🎨 Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm so confused right now.

 

[skiddlez]

MOAR CAR TIDDIES

Not once in my life did I ever think I'd see or hear the phrase "car tits." OP you are an original if nothing else.

I mean, I like my car and all, I'd even say it looks pretty nice, but...

 

[Broken Pussy]

It's more fun than just screaming "lol fgt kill yourself JULAAAY" for the nth time.
Come on, live a little man. If the guy wants to show you his car porn why not let him.

If we’re here to laugh and the person is bringing us more to laugh at, and keeping it contained to his own thread, I agree, no harm in that.

 

[Computery Guy]

It's more fun than just screaming "lol fgt kill yourself JULAAAY" for the nth time.
Come on, live a little man. If the guy wants to show you his car porn why not let him.

I dunno, I've just seen enough weird smut on the internet that cars with tits is just... sorta old hat?

I can't really get invested. So I'm probably a bit biased vis-a-vis the quality of this thread.

 

[polonium]

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, some people have absolutely no shame at all.

Also

 

[ES 148]

Just remember, if your endorsement of this goes beyond 'hey this is funny' to 'gosh I legitimately want to commission car porn off this guy', don't tell anyone

 

[Bork Laser]

Did you jerk off to that Brave Little Toaster Movie?

are you not supposed too?

 

[heathercho]

Eh, my ancestors created a society that gave the world tentacle hentai and tentacle shunga, so who am I to judge.
This isn't that bad, even if it does look like Brave Little Toaster. Your lines are pretty good.

 

[Robotron]

If we’re here to laugh and the person is bringing us more to laugh at, and keeping it contained to his own thread, I agree, no harm in that.

True, plus he is keeping it respectable compared to most other verified users................... as respectable as someone who draws car tits can be.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Merged the two threads and reopened them

 

[The Fool]

Spoiler

Is that a p*nis? GOD our Lord doesn't want me looking at penises or else he'll send me to h*ck, sorry but I can't accept this.

 

[Computery Guy]

Merged the two threads and reopened them

Hit the end of your rope? Or just tidying up a bit?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Hit the end of your rope? Or just tidying up a bit?

To give people a bit more history on this person and there no point in having two threads, one specifically to showcase his fetish.

 

[Arkangel]

What if cars didn't exist? What would Half-Dude do with himself then?

 

[The Fool]

What if cars didn't exist? What would Half-Dude do with himself then?

well, before cars, people used horses...

oh no

 

[Broken Pussy]

True, plus he is keeping it respectable compared to most other verified users................... as respectable as someone who draws car tits can be.

Exactly! He’s not up in here calling us all Misty or accusing us all of being part of an anti-intellectual conspiracy to make fun of blind people who aren’t even talented. He’s sharing his art with us. He is trying to make us happy. We need to accept his gift into our tiny hearts and allow them to grow three sizes, like a car penis when it senses a car vagina.

 

[Audit]

What if cars didn't exist? What would Half-Dude do with himself then?

I hear that horse drawn carriages have been known to be quite promiscuous.

 

[skiddlez]

We need to accept his gift into our tiny hearts and allow them to grow three sizes, like a car penis when it senses a car vagina.

car penis

car vagina

Just as I was having trouble wrapping my head around cars tits I'm now being thrown this shit. I think I should get off KF for a bit.

 

[Robotron]

Just as I was having trouble wrapping my head around cars tits I'm now being thrown this shit. I think I should get off KF for a bit.

Might as well burn your computer now, the car rabbit hole only gets deeper from here on out.

 

[Half-dude]

Okay.. I thought my thread got closed... glad that wasn't the case. >> Though I personally would have preferred to keep them seperate.