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Absinthe said:
Want a break from 50 Shades of GK? Here's something that's depressing in a different way.

From Golday's website, the "About the Staff!" section has the usual onanistic autobiography, and then a section titled Mom.

Her most direct contribution towards the business is preparing for every pitfall conceivable as well as maintaining perfect grammar, essentially excelling at making everything idiot-proof! On top of this, she manages the little details like bookkeeping so The Golden Knight can focus on the big issues such as writing and drawing and putting on a good show. This is all on top of "simply being Mom," which translates to single-handedly clearing away all the household chores, leaving The Golden Knight absolutely free to pursue his dreams of stardom at full throttle, complete with afterburner!

She never asked for money or credit. She helps out just 'cause she's Mom! However, the time and effort she spent working so closely with him definitely deserves top honors, particularly because he had absolutely nobody else he could count on but himself. Ultimately, she has been rewarded with being known as The Golden Knight's personal assistant and second-in-command

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There are no friends of the Golden Knight, only useful assets.
 
Absinthe said:
Want a break from 50 Shades of GK? Here's something that's depressing in a different way.

From Golday's website, the "About the Staff!" section has the usual onanistic autobiography, and then a section titled Mom.

Her most direct contribution towards the business is preparing for every pitfall conceivable as well as maintaining perfect grammar, essentially excelling at making everything idiot-proof! On top of this, she manages the little details like bookkeeping so The Golden Knight can focus on the big issues such as writing and drawing and putting on a good show. This is all on top of "simply being Mom," which translates to single-handedly clearing away all the household chores, leaving The Golden Knight absolutely free to pursue his dreams of stardom at full throttle, complete with afterburner!

She never asked for money or credit. She helps out just 'cause she's Mom! However, the time and effort she spent working so closely with him definitely deserves top honors, particularly because he had absolutely nobody else he could count on but himself. Ultimately, she has been rewarded with being known as The Golden Knight's personal assistant and second-in-command

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Looks like Heather wasn't wrong about GK being waited on hand and foot by his mother. Maybe he put this section in after they had an argument and he felt this was the only way to apologise to her. It's still a bit of a rubbish apology if he's implying that he's doing all the 'real work'
playing vidya, drawing and sleeping
and she's just the one who tidies his bedroom, looks after his money, feeds him, clothes him etc.
 
There's also a section on his website for fan art from his millions and millions of fans.

Fan Art TO The Golden Knight
This section is to shine the spotline on *YOU!* Yes, YOU, the one who is reading now...This is for YOU, your support, and your genuine pleasure from my work. Enjoy as I shower you with the same praise you show me! All work shown on this page was NOT made by me and will all be credited as appropriate unless no credit is existent or anonymity is requested.



At this time, there is nothing I am aware of to feature. I am sorry for the emptiness of this page.

I won't lie, reading that last line cheered me right up. :heart-full::):heart-full:
 
Wilhelm said:
too late, i already do, and i'm wondering how the ACTUAL fuck you managed to put up with that asshole
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The illogical part of me was simply happy to have a boyfriend. You have no idea how great it felt to finally get away from him!
 
GamerGirl140 said:
The illogical part of me was simply happy to have a boyfriend. You have no idea how great it felt to finally get away from him!
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The important thing GamerGirl140 is you did get away from the putz, and your strength is what won that's all that matters. Also everyone has dated someone that when they look back it seems very illogical in the first place.
 
GamerGirl140 said:
The illogical part of me was simply happy to have a boyfriend. You have no idea how great it felt to finally get away from him!
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Everyone felt that at one point, having a relation for the sake of having a relationship. The fact you could see past that and see that he wasn't a good person speaks volumes about you. I stayed with my first boyfriend for too long and I wish I could have done what you did.
 
Part of me has to wonder if he seriously enjoys a sado/masochist relationship, or whether he just has no concept of pain and is saying "I'm a sadist!" to come off as edgy or different.

I think it's probably more likely to be a case of him having heard jellyfish stings hurt like hell, so listing it makes him come off as a top tier sadist-- consider how he doesn't like piercings and that he claims he doesn't approve of anything that modifies the body. Jellyfish stings can cause massive scarring.

He might genuinely want to hurt his enemies, but the amount of screaming some of his ideas would cause would just annoy the shit out of him and take away from his partner focusing on his greatness.
 
GamerGirl140 said:
The illogical part of me was simply happy to have a boyfriend. You have no idea how great it felt to finally get away from him!
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Good work, he seemed some what illogical when it comes to relationships. I can understand the whole "happy to have a boyfriend", problem with that outlook on life is you'll end up with people like GK. Find someone that deserves you and won't ask you to move in with him after talking on the internet for 5 minutes.
 
