I did when I was 12.
Bug: So I remember. And can you please tell how that came about?
Bugfucker: Certainly, and it may seem weird now that I first discovered you in the 4th Oz book and I initially didn't like you. And then I rediscovered you in the 2nd Oz book in which you first appeared and I found my surprise and confusion that I liked you as you truly didn't seem like anyone that shouldn't be liked at all. And then after the Tin Woodman (?) threatened you with his ax I was very upset because I knew that was wrong with him.
Bug: Yes it was indeed. And so was it also wrong of him and the scarecrow to embarrass me in front of Glinda and hurt my feelings, which they most certainly did.
Bugfucker: And then they did not even apologize when it turned out they were wrong about what it was about. Neither of them had any hearts or brains at all.
Bug Well, I wouldn't call them that. Though I will admit they could have been better friends to me. I mean, it's not my fault if I'm the smartest one in all of the land of Oz and proud of it as I have every right to be! I do sometimes tend to put on airs but I can't help it because my knowledge, like my whole personage, is just so unique. *cackles*
Bugfucker: Exactly so! And I can identify perfectly with these very things. I've been misunderstood, had my feelings hurt and been embarrassed in front of everyone also. That was the main reason why I was able to have so much empathy for you and decided you needed me to love you and I needed you so to speak to give me something to devote my life to that was worthwhile.
Bug: I quite agree! And you are a most compassionate, sweet, dear girl who this world is in need of having more of! And, I feel more happier (sic) than I have ever felt knowing that I have made a difference in a young person's life. Just as I always knew I could.
Bugfucker: Why thank you and really this world needs more who are like you also and that is more kind and loving teachers who are dedicated to their work and devoted to their students which is exactly how you were in your beginning in the 2nd Oz book and in the little visitors from Oz stories that came after it.
Bug: Oh, yes! Those were the days when my companions and I traveled all across America and we learned so much about it and at the end of the day we reported our adventures back to Mr. Baum and he wrote them down and they were then published in the next Sunday's paper.
Bugfucker: And as I recall for a while during this time there was a contest in which you would give a bit of information and then anyone who could give the correct answer to it would win some prize money.
Bug: Yes! There was that also. And I truly did enjoy it myself in being able to share my wonderful knowledge with the rest of the world in such a way.
Bugfucker: And you also had a children's game of conundrums based on you in addition and you had buttons with the phrase "What did the Wogglebug say?" on them and once you even got to do an advertisement for Hemm's Beer.
Bug: Yes, I did. And then all of that came to an end almost as suddenly as it had begun. And to this day I miss it all terribly as one would a close friend or a relative.
Bugfucker: I'm sure you do and that is why I have every intention of making it all come back and bigger and better than it was then with the movie you star in of which I'm writing the screenplay of at the moment.
Bug: Yes, I know all about it. After all, I am the star of it, am I not? *cackles* And indeed being the star of a movie is just what I was always destined for right from the very beginning of my creation and had I been created in this day and age, I would have been created just to be such. And, furthermore, if I had been created by someone who possesses any ounce of the sheer integrity and skill you possess, that you have shown in writing this screenplay, which Baum had sorely lacked in, both making me the hero in the 2nd Oz book and the musical he adapted from it, then my fame and success and recognition would still be with me today.
(Note: Holy shit, she thinks she's a better author than Baum
)
Bugfucker: Yes, and then I could have been introduced to you when I was a child as being the starring character of a hit animated Saturday morning TV series, and I also could have found in you the very kind of role model I always needed as a child and was so sorely lacking also because I had borderline autism and so I've always felt like I'm in a world of the strangest strangers who can't understand me anymore than I can understand them.
Bug: Oh, that is just how it always was with me too. From the moment I entered into the human world, I wanted so much to be accepted in it, that I tried maybe too hard to impress to be so.
Bugfucker: Haven't we all been in a place similar to that in some time or another? And I hope you don't mind if you could share with us for those who don't know the story of how you became so big and so smart.
Bug: Why of course I will! Now, as it began, I was born as an ordinary, little, tiny, Wogglebug and I lived an ordinary insect's life until one fateful day when I happened to come across a country schoolhouse. I crawled in through the cracks and I heard the professor there giving lectures and discourses to his students and I was so interested, so captivated by the things I heard from him, I stayed there in the schoolroom for fully three years. Then, came another fateful day, when I was found and caught by the professor, and he wanted to show me to the students, so as to teach them about me. And so, he projected me onto his screen in a "highly magnified" state, just as you now behold me. And when the students looked at me so full of wonder and admiration, I being "thoroughly educated" by this time and knowing all about the manners I am required to have for this, I stood upright and made a very polite bow to them. And it was just then that a little girl who was perched upon the windowsill became startled and she fell out of the window. Thus, while everyone ran outside to see if she was all right, I took the chance that fate had given to me, and I stepped off of the screen and out of the schoolhouse and into the wide world. And that is a decision I am proud to have made to this very day and have never regreted it and never will whatever may come.
