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Well, Sonichu makes me wish there were 500 books. Hero Team makes me wish my eyes would just melt away and take all memories of what they've seen with them.
Perhaps GK could do a tribute to Lioness Rosechu.
Is that a vaginal access port?
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So that was the grossest thing I've read in a while, yup.
Also I know everyone has their own kinks and that's all good and all but his obsession with finding a girl with masochistic tendencies is kind of scary, if only because it seems to rank high on what he wants from a partner. Fantasising about finding someone who is sexually compatible with you is fairly normal but for him it seems to be one of the most important factors, and considering what he wants is someone who will allow him to dominate and hurt them it's kind of creepy when you factor in his lack of empathy and other negative traits.
Basically he comes across like the kind of "dom" who either wouldn't care if he's pushing the subs boundaries, that he'd actively push those boundaries, or that he simply wouldn't notice when he's being coercive and making his partner uncomfortable. BDSM is something that can get out of hand if there isn't proper communication and understanding, both things he has trouble with.
Also I know everyone has their own kinks and that's all good and all but his obsession with finding a girl with masochistic tendencies is kind of scary, if only because it seems to rank high on what he wants from a partner. Fantasising about finding someone who is sexually compatible with you is fairly normal but for him it seems to be one of the most important factors, and considering what he wants is someone who will allow him to dominate and hurt them it's kind of creepy when you factor in his lack of empathy and other negative traits.
Basically he comes across like the kind of "dom" who either wouldn't care if he's pushing the subs boundaries, that he'd actively push those boundaries, or that he simply wouldn't notice when he's being coercive and making his partner uncomfortable. BDSM is something that can get out of hand if there isn't proper communication and understanding, both things he has trouble with.
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"She is known for her "boobs of steel"
... what, why would a super soldier be known for her boobs of steel, I'd imagine if you're a super soldier no one wouldn't really care about your boobs.
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So, with the whole hurting animals, masochism, and paedophilia it seems like he enjoys hurting the powerless. I think I read somewhere that stuff like that has a large element of low self esteem attached to it. Maybe underneath the god syndrome there's a whole mess of inadequacy.
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Luckily he doesn't have a traced duck comic. (please no)
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I think that's definitely a factor. You can see just by looking at him that he can barely claim physical superiority over my house cat. He wants to feel tough and superior but the only way he can is by finding someone who will let him in an intimate setting, which I doubt is gonna happen anytime soon.
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Because boobs are the only thing about a woman that matters! And how soft her feet are if you're that way inclined.
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Guiz...
This isn't the first forum to think Goldie might be a pedofork.
Warning! This post is long. However, if you have the mental fortitude and Spartan Mentality to persevere, you will discover a little-cared about fact about the Powerpuff Girls which can normally only be discovered through the extensive use of a Nintendo 64. You may also find yourself laughing heartily at the Golden Knight. Perhaps you may even find some choice Goldicisms to rival the fine set of words and phrases coined by our very own CWC.
Oh, and there's the pedofork accusations, too.
The year is 2008. Young Goldie still goes mainly by the name "King Powerpuff" on the internets. He creates a user page on a Powerpuff Grills wiki. This wiki gives your cursor some kind of eSTD, so if you want to spare yourself I've quoted the original page below:
Alas, all is not well in the kingdom - and not just because of the cursor-syphilis. Hark unto the King as he warns the world about that dang dirtyClyde Cash DarkGunn in a new, improved version of his potted autobiography. Seasoned Christorians may notice the references to a corrupted forum of evil homosexuals, and laugh.
The fact that wikis tend to be open to editing by just about anyone has led to the delivering of much butthurt unto the naive and unwary, and alas the Golden King Knight was no exception. Read for yourself the parodic words of his lucrid Limey accuser:
To be driven off of one forum as a party van candidate is unfortunate, for it to happen twice seems like carelessness...
This isn't the first forum to think Goldie might be a pedofork.
Warning! This post is long. However, if you have the mental fortitude and Spartan Mentality to persevere, you will discover a little-cared about fact about the Powerpuff Girls which can normally only be discovered through the extensive use of a Nintendo 64. You may also find yourself laughing heartily at the Golden Knight. Perhaps you may even find some choice Goldicisms to rival the fine set of words and phrases coined by our very own CWC.
Oh, and there's the pedofork accusations, too.