Dork Of Ages said:
Dork Of Ages: So, will you join Gmod any time soon?
The Golden Knight: Just as soon as I tie up any business loose ends.
The Golden Knight: Unless of course, Lisa pops up on Deviantart. That's something I will mention in a journal soon. ;)
Dork Of Ages: Lisa, huh?
The Golden Knight: Ya. From her profile, she seems like a perfect fit, at least just off first impression.
The Golden Knight: I've been asking questions to screen her exhaustively. So far so good.
The Golden Knight: The only limiting factor is the lack of a webcam - and she's in California! That means I won't be able to see anyone live anytime soon.
The Golden Knight: But to me, that's OK. With Heather, we first met online October 2011; first met in-person May 2012.
The Golden Knight: So yeah, I can deal with half a year, especially if we start acting like lovers by that time.
The Golden Knight: Mom does not like long-distance for the obvious deprivation of snuggles every weekend, but I can deal with it so long as I can look forward to moving and fixing that problem forever.
The Golden Knight: P.S. The "haters" already tried attacking Lisa. They failed. We both laughed at their pitiful efforts.
Dork Of Ages: Ah. Well, hopefully things will go alright with you two.
The Golden Knight: Ideally, yeah I hope so. We'll see; it's too soon to tell. We started talking only a day or 2 ago.
Dork Of Ages: Yeah, take things slow and so.
The Golden Knight: Yeah, especially with my previous experiences. I need to be extra cautious with screening for a lover, lest there be "trouble in paradise" without me knowing about it, and being strung along for a year or 2.
Dork Of Ages: And you should probably make sure what kind of things she would like, to like...
Dork Of Ages: Well I will be blunt, if you dont mind
Dork Of Ages: Be careful with whatever fetishes you have that she doesnt know about it.
Dork Of Ages: yeah
Dork Of Ages: Sorry if I was too blunt about that.
The Golden Knight: I like bluntness. And I'd be happy to talk about fetishes if she's also open to it. :3
The Golden Knight: Not everybody likes the fact I am so public about it, though, and that's OK.
Dork Of Ages: Mmm yeah, hopefully.
The Golden Knight: I have reflected on it, and to tell you the truth, I don't care if they don't like it. I like being this open, and I like me just the way I am!
Dork Of Ages: Yeah, nothing wrong about being public about certain things now and then.
Dork Of Ages: Anyway, see you soon on Gmod!
Dork Of Ages: Unless Lisa shows up, that is ;3
The Golden Knight: We'll see.

I just wanted to ask him if he wants to play Gmod and he reveals he has another possible bearded man heartsweet.
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lol His mum is concerned he won't be getting "snuggles" on the weekend with an e girlfriend. Imagine saying that to a woman lol. "Mum and I agree that we should be having sex. So, bring your A game because she'll be hearing all about it!"
 
Gorogoroth said:
lol His mum is concerned he won't be getting "snuggles" on the weekend with an e girlfriend. Imagine saying that to a woman lol. "Mum and I agree that we should be having sex. So, bring your A game because she'll be hearing all about it!"
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I read that and wondered if maybe he meant his mom was saying she would not be happy in a long distance relationship without weekend snuggles.
 
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Gotta love that demanding and condesending tone he takes with his brand new heartsweet. Though if 'she' is into jellyfish stings this is probably a walk in the park for 'her'.
 
TopperHay said:
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Gotta love that demanding and condesending tone he takes with his brand new heartsweet. Though if 'she' is into jellyfish stings this is probably a walk in the park for 'her'.
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Goldfingers really is quite unbelievable. To sum up his recent interaction with Ms German Warfare:

GK: Eh bb! Now that I've known you for more than 6 hours, it's about time I told you that I like to inflict pain upon my lovers.

MGW: Oh cool I'm totally fine with that and stuff. Bring it on, stranger that I barely know! It seems that I'm completely compatible with your ludicrously-specific list of romantic specifications. Tee-hee! *one of the many creepy dA smileys*

GK: But first I have all these extra requirements. Do you think I'd just settle for any girl who completely agrees to be my fetish punchbag after less than a day's contact? Be warned - if you're too into J-pop or Studio Ghibli then you don't qualify for me whipping you with burning jellyfish on a bed of nails...

MGW: Oh, don't worry. When I said I liked Japan I just meant I played SFII as Ryu once - lol. There's no need for you to drop me and find one of the many other girls who meet your criteria...
 
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TopperHay said:
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He wants to get in on the sadism/masochism thing straight away. And the navel fetish thing sounds vanilla at first, until you remember the events of the Christmas Party journal. :cryblood:

Also, I had a pet bird once and they can be intrusive as hell. Flapping and screeching and making a mess throwing birdseed all around the room. I miss my budgie. :heart-empty: I think the reason he prefers parakeets is because its possible to lock them in a cage without being told that you're being cruel to the animal. That's the reason my mother didn't like having a pet bird, she prefers them to be free.
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Pistol whipping?? Yeah bashing a girls skull in with a gun is soooo sexy.
 
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