Bugfucker: That is such a marvelous story as well as an inspiring one for us all and I don't see how anyone could not admire you for it. I mean, after all it really does take a lot of optimism as well as a lot of courage to make a decision like the one you made on that day. To go ut into the world even though it was such a strange and new place for you.
Bug: Well, I was now equipped with so much knowledge that I wanted ever so much to share it with all the friends I knew I could make with all my new way of being a Thoroughly Educated gentleman.
Bugfucker: Which you are. I don't see how anyone could think otherwise, which is why I decided early on that I was going to just tell the world that you are a wonderful and lovable creature, and if they didn'tlike it, that was their own problem, and not yours or my own, so in the beginning I wrote a few reviews of the Oz books expressing these things I felt, and I had initially been expecting very much recognition for them, until one day when, about 10 years ago, I received an email from Justin Richards and I remembered it word for word to this day. He said, "I have read all of the famous 40 Oz books and have always thought of Mr. Wogglebug as being a snob from the scene in the fourth Oz book, but reading your reviews made me think, and I then pictured a lovable bug and I wanted to give him a hug. I mean, he may brag about how smart he is once in a blue moon, I would if I was the smartest one in Oz, so I just wanted to say, thank you for allowing me to see the Wogglebug in a better light than the way he was portrayed in the famous 40 books of Oz. I love him now, and he's my favorite character."
Bug: Oh yes! And I never will get tired of hearing the letter from Justin Richards read to me. And it does bring tears to my eyes this very day
because it gives me so much hope, hope that there are still people with kind hearts and logical minds who are willing to see me and also accept me as I really am.
Bugfucker: And it is the very same way wiht me. I suppose if I could change one person's heart at least, then I could certainly also have you reintroduced into the world for a whole new century of children to discover and to love as I do and always will.
Bug: Yes, you can. And the love of the children of the world is just what all of us characters made for them need to have. Just like good air to breathe, which is, I recall, one of the things you mentioned in the review you wrote, which changed the heart of Justin Richards.
Bugfucker: Yes it was and he now feels the same way about you as I do.
I always want to hug you whenever I see you and so many people do not understand what so many children are missing by not feeling the same way. Why, you deserve to have the same kind of success, fame, and recognition that Mickey Mouse or Super Mario or ET have to this very day.
Bug: Oh, thank you!
That is the kindest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Bugfucker: Totally the truth you know, and now let's take a look at the all new music video of Remember Me This Way which is the #1 Top 10 song which makes me think of you and of how I fell about you.
[18:49 - 23:02] I really recommend watching this. It has none of Cynthia's horrible singing and is so creepy I can't even put it into words]
Bugfucker: That was such an awesomely sweet music video, wasn't it?
Bug: Oh my, yes! It was indeed! The song itself always gives me a warm and fussy sort of feeling inside and the beautiful scenes included to it just made it seem all the more so. And, like you said also, it makes me think of how our relationship is and, I'm afraid you must excuse me for being emotional at the moment, it just reminds me of the way I feel about it.
Bugfucker: The ending verse reflects on the hopes I have for the future of our relationship and our success in reaching out to the rest of the world with it, and it also reflects on the relationship you have with Sylvie, the 6 year old autistic girl in the movie about the two of you, and Sylvie is of course basically a reflection of hwo I had been at that age just put in very different situations.
Bug: Yes, I know! And I am ever so eager for when this masterpiece of yours will be released to the rest of the world. And then, I may make the mark on it that I had always been destined for.
Bugfucker: Will, just as sure as I will be making my own with it, and I am also very eager to show my great work to the rest of the world and so I have arranged a short trailer of the movie to be shown right here. So now let us all take a look at it.
[24:59 - 28:52 movie trailer]
Bugfucker: What do you think of it?
Bug: Oh, I feel almost speechless now! With wonder and amazement and pride and, even, a touch of humility. I hardly had any idea before of just a glimpse of a feature children's film could look so brilliant and that I could shine so brightly in it also! And it is so, so, heart breakingly delightful, to put it simply and honestly to you.