The year is 2008. Young Goldie still goes mainly by the name "King Powerpuff" on the internets. He creates a user page on a Powerpuff Grills wiki. This wiki gives your cursor some kind of eSTD, so if you want to spare yourself I've quoted the original page below:
King Powerpuff
King Powerpuff, sometimes known as The Golden Knight, is fictionally a powerpuff war veteran that has endured numerous conflicts. In reality, he is extremely knowledgable in any topic that relates to the term "Powerpuff," official or not, and hopes to revive the concept should the chance be aroused. His real name, like the main character in what he addresses as "The Plans," is Jay Geis. He follows a Jedi-based religion and set of ideals, and he is a large fan of the 80s. Currently, he is only a teenager as of 2008 and he hopes to be a cartoonist and voice actor for "The Plans." Unlike most fans, Jay seeks to dare beyond fandom and contribute his own ideas as official despite the constant barrage of disencouragement from many other fan peers.
"The Plans"
He has strong hopes with "The Plans." He is, however, very paranoid about his ideas being treated as something other than copyrighted material because he has what he calls a "patent pending" status, meaning he doesn't want anyone to "steal his ideas." Under that same topic, he won't upload any images to Wikipedia. "The Plans" are a series of ideas for a TV show he had been developing and modifying for years that has always rooted from the powerpuff topic. On that note, he will no longer disclose any further information regarding "The Plans."
King Powerpuff, sometimes known as The Golden Knight, is fictionally a powerpuff war veteran that has endured numerous conflicts. In reality, he is extremely knowledgable in any topic that relates to the term "Powerpuff," official or not, and hopes to revive the concept should the chance be aroused. His real name, like the main character in what he addresses as "The Plans," is Jay Geis. He follows a Jedi-based religion and set of ideals, and he is a large fan of the 80s. Currently, he is only a teenager as of 2008 and he hopes to be a cartoonist and voice actor for "The Plans." Unlike most fans, Jay seeks to dare beyond fandom and contribute his own ideas as official despite the constant barrage of disencouragement from many other fan peers.
"The Plans"
He has strong hopes with "The Plans." He is, however, very paranoid about his ideas being treated as something other than copyrighted material because he has what he calls a "patent pending" status, meaning he doesn't want anyone to "steal his ideas." Under that same topic, he won't upload any images to Wikipedia. "The Plans" are a series of ideas for a TV show he had been developing and modifying for years that has always rooted from the powerpuff topic. On that note, he will no longer disclose any further information regarding "The Plans."
Alas, all is not well in the kingdom - and not just because of the cursor-syphilis. Hark unto the King as he warns the world about that dang dirty
King Powerpuff
King Powerpuff, sometimes known as The Golden Knight, is a powerpuff war veteran that has endured numerous conflicts. In reality, he had to put up with a freak gang of outcasts in a desperate attempt to stay connected to the powerpuff domain. These freaks inhabit a forum page that was originally intended as a powerpuff fan forum that has fallen from grace. This site is known as Rowdyruff.Net, also known as RRN. Most of the freaks are either perverts, homosexuals, or short-tempered brutes. He is extremely knowledgable in any topic that relates to the term "Powerpuff" official or not, and hopes to revive the original series and expand upon it. His real name, like the main character in what he addresses as "The Plans," is Jay Geis. He follows a Jedi-based religion and set of ideals that includes nothing short of criminal extinction. Currently, he is only a teenager as of 2008 and he hopes to be a cartoonist and voice actor for "The Plans." Unlike most fans of any powerpuff-based series, Jay seeks to dare beyond fandom and contribute his own ideas as official despite the constant barrage of disencouragement from many other fan peers. He was born on June 9, 1992.
Powerpuff Research
Jay claims "If there really were powerpuff girls, they would be my age." As bold of a statement as this is, he believes to have found proof, including the constant use of a Nintendo 64. However, like most if not all TV shows with the sole exception of "The Plans," this one, too, doesn't have a straightforward timeline. This is so because, in their movie that was made in 2002, there was reference of a GameCube, and the coin shown in the episode Moral Decay is stamped with the mint year "2000." Somehow, the Powerpuff Girls retained thier kindergarten status and the age of 5 throughout the turn of the millenium unless if there is the highly-suspected "timeline flaw." Currently, Jay is really angered with whoever the pervert was that tampered with his user page. He suspects any of the freaks he had to work with in his attempt to remain connected. The fool has been identified as being one from the disgraced forum with the username known as "'DarkGunn'." If this is inaccurate, although highly doubted, then the real fool is still at large.
"The Plans"
This is a classified article and has no details yet released. All that is known is that it may be the one hope for restoring life into the powerpuff franchise and its veteran fanbase.
