Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
The fact that Flynt/Wu admits driving at least part of the way from Virginia to Boston with the check-oil indicator blinking like crazy might have more to do with the car's issues than where he bought it. I wonder if Frank his aware that his tyranny plaything did this. Then again, Frank is also probably utterly ignorant of all things automotive.
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Frank might be ignorant of cars, but at least he displayed some common sense when he bought his. He didn't need a substitute penis. just a car to get him to work and back. He got it new 'cos he has the money to do that, probably from a local dealer, and he probably has it serviced every year at a local place near home. I've never heard Wu say that Frank ever has trouble with his car, because he probably never does. It's fine for his needs.

I'm convinced there's more to Wu's car ownership stories than she lets on on twitter. She said the old car she had was wrecked by a falling branch, yet there's no sign of damage in the photos we have. She said she got an insurance settlement, but if that were true the insurance co. would have taken ownership of the car and scrapped it. I think the car was perfectly serviceable albeit ancient, but Wu used patreon cash to buy that shitbox Audi and made up an excuse why she needed it. When the Audi turned out to be a lemon, I bet she whined night and day at Frank to buy her dream car she'd been coveting "since she was a wee girl" (i.e. since last Thursday when she decided she was obsessed with cars for some reason.)
 
It seems strange to me that Wu wouldn't be spazzing out all over twitter about the car problems like he normally does. I went looking for info and thought it would be a nice time to remember a couple tweets from the previous year in this context.

First, these talking about his uber-successful and oh so cheap Audi "project" that he did totally by hand because that's what good Mississippi boys er womenz know how to do....
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Then there's this warning that he, surprisingly, didn't dismiss as mansplaining but evidently proceeded to ignore anyway (assuming the forum user is really him)
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ZKWNordman said:
The lulz keep in coming... here’s a preview:

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The thread is the usual hilarious Wu-mess. Immediately jumps in with the "I AM AN ENGINEER!" then doesn't try and google some shit to check out what some of the (annoyingly helpful) Planet 9 folks give her.

Oh and they're asking her to bleed the brake lines while nude and take pics. :cryblood:

Mola Ram said:
The lulzy part of this is that for forty grand I'm sure John could have gotten a perfectly nice new car, even if it wasn't a Porsche.
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For the 40-44k they spent on this 981 (which is about their value when used) you could've bought (brand new):

  • Toyota Camry with a V6 for 35k
  • Chevy Impala with a V6 for under 30k
  • Honda Civic type R for 33k
  • Ford Fusion Sport with a V6 for 36k
  • Nissan's 370z for 30k (which fits John's idiotic pocket-rocket needs)
  • Ford Mustang GT for 33k (would fit well with actual voters in the district)
  • Chevvy Camaro SS for 37k
  • Dodge Challenger Scat Pack for 39k
BUT WAIT! It gets stupider! (of course it does, it's the Wu's we're talking about here)

You can pick up some of the classic porsches John is supposedly obsessed about for under 40k.

There's an example of a 1986 Porsche 911 targa for just 24k, and it's in the kind of "fix with a brick and string" era that would suit a orcish barbarian "engineer" like Brianna.

There's also the 914 Targas of the 70s which have a nice chunky look to them all going for under 40k with some nice and well maintained examples going for about $35k.

Heck, there's even a 1984 911 SC model floating about for just under $40k which has had a new flywheel and other bits and bobs done to it meaning the orc just needs to make it go vroom-vroom and have fun.

All this in about 10 minutes of googling.
 
The used Chevy Impala i bought with no major problems for 9.5k looks better and better every second...
 
Brianna's taste in cars is actually the most feminine thing about her. Choosing an Audi TT and Porsche Cayman is the most feminine thing she's ever done.

She's also managed to get ripped off like a woman as well for shitboxes. And on top of that she paid for an extended warranty from a dealer network that is at least 400 miles from her home and doesn't even deal with the brand she bought.

There is a Porsche dealer near Boston. It's a Herb Chambers Porsche and Audi dealer in Burlington. She could have traded in her piece of shit TT and got way more than it's value without them even looking at how she'd trashed it. But instead she wants to keep both cars to be more effective at throwing Frank's money away.

So Brianna passes as a woman in taste in cars, making spectacularly bad purchases of cars and having a trophy wifes disdain for her husband's bank account. What a pity she's an arrogant, stupid man in every other aspect.
 
Ponderous Pillock said:
The thread is the usual hilarious Wu-mess. Immediately jumps in with the "I AM AN ENGINEER!" then doesn't try and google some shit to check out what some of the (annoyingly helpful) Planet 9 folks give her.