[looks like bugfucker fucked up her editing, it comes in midsentence]
Bugfucker: ...had thought and also hoped for, after all what you just viewed is a little bit of what my destiny is all about and our destinies I've come to decide are just whatever we want them to be. And what we make them into. And yours and mine just happened to be intertwined.
Bug: And it also reminds me of a saying by someone whose name I cannot remember at the moment. If you enter the world and leave it knowing you've been loved, you can deal with everything in between. And, right now, that is just the way I feel about everything. And, what I now believe is the meaning of life. Well, at least in my own anyway.
Bugfucker: I can certainly see why. So, now, before we say good night *applause* is there anything else you'd like to say to anyone?
Bug: Oh, yes! I just want everyone to know that anyone can be an example of wisdom, intelligence, cahrisma and loyalty if they just truly want to be to anyone. And that is just what I have always hoped to be to everyone. And now, my wish is at least beginning to come to light. And I want to thank you, Cynthia, and everyone who has thus far supported us for making it happen.
Bugfucker: ?? So now, good night everyone and be sure to tune in next time for our next special guest on "Fantasy Tonight".
*applause, FIN*
This was very hard to sit through. I am going to do it in sections and edit this post so nothing is lost.
EDIT: The more I watch this the more it seems like this is some kind of fantasy counseling session between Bug and Bugfucker.
Bugfucker: Hello to all out there and welcome to the first episode of "Fantasy Tonight". I am your hostess Cynthia Hanson. All this week we will be meeting with famous characters from the Land of Oz series starting tonight with our first guest, he is actually one of the lesser known characters in the series, yet he is still the top #1 character of all time in my own heart, please welcome Mr. HM Wogglebug TE.
*claps, wogglebug bows*
Bugfucker: Welcome, Mr. Wogglebug and thank you so much for being my first guess. You know, of course, you are my most favorite character of all time from anywhere.
Bug: Yes, as an intelligent insect with a discerning quantity of common sense, I've always known throughout the adventures you and I have had together in the stories you've written.
Bugfucker: Oh, yes, and those are my most cherished times of my life as a writer. And I've always wished that more people in this world could enjoy you as much as I do, which is why I write about you so much, and why I'm dedicating as much of my career and life to making my wish come true as I possibly can.
Bug: And that is my wish also you know.
Bugfucker: Yes, I do. Otherwise it wouldn't be my wish. I care about what you care about just as much you know.
Bug: Yes, I do! I only wish Baum had cared also though.
Bugfucker: I do too. I've never understood why he or any writer for that mattter would create a character as loveable as you are and then just destroy that lovability by replacing it with the polar opposite. It's worse than killing the character!!! And there is no logic to it at all either
Bug: Quite right, though I've always believed it had been the failure that the musical about me had been that provoked him to do it.
Bugfucker: So have I but that is no good reason just because he wasn't good at adapting his own story.
Bug: True, he wasn't. And instead of taking responsibility for it and then trying something new with it, he blamed me for all of it!
And then, what he essentially did to me was he took away all my good qualities as well as magnifying my lesser ones out of proportion so that no one could like me in Oz or elsewhere. And then most proceeding Oz historians saw fit to make me even worse due to the harsh description of me in Baum's final book. After all these decades, it still hurts to even think about it! ;_;Bugfucker: I can understand and if it's any consolation you haven't been the only mistreated character and I am sure all of them feel the same way, still 100 years is an awful long time to wait for your biggest fan to be born and then discover you as I did when I was 12.
Bug: So I remember. And can you please tell how that came about?
Bugfucker: Certainly, and it may seem weird now that I first discovered you in the 4th Oz book and I initially didn't like you. And then I rediscovered you in the 2nd Oz book in which you first appeared and I found my surprise and confusion that I liked you as you truly didn't seem like anyone that shouldn't be liked at all. And then after the Tin Woodman (?) threatened you with his ax I was very upset because I knew that was wrong with him.
Bug: Yes it was indeed. And so was it also wrong of him and the scarecrow to embarrass me in front of Glinda and hurt my feelings, which they most certainly did.
Bugfucker: And then they did not even apologize when it turned out they were wrong about what it was about. Neither of them had any hearts or brains at all.
Bug Well, I wouldn't call them that. Though I will admit they could have been better friends to me. I mean, it's not my fault if I'm the smartest one in all of the land of Oz and proud of it as I have every right to be! I do sometimes tend to put on airs but I can't help it because my knowledge, like my whole personage, is just so unique. *cackles*
Bugfucker: Exactly so! And I can identify perfectly with these very things. I've been misunderstood, had my feelings hurt and been embarrassed in front of everyone also. That was the main reason why I was able to have so much empathy for you and decided you needed me to love you and I needed you so to speak to give me something to devote my life to that was worthwhile.