DarkGunn
He is a British pervert pedophiler that is racist against powerpuffs and loves to humiliate all powerpuff fans to deny the secret that he actually likes Hello Kitty, the Powerpuff Girls, 4Chan, and he supports "The Plans" to revive powerpuffs so he can jeer harsh criticism once again. He loves chile molesting, but denies it by accusing others of such, mainly Jay because Jay is the biggest powerpuff fan RRN currently knows. Since Jay is both a powerpuff lover and a creative genus, this makes him the perfect target for this online pedophiler. This user loves anime pornography and is really flicked off at any non-Japanese product or service. He is also fully against the rights of free expression and content protection acts. Rumor has it that he is also a big fan of Viacom. If you're ever in London, BEWARE OF THIS CREEP!
King Powerpuff, sometimes known as The Golden Knight, is a powerpuff war veteran that has endured numerous conflicts. In reality, he had to put up with a freak gang of outcasts in a desperate attempt to stay connected to the powerpuff domain. These freaks inhabit a forum page that was originally intended as a powerpuff fan forum that has fallen from grace. This site is known as Rowdyruff.Net, also known as RRN. Most of the freaks are either perverts, homosexuals, or short-tempered brutes. He is extremely knowledgable in any topic that relates to the term "Powerpuff" official or not, and hopes to revive the original series and expand upon it. His real name, like the main character in what he addresses as "The Plans," is Jay Geis. He follows a Jedi-based religion and set of ideals that includes nothing short of criminal extinction. Currently, he is only a teenager as of 2008 and he hopes to be a cartoonist and voice actor for "The Plans." Unlike most fans of any powerpuff-based series, Jay seeks to dare beyond fandom and contribute his own ideas as official despite the constant barrage of disencouragement from many other fan peers. He was born on June 9, 1992.
Powerpuff Research
Jay claims "If there really were powerpuff girls, they would be my age." As bold of a statement as this is, he believes to have found proof, including the constant use of a Nintendo 64. However, like most if not all TV shows with the sole exception of "The Plans," this one, too, doesn't have a straightforward timeline. This is so because, in their movie that was made in 2002, there was reference of a GameCube, and the coin shown in the episode Moral Decay is stamped with the mint year "2000." Somehow, the Powerpuff Girls retained thier kindergarten status and the age of 5 throughout the turn of the millenium unless if there is the highly-suspected "timeline flaw." Currently, Jay is really angered with whoever the pervert was that tampered with his user page. He suspects any of the freaks he had to work with in his attempt to remain connected. The fool has been identified as being one from the disgraced forum with the username known as "'DarkGunn'." If this is inaccurate, although highly doubted, then the real fool is still at large.
"The Plans"
This is a classified article and has no details yet released. All that is known is that it may be the one hope for restoring life into the powerpuff franchise and its veteran fanbase.
DarkGunn
He is a British pervert pedophiler that is racist against powerpuffs and loves to humiliate all powerpuff fans to deny the secret that he actually likes Hello Kitty, the Powerpuff Girls, 4Chan, and he supports "The Plans" to revive powerpuffs so he can jeer harsh criticism once again. He loves chile molesting, but denies it by accusing others of such, mainly Jay because Jay is the biggest powerpuff fan RRN currently knows. Since Jay is both a powerpuff lover and a creative genus, this makes him the perfect target for this online pedophiler. This user loves anime pornography and is really flicked off at any non-Japanese product or service. He is also fully against the rights of free expression and content protection acts. Rumor has it that he is also a big fan of Viacom. If you're ever in London, BEWARE OF THIS CREEP!
The fact that wikis tend to be open to editing by just about anyone has led to the delivering of much butthurt unto the naive and unwary, and alas the Golden King Knight was no exception. Read for yourself the parodic words of his lucrid Limey accuser:
King Powerpuff
King Powerpuff, known as The Pedo Knight, is a powerpuff war veteran that has endured numerous conflicts in the ass from a gimp named "Fred". In reality, he is a pedophile that had to put up with a gang of users in a desperate attempt to stay connected to the kiddy domain. These users inhabit a forum page that was originally intended as a powerpuff fan forum that has gone against The Pedo Knight. This site is known as Rowdyruff.Net, also known as RRN. Most of the freaks are either straight, rational, or worse... hate child porn. He is extremely knowledgable in any topic that relates to the term "Powerpuff" official or not, and hopes to have sex with every powerpuff picture and expand upon it. His real name, like the main character in what he addresses as "The Plans," is irrelevant. He follows a Jedi-based religion and set of ideals that includes knocking on people's doors and spreading the word of god. Currently, he is only a teenager as of 2008 and he hopes to be a sex offender living with his mother at the age of 40. Unlike most fans of any powerpuff-based series, Jay seeks to dare beyond fandom and contribute his own ideas (such as dildos) as official despite the constant barrage of disencouragement from many other fan peers. He was born on June 9, 1992 when his mother ate Japanese food. Currently, Jay is really horney with whoever the pervert was that tampered with his user page in an attempt to spread the truth. The fool has been identified as being one from the disgraced forum with the username known as "'DarkGunn'."(LOL WRONG idiot, look more closer at the forum) If this is inaccurate, although highly doubted, then the real fool is still at large.
