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Gorogoroth said:
I wonder if he has any real concept of the damage he could cause, or if he thinks pistol whippings and jelly fish stings are just something you can walk off.
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He said he would do it because she apparently has a gun fetish (which apparently is an actual thing) which is kinda dumb. Like, if someone has a fetish for for asian girls you don't get an asian girl to come in and beat them over the head with a baseball bat.
 
Dork Of Ages said:
Dork Of Ages: So, will you join Gmod any time soon?
The Golden Knight: Just as soon as I tie up any business loose ends.
The Golden Knight: Unless of course, Lisa pops up on Deviantart. That's something I will mention in a journal soon. ;)
Dork Of Ages: Lisa, huh?
The Golden Knight: Ya. From her profile, she seems like a perfect fit, at least just off first impression.
The Golden Knight: I've been asking questions to screen her exhaustively. So far so good.
The Golden Knight: The only limiting factor is the lack of a webcam - and she's in California! That means I won't be able to see anyone live anytime soon.
The Golden Knight: But to me, that's OK. With Heather, we first met online October 2011; first met in-person May 2012.
The Golden Knight: So yeah, I can deal with half a year, especially if we start acting like lovers by that time.
The Golden Knight: Mom does not like long-distance for the obvious deprivation of snuggles every weekend, but I can deal with it so long as I can look forward to moving and fixing that problem forever.
The Golden Knight: P.S. The "haters" already tried attacking Lisa. They failed. We both laughed at their pitiful efforts.
Dork Of Ages: Ah. Well, hopefully things will go alright with you two.
The Golden Knight: Ideally, yeah I hope so. We'll see; it's too soon to tell. We started talking only a day or 2 ago.
Dork Of Ages: Yeah, take things slow and so.
The Golden Knight: Yeah, especially with my previous experiences. I need to be extra cautious with screening for a lover, lest there be "trouble in paradise" without me knowing about it, and being strung along for a year or 2.
Dork Of Ages: And you should probably make sure what kind of things she would like, to like...
Dork Of Ages: Well I will be blunt, if you dont mind
Dork Of Ages: Be careful with whatever fetishes you have that she doesnt know about it.
Dork Of Ages: yeah
Dork Of Ages: Sorry if I was too blunt about that.
The Golden Knight: I like bluntness. And I'd be happy to talk about fetishes if she's also open to it. :3
The Golden Knight: Not everybody likes the fact I am so public about it, though, and that's OK.
Dork Of Ages: Mmm yeah, hopefully.
The Golden Knight: I have reflected on it, and to tell you the truth, I don't care if they don't like it. I like being this open, and I like me just the way I am!
Dork Of Ages: Yeah, nothing wrong about being public about certain things now and then.
Dork Of Ages: Anyway, see you soon on Gmod!
Dork Of Ages: Unless Lisa shows up, that is ;3
The Golden Knight: We'll see.

I just wanted to ask him if he wants to play Gmod and he reveals he has another possible bearded man heartsweet.
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Stopped reading after "acting like lovers", that all the info I needed
 
.........I wake up and finish my work to find this? What the ever loving fuck. You know what....I'm just going to go get ready for the day. I can't take the fact he is falling for that ween. Whatever....lmao

Also, heather, I can't begin to say how happy I am you joined us! :)
 
I'd say this level of stupidity and naivete was literally unbelievable if I wasn't watching it unfold before my eyes.

Again, I mean.
 
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Dean Ween said:
I never got the impression that GK was :stupid:, just a bit naive, but now I am certain he is either :ween: us or is a total :stupid:.
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He's definitely not :ween:, when it comes to his comics he has the upmost professionalism(besides the artistic skill), although when you look at the milestone page on his website it makes you wonder.
 
Jascoz said:
He's definitely not :ween:, when it comes to his comics he has the upmost professionalism(besides the artistic skill), although when you look at the milestone page on his website it makes you wonder.
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I mean with his new Heartsweet. I just can't believe he is that stupid, its like CWC-Level stupid.
 
Dean Ween said:
I mean with his new Heartsweet. I just can't believe he is that stupid, its like CWC-Level stupid.
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Awwww i got you, yeah it is CWC-Level stupid. It's hard to explain it but from what I've researched and other feeds, he's not intellectually stupid but incredibly naive when it comes too social clues and whats happening around him. He loves the attention especially from the ladies, as soon as you match his criteria "BAM", your on his radar.

In regards to this relationships typical CWC love quest/desperation of being alone, I'm just waiting for the anime cushion of the golden knight to pop up.
 
Emperor's Champion said:
I'm more and more happy to know you got out when you did. Knowing this was it ultimate plan is increasingly worrying.

Also, I surprised he hasn't caught on her avatar is from Ouran Host Club. Meaning she might, in fact, like anime
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Oh that doesn't matter now. It's just something to work on when he's molding her into his perfect badass gurlfran.
 
Running Ragged
This might get far meatier, but this is all I can afford with the energy I have to spare right now.

Work has been hard on me, with all the trouble of complications and the inhumanely overwhelming schedule that is expected of me. I am getting people constantly calling me, arranging my schedule, rearranging my schedule, inaccurate information keeping me from working, physical problems with the hardware I work on, and I'm surprised I'm not supposed to work overtime!

But, there is a silver lining. schiessen.deviantart.com/ This person, her name is Lisa. In my hour of despair, she descended from the heavens like a sadomasochistic Valkyrie, here to deliver solstice onto me and relieve me of the burdens of mental weight. It seems too good to be true. But, what if it actually istrue?! Then there's a chance I would have to bestow upon her my highest honor: 100% compatibility!
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I still need to see her live, preferably in-person. If things with her keep going as well as they have the past 2 days, I think I have a winner for my lover pedestal. Now, let's see how she handles the "haters". Round 1, we both laughed at those twisted mockeries of living flesh. As they keep persisting, I hope she keeps blocking, because nobody needs "haters". Am I right?

Either way, may she bring Mandalore's Darasuum Kote upon our lives, because based on what I was saying about finding a "perfect match", I have found the mythical person I have been searching for, THE Iron Maiden!
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