Bug: I quite agree! And you are a most compassionate, sweet, dear girl who this world is in need of having more of! And, I feel more happier (sic) than I have ever felt knowing that I have made a difference in a young person's life. Just as I always knew I could.
Bugfucker: Why thank you and really this world needs more who are like you also and that is more kind and loving teachers who are dedicated to their work and devoted to their students which is exactly how you were in your beginning in the 2nd Oz book and in the little visitors from Oz stories that came after it.
Bug: Oh, yes! Those were the days when my companions and I traveled all across America and we learned so much about it and at the end of the day we reported our adventures back to Mr. Baum and he wrote them down and they were then published in the next Sunday's paper.
Bugfucker: And as I recall for a while during this time there was a contest in which you would give a bit of information and then anyone who could give the correct answer to it would win some prize money.
Bug: Yes! There was that also. And I truly did enjoy it myself in being able to share my wonderful knowledge with the rest of the world in such a way.
Bugfucker: And you also had a children's game of conundrums based on you in addition and you had buttons with the phrase "What did the Wogglebug say?" on them and once you even got to do an advertisement for Hemm's Beer.
Bug: Yes, I did. And then all of that came to an end almost as suddenly as it had begun. And to this day I miss it all terribly as one would a close friend or a relative.
Bugfucker: I'm sure you do and that is why I have every intention of making it all come back and bigger and better than it was then with the movie you star in of which I'm writing the screenplay of at the moment.
Bug: Yes, I know all about it. After all, I am the star of it, am I not? *cackles* And indeed being the star of a movie is just what I was always destined for right from the very beginning of my creation and had I been created in this day and age, I would have been created just to be such. And, furthermore, if I had been created by someone who possesses any ounce of the sheer integrity and skill you possess, that you have shown in writing this screenplay, which Baum had sorely lacked in, both making me the hero in the 2nd Oz book and the musical he adapted from it, then my fame and success and recognition would still be with me today.
(Note: Holy shit, she thinks she's a better author than Baum
)Bugfucker: Yes, and then I could have been introduced to you when I was a child as being the starring character of a hit animated Saturday morning TV series, and I also could have found in you the very kind of role model I always needed as a child and was so sorely lacking also because I had borderline autism and so I've always felt like I'm in a world of the strangest strangers who can't understand me anymore than I can understand them.
Bug: Oh, that is just how it always was with me too. From the moment I entered into the human world, I wanted so much to be accepted in it, that I tried maybe too hard to impress to be so.
Bugfucker: Haven't we all been in a place similar to that in some time or another? And I hope you don't mind if you could share with us for those who don't know the story of how you became so big and so smart.
Bug: Why of course I will! Now, as it began, I was born as an ordinary, little, tiny, Wogglebug and I lived an ordinary insect's life until one fateful day when I happened to come across a country schoolhouse. I crawled in through the cracks and I heard the professor there giving lectures and discourses to his students and I was so interested, so captivated by the things I heard from him, I stayed there in the schoolroom for fully three years. Then, came another fateful day, when I was found and caught by the professor, and he wanted to show me to the students, so as to teach them about me. And so, he projected me onto his screen in a "highly magnified" state, just as you now behold me. And when the students looked at me so full of wonder and admiration, I being "thoroughly educated" by this time and knowing all about the manners I am required to have for this, I stood upright and made a very polite bow to them. And it was just then that a little girl who was perched upon the windowsill became startled and she fell out of the window. Thus, while everyone ran outside to see if she was all right, I took the chance that fate had given to me, and I stepped off of the screen and out of the schoolhouse and into the wide world. And that is a decision I am proud to have made to this very day and have never regreted it and never will whatever may come.
Bugfucker: That is such a marvelous story as well as an inspiring one for us all and I don't see how anyone could not admire you for it. I mean, after all it really does take a lot of optimism as well as a lot of courage to make a decision like the one you made on that day. To go ut into the world even though it was such a strange and new place for you.
Bug: Well, I was now equipped with so much knowledge that I wanted ever so much to share it with all the friends I knew I could make with all my new way of being a Thoroughly Educated gentleman.
