The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

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First off, I'd like to say I read this entire thread in a day (heavens above forgive me) and registered just to be able to follow up better on this amazing masterpiece of a human being.

So I'm incredibly late to the party, but I'd like to say: At first I couldn't believe how Heather was with such a person as the Golden Dingleberry; I also didn't have a shred of hope that she'd get a clue and leave him since that's usually how these Lolcow stories seem to end up... but continuing to spend my time reading a forum about complete strangers, I got all the way to the current news, and I have to say I'm so proud and relieved for Heather, and how she realized what a waste this Cletus reject is. We all make mistakes, and it's up to us to decide if we continue with it or are done with the bullshit. I'm glad you were able to choose what was best for you, Heather, and I'm sorry my first impression of you was you being a doormat. I hadn't realized how much sexual harassment (or whatever you'd call it) he was bombarding you with, something I can understand isn't as easy to back out of for some people as it is for others, and how you stood up for yourself and are back to being happy. Congrats!

Also to the forum - I joined because of everyone's interest here to help someone as abhorrent as the Golden Dingus, and to try their best to help and protect Heather from him. You don't expect to see that much on the internet, especially places that people accuse of being trolls, and I'm very glad I stumbled onto this community. This has been the most amusing and surprisingly suspenseful thread I've ever seen on a Lolcow... I can't even believe I'm saying this, but this guy is a worse human being than Chris... which is saying a lot.

I expect to continue being fully entertained.

(Also the doodles and everything people have been drawing on here have made drinking and reading a hazard; I shall be more diligent of this risk in the future)
 
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The only problem he seems to have with 'her' so far is that 'she' has one of her ears peirced. I hope she's a triathelete too, because she needs to be able to jump over GK's ridiculously high standards.

Also, not only as he not learned that he shouldn't be creeping on random girls he finds on the internet, but he still doesn't get that this kind of stuff is for private messages only.
 
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"My hard rule is..."

Not even a chance to grab a soda and he's already making rules for this complete stranger.
 
A quarter of me asks if Golden Knight really deserves to be put on a :ruse:, but the other three-fourths of me says it's his fault if it happens and this is the universe rubberbanding back on him for being a massive douchecanoe to Heather. Plus this could yield some really interesting entertainment if 'she' plays her cards right.
 
The Golden Knight said:
Whatever is the case, it's making me sick just being here. I think I should just go before I lose my dinner.
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A similar thing happened to me when I read that Christmas party journal.

The Golden Knight said:
G, thanks. To me, I *never* treated her like "shit" so I do not see the problem.
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You persisted in making her uncomfortable with constant sex reference on a publicly viewable forum and repeatedly tried to mould her into some sort of 'EPIC BADASS HEROINE' the type of person who only exists in your mind and in the vidja.
 
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TopperHay said:
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The only problem he seems to have with 'her' so far is that 'she' has one of her ears peirced. I hope she's a triathelete too, because she needs to be able to jump over GK's ridiculously high standards.

Also, not only as he not learned that he shouldn't be creeping on random girls he finds on the internet, but he still doesn't get that this kind of stuff is for private messages only.
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Didn't he start their conversation by asking if she wanted to be an action hero or something like that? He also pointed out that the timing is uncanny that she would be interested in him immediately after his break up not realizing the true significance of it at all. I almost wonder if after this "relationship" blooms if the plan is to spring another Dynastia situation on him because that would be the ultimate test to see if GK can learn anything at all from his past mistakes.
 
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Didn't he start their conversation by asking if she wanted to be an action hero or something like that? He also pointed out that the timing is uncanny that she would be interested in him immediately after his break up not realizing the true significance of it at all. I almost wonder if after this "relationship" blooms if the plan is to spring another Dynastia situation on him because that would be the ultimate test to see if GK can learn anything at all from his past mistakes.
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I think this was one of their first interactions.
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teheviltwin said:
But you aren't seeing the juicy private messages 'she's' sending him... He just seems to prefer to respond in public.
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Oh gosh, I was so used to this guy's Lovequest being held on the classy DeviantArt comment sections, I completely forgot there were dozens of other ways for these two to privately communicate. Good point!
 
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Oh gosh, I was so used to this guy's Lovequest being held on the classy DeviantArt comment sections, I completely forgot there were dozens of other ways for these two to privately communicate. Good point!
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It's what adds to the creepy... Send him something in private and he'll respond publicly so that everyone can see how much of a pussy magnet he is... So sexy!
 
Well shit, I'd pretend to be a girl if he wanted to send me free stuff too.

By which I mean, of course, GK, I AM a sexy girl and only three hours from Washington and nothing gets me hotter than egomaniacal autistic mullet skeletons.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
Well shit, I'd pretend to be a girl if he wanted to send me free stuff too.

By which I mean, of course, GK, I AM a sexy girl and only three hours from Washington and nothing gets me hotter than egomaniacal autistic mullet skeletons.
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And you have the cutest feet ever!
 
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