Powerpuff Research
Jay claims "If there really were powerpuff girls, they would be my age." As bold of a statement as this is, he believes to have found proof, including the constant use of a Nintendo 64. However, like most if not all TV shows with the sole exception of "The Plans," this one, too, doesn't have a straightforward timeline. This is so because, in their movie that was made in 2002, there was reference of a GameCube, and the coin shown in the episode Moral Decay is stamped with the mint year "2000." Somehow, the Powerpuff Girls retained thier kindergarten status and the age of 5 throughout the turn of the millenium unless if there is the highly-suspected "timeline flaw." But Jay does not care for this, as he will get into the pants of 5 year olds sooner or later.
"The Plans"
This is a classified article that no one cares about.
rofl
idiot idiot idiot.
King Powerpuff, known as The Pedo Knight, is a powerpuff war veteran that has endured numerous conflicts in the ass from a gimp named "Fred". In reality, he is a pedophile that had to put up with a gang of users in a desperate attempt to stay connected to the kiddy domain. These users inhabit a forum page that was originally intended as a powerpuff fan forum that has gone against The Pedo Knight. This site is known as Rowdyruff.Net, also known as RRN. Most of the freaks are either straight, rational, or worse... hate child porn. He is extremely knowledgable in any topic that relates to the term "Powerpuff" official or not, and hopes to have sex with every powerpuff picture and expand upon it. His real name, like the main character in what he addresses as "The Plans," is irrelevant. He follows a Jedi-based religion and set of ideals that includes knocking on people's doors and spreading the word of god. Currently, he is only a teenager as of 2008 and he hopes to be a sex offender living with his mother at the age of 40. Unlike most fans of any powerpuff-based series, Jay seeks to dare beyond fandom and contribute his own ideas (such as dildos) as official despite the constant barrage of disencouragement from many other fan peers. He was born on June 9, 1992 when his mother ate Japanese food. Currently, Jay is really horney with whoever the pervert was that tampered with his user page in an attempt to spread the truth. The fool has been identified as being one from the disgraced forum with the username known as "'DarkGunn'."(LOL WRONG idiot, look more closer at the forum) If this is inaccurate, although highly doubted, then the real fool is still at large.
Powerpuff Research
Jay claims "If there really were powerpuff girls, they would be my age." As bold of a statement as this is, he believes to have found proof, including the constant use of a Nintendo 64. However, like most if not all TV shows with the sole exception of "The Plans," this one, too, doesn't have a straightforward timeline. This is so because, in their movie that was made in 2002, there was reference of a GameCube, and the coin shown in the episode Moral Decay is stamped with the mint year "2000." Somehow, the Powerpuff Girls retained thier kindergarten status and the age of 5 throughout the turn of the millenium unless if there is the highly-suspected "timeline flaw." But Jay does not care for this, as he will get into the pants of 5 year olds sooner or later.
"The Plans"
This is a classified article that no one cares about.
rofl
idiot idiot idiot.
To be driven off of one forum as a party van candidate is unfortunate, for it to happen twice seems like carelessness...
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God damn it. I didn't notice that at first under the bio that's as much about her as it is GK's self insert and the fact that her torso is some kind of horrible cancerous lump wherein her arms just come out of her boobs. So thanks for pointing that out. You're swell.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that pencil dick in the comic was traced.
Also, there needs to be a user called 'Boobs Of Steel'
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A 19-year-old woman who notably hasn't resorted to cosmetic surgery to maintain her looks? What an imagination GK has!
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So basically he was trying to pull a North by Northwest. It doesn't work when sex is not only implied by shown. God dammit GK.
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Jesus, GK's comic is worse than I had imagined.
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If Chris isn't in a ward at 32, GK doesn't have to worry about it at 22.
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His utmost desire to have a masochistic girlfriend strikes me as super creepy. Mostly because it's a priority feature in a girl for him, as well as the fact that he may just want it so he can hurt her and be able to "get away with it". You can't slap a girl around all willy-nilly without getting an assault charge dropped on you, but if she's a masochist, he can hurt her all he wants! Least, that's probably his line of thinking.
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