Bugfucker: Which you are. I don't see how anyone could think otherwise, which is why I decided early on that I was going to just tell the world that you are a wonderful and lovable creature, and if they didn'tlike it, that was their own problem, and not yours or my own, so in the beginning I wrote a few reviews of the Oz books expressing these things I felt, and I had initially been expecting very much recognition for them, until one day when, about 10 years ago, I received an email from Justin Richards and I remembered it word for word to this day. He said, "I have read all of the famous 40 Oz books and have always thought of Mr. Wogglebug as being a snob from the scene in the fourth Oz book, but reading your reviews made me think, and I then pictured a lovable bug and I wanted to give him a hug. I mean, he may brag about how smart he is once in a blue moon, I would if I was the smartest one in Oz, so I just wanted to say, thank you for allowing me to see the Wogglebug in a better light than the way he was portrayed in the famous 40 books of Oz. I love him now, and he's my favorite character."
Bug: Oh yes! And I never will get tired of hearing the letter from Justin Richards read to me. And it does bring tears to my eyes this very day
because it gives me so much hope, hope that there are still people with kind hearts and logical minds who are willing to see me and also accept me as I really am.Bugfucker: And it is the very same way wiht me. I suppose if I could change one person's heart at least, then I could certainly also have you reintroduced into the world for a whole new century of children to discover and to love as I do and always will.
Bug: Yes, you can. And the love of the children of the world is just what all of us characters made for them need to have. Just like good air to breathe, which is, I recall, one of the things you mentioned in the review you wrote, which changed the heart of Justin Richards.
Bugfucker: Yes it was and he now feels the same way about you as I do.
I always want to hug you whenever I see you and so many people do not understand what so many children are missing by not feeling the same way. Why, you deserve to have the same kind of success, fame, and recognition that Mickey Mouse or Super Mario or ET have to this very day.Bug: Oh, thank you!
That is the kindest thing anyone has ever said about me.Bugfucker: Totally the truth you know, and now let's take a look at the all new music video of Remember Me This Way which is the #1 Top 10 song which makes me think of you and of how I fell about you.
[18:49 - 23:02] I really recommend watching this. It has none of Cynthia's horrible singing and is so creepy I can't even put it into words
]Bugfucker: That was such an awesomely sweet music video, wasn't it?
Bug: Oh my, yes! It was indeed! The song itself always gives me a warm and fussy sort of feeling inside and the beautiful scenes included to it just made it seem all the more so. And, like you said also, it makes me think of how our relationship is and, I'm afraid you must excuse me for being emotional at the moment, it just reminds me of the way I feel about it.
Bugfucker: The ending verse reflects on the hopes I have for the future of our relationship and our success in reaching out to the rest of the world with it, and it also reflects on the relationship you have with Sylvie, the 6 year old autistic girl in the movie about the two of you, and Sylvie is of course basically a reflection of hwo I had been at that age just put in very different situations.
Bug: Yes, I know! And I am ever so eager for when this masterpiece of yours will be released to the rest of the world. And then, I may make the mark on it that I had always been destined for.
Bugfucker: Will, just as sure as I will be making my own with it, and I am also very eager to show my great work to the rest of the world and so I have arranged a short trailer of the movie to be shown right here. So now let us all take a look at it.
[24:59 - 28:52 movie trailer]
Bugfucker: What do you think of it?
Bug: Oh, I feel almost speechless now!
With wonder and amazement and pride and, even, a touch of humility. I hardly had any idea before of just a glimpse of a feature children's film could look so brilliant and that I could shine so brightly in it also! And it is so, so, heart breakingly delightful, to put it simply and honestly to you.[looks like bugfucker fucked up her editing, it comes in midsentence]
Bugfucker: ...had thought and also hoped for, after all what you just viewed is a little bit of what my destiny is all about and our destinies I've come to decide are just whatever we want them to be. And what we make them into. And yours and mine just happened to be intertwined.
Bug: And it also reminds me of a saying by someone whose name I cannot remember at the moment. If you enter the world and leave it knowing you've been loved, you can deal with everything in between. And, right now, that is just the way I feel about everything. And, what I now believe is the meaning of life. Well, at least in my own anyway.
Bugfucker: I can certainly see why. So, now, before we say good night *applause* is there anything else you'd like to say to anyone?
Bug: Oh, yes! I just want everyone to know that anyone can be an example of wisdom, intelligence, cahrisma and loyalty if they just truly want to be to anyone. And that is just what I have always hoped to be to everyone. And now, my wish is at least beginning to come to light. And I want to thank you, Cynthia, and everyone who has thus far supported us for making it happen.
Bugfucker: ?? So now, good night everyone and be sure to tune in next time for our next special guest on "Fantasy Tonight".
*applause, FIN*
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