Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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ITS A JOKE GUISE. NATALIE! LAUREN HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Now she’s calling for a livestream battle inn street fighter 2. Isn’t she also the one who had to play Wolfenstein on baby mode and still died 50 times.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
lol salt spill on aisle 6

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Hellfire said:
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Motherfucker literally got into a debate on this subject after tweeting it, but now that it's getting negatively publicity, nope, totally a joke people. Also, lol, of course Bri HAS to insert his pro gaming skills into the rebuttal.

nets_awesome said:
Now she’s calling for a livestream battle inn street fighter 2. Isn’t she also the one who had to play Wolfenstein on baby mode and still died 50 times.
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I think someone actually took a death count, but yes. And facecam or it ain't Bri, I say.
 
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Here's my pet theory I've been working on:

John wants so badly to be "Brianna Wu the cool game developer engineer politician woman who is also a gearhead doesn't that just blow your mind that she's a woman but also drives cool fast machines?"

Before it was easy. Buy a motorcycle and pose next to it for website fluff pieces. Then Zoe Quinn comes along with photos of her actually RIDING her harley davidson. Plus she has a real vagina to boot! Suddenly the Brianna persona ain't so unique.

So John has Frank buy him the Audi (which also feeds into John's brand worship fetish) and what do we get? Endless tweets about how superior it is to Frank's big dumb Challenger. How the Audi is a nimble precise sports car engineered to perfection and Frank's car is all brawn no brain.

People love the new Dodge Challenger. Normal people look twice at it. Even Frank's which is just the V6 with an appearance package. Dodge really captured the retro look compared to Ford and Chevrolet with the Mustang and Camaro respectively.

I think John realized that nobody cares about a 17 year old Audi TT. Nobody looked twice. If he had a VR6 quattro in British Racing Green maybe some Vee-Dub fanboys would approach him at gas stations but enthusiasts know John drove the FWD 1.8 secretary's model with a shitty paint job and neon lights.

But when he was riding with Frank in his Challenger, people looked. Maybe even gave thumbs up when they saw it was an older Asian guy driving it instead of some kid.

It's happening again with the Cayman. Regular people assume (correctly) that John's only driving a Por-cha because he's an elitist brand whore. Car guys can spot his poverty-spec wheels a mile away and know its the base model that would get absolutely destroyed on the track, by say I dunno, a V6 Challenger.

I think a 911 is John's next victim. Thankfully the current air-cooled 911 bubble will prevent him from ruining something like a 964 Turbo.
 
Someone’s trying to stretch out that 15 minutes of fame again.

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1. Invite trolls to play you in a game
2. Get called every name in the book, both transphobic and sexist.
3. Cherry pick the sexist ones and the fake threats and pretend GamerGate is still a thing.
4. Profit!
 
ZKWNordman said:
Someone’s trying to stretch out that 15 minutes of fame again.

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1. Invite trolls to play you in a game
2. Get called every name in the book, both transphobic and sexist.
3. Cherry pick the sexist ones and the fake threats and pretend GamerGate is still a thing.
4. Profit!
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Yeees, but on the upside, we will see Brianna Wu getting pwned by 12-year-olds.
 
Count groudon said:
Really now John? 14 minutes? That's pretty impressive, especially since according to this:
https://www.speedrun.com/smb2
14 minutes would be enough to put you on the leaderboard. You know what? I think you should totally stream yourself accomplishing this feat so that your name can take its rightful place among the most skilled SMB2 players in the world!
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John's uncle works for Ninetendo and clued him into some of the secret shortcuts.
 
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