DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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xWorst_Pon said:
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Newest Instagram pic from Phil going to Ikea with his gf.
Already shows half her face, smh

EDIT: Could be that I jumped the gun and the girl in the pic is just a bystander.
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Plot twist its not his gf at all it's the new people taking over the house.
 
pagepro said:
So he intentionally looked for a girl with red hair walking around in ikea to take a picture and make sure they were in the frame?
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Looked for? No, but red is not an uncommon choice for hair dye these days. Is it so out of this world that Phil might see a girl with red hair and say "I'm going to take a picture of her and see if the detractors lose their minds."? That woman is obviously walking with and talking to someone completely different. Looks to be a guy. I doubt that Phil would allow a stranger that isn't his precious waifu to stay with him in his personal bubble. Especially another man. Way too paranoid for that.

Unless he allowed her to walk further in front of him so he could get another picture of her from behind because he's fucking weird like that.
 
So... Phil says she's never been to IKEA before. IKEA is like the one stop shop for cheap furniture, especially when you're first moving out from home. Or it is here, at least. Maybe the culture is different in the US.

Anyway, it'd be funny if she's still living at home. Not that she's underage, but she might be studying, working or even unemployed. I mean, why wasn't she there for Thanksgiving? Why won't she be there for Christmas? Her parents probably insisted that she spend the holidays with the family, and not her middle-aged salt daddy.
 
On the topic of old phil vs new phil one difference I'm noticing is that phil apologizes a lot less if at all. I can't remember the last time he gave a straight out apology within the last couple of years. Before he'd apologize, selfservingly of course and admit fault and then go back to his usual self so often it became the first iteration of the DSP cycle everybody joked about. I also notice Dat Passive Aggressive Laugh a lot more. Must be some sort of defense mechanism.
 
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