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Has Goldie Sue made you nauseous today? No? Allow me to change that...

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Isn't it strange that - although Amanderp has no visible elbows, knees, neck, nose or ears - her feet and ankles are comparatively very detailed...

The Golden Pornographer said:
Notice the detail level of her feet. THAT was a bane and a bear to work on, but I feel proud about it.
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If any of you have a foot fetish, go ahead and "yank off."
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Butta Face Lopez said:
I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what words mean.

Like, most words.
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Maybe we're lucky and GK is just a machine that passed the Turing Test, and all of his insane ramblings and idiotic/sadistic fetish shit is just a confused machine trying to process pentabytes of terrible internet posts into something recognizable as a single identity?

I know that's not the case, but it would make me feel somewhat better about the world. The idea of him being allowed near children frankly makes me weep.

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Absinthe said:
Has Goldie Sue made you nauseous today? No? Allow me to change that...

amanda_by_the_golden_knight-d3bveu1.jpg

Isn't it strange that - although Amanderp has no visible elbows, knees, neck, nose or ears - her feet and ankles are comparatively very detailed...

:cryblood:
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First off, Jesus h Christ at the whole thing, especially dem eyes. How do you draw someone completely cross-eyed and think to yourself "Yeah, this is a good drawing, I should post this". Second, the last bit. Why, just... whyyyyy.

Especially because even if you did have that fetish, I'm sure the whole thing would still kill any boner you had.

Fetish porn is like a car engine, I may not know what a properly replaced carburetor should look like, but I know someone repeatedly hitting it with a sledgehammer while proclaiming he's the greatest mechanic in the world is a talentless idiot.
 
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That's the cutest girl I'll ever see? Might as well 'yank off' my eyes from my head and tell Topperhay to bugger off!
 
Absinthe said:
Has Goldie Sue made you nauseous today? No? Allow me to change that...

amanda_by_the_golden_knight-d3bveu1.jpg

Isn't it strange that - although Amanderp has no visible elbows, knees, neck, nose or ears - her feet and ankles are comparatively very detailed...

:cryblood:
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That definitely looks like a fucking five year old with tits, as well as muscular dystrophy.
 
I just saw his full description of Amanderp. I've copied this verbatim, the strikeout is Goldie Sue's.

Goldie Sue said:
She is owned by ME! She's MY Intellectual Property Child!
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To summarise, Goldie Sue invites you to "yank off" to a character he later describes as his "child".

He really cannot seem to sit behind a keyboard for any length of time without making himself sound like a sexual predator, can he?
 
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Absinthe said:
Has Goldie Sue made you nauseous today? No? Allow me to change that...

amanda_by_the_golden_knight-d3bveu1.jpg

Isn't it strange that - although Amanderp has no visible elbows, knees, neck, nose or ears - her feet and ankles are comparatively very detailed...

:cryblood:
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Putting aside that this is a child, who the fuck would want to "yank off" to those tumor growths?
 
Absinthe said:
Has Goldie Sue made you nauseous today? No? Allow me to change that...

amanda_by_the_golden_knight-d3bveu1.jpg

Isn't it strange that - although Amanderp has no visible elbows, knees, neck, nose or ears - her feet and ankles are comparatively very detailed...

:cryblood:
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This is all i could think of sorry for the bad quality.

Amanderp has serious Cankles

 
soIregistered said:
Chris is a veritable John Waterhouse next to Goldie. This art is just deplorable.
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^Amen. It particularly shows in Golday's hand-drawn work. Even Chris' writing is calligraphy next to GK's scrawl.

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When we have the likes of _blank_ and Trickie posting incredible comics here for free, while juggling day jobs and general life stuff, it reinforces just how impossible it's gonna be for Goldie Sue to ever so much as break even as a comic book artist.
 
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Claims to follow the Light Side of the Force, yet

1. Craves power adventure and glory
2. Seeks the quick and easy path towards everything
3. Likes the idea of inflicting pain for his pleasure
4. Piddles the younglings.
5. No honor or respect towards anyone

I got his Golden Armor right here
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No disrespect to Lord Vader intended
 
Absinthe said:
I just saw his full description of Amanderp. I've copied this verbatim, the strikeout is Goldie Sue's.



To summarise, Goldie Sue invites you to "yank off" to a character he later describes as his "child".

He really cannot seem to sit behind a keyboard for any length of time without making himself sound like a sexual predator, can he?
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It's like GK has become the physical inverse version of Chris.

sikotik said:
Claims to follow the Light Side of the Force, yet

1. Craves power adventure and glory
2. Seeks the quick and easy path towards everything
3. Likes the idea of inflicting pain for his pleasure
4. Piddles the younglings.
5. No honor or respect towards anyone

I got his Golden Armor right here
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No disrespect to Lord Vader intended
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Darkness in his heart, this one has.
 
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doodled something in a couple of minutes, tablet is hating on me. but in other news!!


If GK were to somehow ~acquire~ a sweetheart IRL and heaven bless 'em, they got married - who would do the housework?

Surely GK wouldn't want a "bad ass" woman doing housework. That would be beneath her! Or something. Insert GK logic.

I just kind of really hate the way he treats his mom.
 
Dr. Akula said:
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doodled something in a couple of minutes, tablet is hating on me. but in other news!!


If GK were to somehow ~acquire~ a sweetheart IRL and heaven bless 'em, they got married - who would do the housework?

Surely GK wouldn't want a "bad ass" woman doing housework. That would be beneath her! Or something. Insert GK logic.

I just kind of really hate the way he treats his mom.
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GK and his bride would be out fighting crime. Badass wife wouldn't do the house work and GK certainly wouldn't because stress. I guess they would hire a maid or GK's mom would go to their house and clean it for them and then leave.
 
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