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Goldie Sue seems to have a real chip on his shoulder about athletes in general, and gridiron players in particular. Wonder if he was bullied at school?
 
sikotik said:
Running Ragged
This might get far meatier, but this is all I can afford with the energy I have to spare right now.

Work has been hard on me, with all the trouble of complications and the inhumanely overwhelming schedule that is expected of me. I am getting people constantly calling me, arranging my schedule, rearranging my schedule, inaccurate information keeping me from working, physical problems with the hardware I work on, and I'm surprised I'm not supposed to work overtime!

But, there is a silver lining. schiessen.deviantart.com/ This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour of despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie, here to deliver solstice onto me and relieve me of the burdens of mental weight. It seems too good to be true. But, what if it actually istrue?! Then there's a chance I would have to bestow upon her my highest honor: 100% compatibility!
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I still need to see her live, preferably in-person. If things with her keep going as well as they have the past 2 days, I think I have a winner for my lover pedestal. Now, let's see how she handles the "haters". Round 1, we both laughed at those twisted mockeries of living flesh. As they keep persisting, I hope she keeps blocking, because nobody needs "haters". Am I right?

Either way, may she bring Mandalore's Darasuum Kote upon our lives, because based on what I was saying about finding a "perfect match", I have found the mythical person I have been searching for, THE Iron Maiden!
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MANDALORE'S DARASUUM KOTE
Well, I disliked him before, but now that I know he's a filthy Fandalorian, I have to hate him.

DUH! Ni kyr'amur par Blossom! (Mando'a to English: I'd kill for Blossom!)
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I can't say enough, but you get the point: OF COURSE She's "teh coolest." (Be careful with spelling, "teh" is also a Mando'a word which can be used as "from" and if you meant "the," it's spelled "te.")
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Oh, and he speaks Mandalorian too. Fuckin' wonderful.
 
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Absinthe said:
Goldie Sue seems to have a real chip on his shoulder about athletes in general, and gridiron players in particular. Wonder if he was bullied at school?
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If he was he's in at least as much denial about it as Chris is. I seriously doubt he was nearly as popular as he claims to be judging by the way he acts and how weird he is.
 
Absinthe said:
Goldie Sue seems to have a real chip on his shoulder about athletes in general, and gridiron players in particular. Wonder if he was bullied at school?
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He's probably jealous that he's not as in shape as them.
 
Absinthe said:
Goldie Sue seems to have a real chip on his shoulder about athletes in general, and gridiron players in particular. Wonder if he was bullied at school?
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Well he said that he had the mullet back then so he must have been teased at the very least. Perhaps him being in track makes him think less of the other sports or maybe the foot ball players had some kind of rivalry with track. I could imagine GK being shoved into lockers he seems like he could fit.
 
If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?



TheGoldenKnight

I'd travel the world - Actually, in detail, I would explore the American countryside, take a trip through Europe, visit Ireland and Scotland, go hunting to the point where lions could sense and fear my presence (exaggeration), and if I were blessed with a girlfriend, I'd treat her to some beach time, just me and her to do ALL the luxuriously entrancing activities most loving couples would do.

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He really likes being nasty to animals doesn't he? Also, keep him the hell away from my home country.
 
granitoons said:
If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?



TheGoldenKnight

I'd travel the world - Actually, in detail, I would explore the American countryside, take a trip through Europe, visit Ireland and Scotland, go hunting to the point where lions could sense and fear my presence (exaggeration), and if I were blessed with a girlfriend, I'd treat her to some beach time, just me and her to do ALL the luxuriously entrancing activities most loving couples would do.

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He really likes being nasty to animals doesn't he? Also, keep him the hell away from my home country.
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Wonder how he thinks he'd do in a boxing ring with a kangaroo?
 
Saney said:
Well, I disliked him before, but now that I know he's a filthy Fandalorian, I have to hate him.
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I can't blame you. They're a special kind of insane. Actually, except for his very open views and discussions related to sex (their social views tend to be extremely conservative), he'd fit in with the greater Mandalorian/Boba Fett community just perfectly.
 
granitoons said:
If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?



TheGoldenKnight

I'd travel the world - Actually, in detail, I would explore the American countryside, take a trip through Europe, visit Ireland and Scotland, go hunting to the point where lions could sense and fear my presence (exaggeration), and if I were blessed with a girlfriend, I'd treat her to some beach time, just me and her to do ALL the luxuriously entrancing activities most loving couples would do.

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He really likes being nasty to animals doesn't he? Also, keep him the hell away from my home country.
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He'd be eviscerated by a pack of disgruntled badgers.

WTF does he think he'll hunt in Ireland or Scotland? And he does realise that Brits and Irish tend to care more about animals than they do about other people. Really isn't the place to go if you don't like fluffy things.
 
MysticMisty said:
I can't blame you. They're a special kind of insane. Actually, except for his very open views and discussions related to sex (their social views tend to be extremely conservative), he'd fit in with the greater Mandalorian/Boba Fett community just perfectly.
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Well Boba Fett was my favorite character in the movies but I never dived into the expanded universe so I don't know much about him. I just liked that he was mostly silent didn't impact the movie so much and had some cool character traits slash designs.
But mixing Mandalorians with power puff girls to make a comic is a pretty terrible idea I will say that much.
 
teheviltwin said:
He'd be eviscerated by a pack of disgruntled badgers.

WTF does he think he'll hunt in Ireland or Scotland? And he does realise that Brits and Irish tend to care more about animals than they do about other people. Really isn't the place to go if you don't like fluffy things.
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Maybe he thinks fox hunting/badger baiting/bullying small fluffy things is still legal and not frowned upon over here.
 
teheviltwin said:
He'd be eviscerated by a pack of disgruntled badgers.

WTF does he think he'll hunt in Ireland or Scotland? And he does realise that Brits and Irish tend to care more about animals than they do about other people. Really isn't the place to go if you don't like fluffy things.
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He probably thinks we're all blunderbuss-toting country gents in tweed who hunt the elusive haggis.
 
TopperHay said:
Maybe he thinks fox hunting/badger baiting/bullying small fluffy things is still legal and not frowned upon over here.
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Then he needs to do his research... Badgers being the ultimate in protected fluffies. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1992/51/contents

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He probably thinks we're all blunderbuss-toting country gents in tweed who hunt the elusive haggis.
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Obviously unaware that the country is actually run by extreme corgi lovers.

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granitoons said:
If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?



TheGoldenKnight

I'd travel the world - Actually, in detail, I would explore the American countryside, take a trip through Europe, visit Ireland and Scotland, go hunting to the point where lions could sense and fear my presence (exaggeration), and if I were blessed with a girlfriend, I'd treat her to some beach time, just me and her to do ALL the luxuriously entrancing activities most loving couples would do.

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He really likes being nasty to animals doesn't he? Also, keep him the hell away from my home country.
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Yeah as far as I'm concerned, he's banned from Manchester. If I hear he's on his way, I will travel to the airport to whoop his scrawny arse.
 
CWCissey said:
Yeah as far as I'm concerned, he's banned from Manchester. If I hear he's on his way, I will travel to the airport to whoop his scrawny arse.
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A welcome party to introduce him to the local customs of binge drinking and casual violence.

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It doesn't surprise me he's the type of person who wants to hunt random wild animals like lions for sport.
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Not just hunt them though. Hunt them to the point that the species becomes aware of him specifically and cowers in fear.


The Tarnished Peasant has mane envy methinks.
 
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