Oh and they're asking her to bleed the brake lines while nude and take pics. :cryblood:



For the 40-44k they spent on this 981 (which is about their value when used) you could've bought (brand new):

  • Toyota Camry with a V6 for 35k
  • Chevy Impala with a V6 for under 30k
  • Honda Civic type R for 33k
  • Ford Fusion Sport with a V6 for 36k
  • Nissan's 370z for 30k (which fits John's idiotic pocket-rocket needs)
  • Ford Mustang GT for 33k (would fit well with actual voters in the district)
  • Chevvy Camaro SS for 37k
  • Dodge Challenger Scat Pack for 39k
BUT WAIT! It gets stupider! (of course it does, it's the Wu's we're talking about here)

You can pick up some of the classic porsches John is supposedly obsessed about for under 40k.

There's an example of a 1986 Porsche 911 targa for just 24k, and it's in the kind of "fix with a brick and string" era that would suit a orcish barbarian "engineer" like Brianna.

There's also the 914 Targas of the 70s which have a nice chunky look to them all going for under 40k with some nice and well maintained examples going for about $35k.

Heck, there's even a 1984 911 SC model floating about for just under $40k which has had a new flywheel and other bits and bobs done to it meaning the orc just needs to make it go vroom-vroom and have fun.

All this in about 10 minutes of googling.
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They spent 48k on a broken 981? You can get a 981 for around $38k from a dealer just looking at eBay dealer listings depending on trim level and how early into the generation you buy.
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_sacat=0&LH_BIN=1&_nkw=2013+porsche+boxster&_sop=2

And to add to your list of vehicles, other sub/equal $48k grabs (new, because the list would be way too long included used purchases) include:
  • Chevrolet SS Sedan (v8) $46k
  • Ford Taurus Sho (turbo v6) $40k
  • Ford Focus (RS Turbo 4) $41k
  • Ford Fiesta (ST Turbo 4) $21k
  • Mercedes SLC Roadster (Turbo 4) $48k
  • Mercedes C and CLA coupes $32/$43k
  • BMW 2, 3, and 4 series $34/$34/$43k
  • Lexus RC350 (v6) $43k
  • Infiniti Q60 3.0 (v6) $44k
 
I liked that she tweeted at Seth Rogen hoping he'll vote for her. It makes me think she actually legitimately believes anyone at all can vote for her, so she sees those California donations come in and thinks "Your days are numbered, Lynch!"
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
I liked that she tweeted at Seth Rogen hoping he'll vote for her. It makes me think she actually legitimately believes anyone at all can vote for her, so she sees those California donations come in and thinks "Your days are numbered, Lynch!"
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I am pretty sure, Seth Rogen is living in Los Angeles AND Canadian. I don't think Wu really knows who is able to vote for her and who not.
 
People enjoy Tommy Wiseau and The Room. No one has ever enjoyed John Flynt and Revolution60, not even ironically.
 
Ponderous Pillock said:
The thread is the usual hilarious Wu-mess. Immediately jumps in with the "I AM AN ENGINEER!" then doesn't try and google some shit to check out what some of the (annoyingly helpful) Planet 9 folks give her.
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What kind of idiot would even need to google anything to realize that a blinking oil light means serious business?

John is fucking retarded. And Frank is fucking retarded for letting John even touch a car.

David_cadbury said:
:story::story::story:
I was not expecting that to happen so fast.
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It probably wasn't a brick but just a lemon before John drove it without oil. Too bad nobody mansplained that whole cars needing oil thing to him.
 
AnOminous said:
What kind of idiot would even need to google anything to realize that a blinking oil light means serious business?

John is fucking exceptional. And Frank is fucking exceptional for letting John even touch a car.



It probably wasn't a brick but just a lemon before John drove it without oil. Too bad nobody mansplained that whole cars needing oil thing to him.
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Sounds like Frank and John both have the same problem ...

... a totally busted tranny!
 
Norvic said:
When the Audi turned out to be a lemon, I bet she whined night and day at Frank to buy her dream car she'd been coveting "since she was a wee girl" (i.e. since last Thursday when she decided she was obsessed with cars for some reason.)
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Brianna has been obsessed with flashy sports cars for awhile. One of his earliest fandoms is James Bond and, when writing Election Eve, his shitty characters drove very expensive, cool cars. It even shows a bit in his early Brianna Wu art. The motorcycle thing is what's relatively new and I think it's due to him seeing schlocky films like Underworld and Resident Evil having their badass women riding around on them.

I think part of why he's given up on the motorcycle fantasy is because he can't ride one or pass the licensing tests. Brianna made one comment earlier this year about failing the written test and I don't think he's said a word about motorcycles since. Makes sense for him to give up on something on the first hurdle.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Brianna made one comment earlier this year about failing the written test and I don't think he's said a word about motorcycles since.
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Literally fucking drugged out meth freaks routinely pass the written test.

It is a testament to John's stupidity that he can't pass a written test even the one percenter biker gangs can pass.

He couldn't get a college degree in ten years.

It's amazing he even passed high school, and I wouldn't be shocked if he somehow faked even that.
 
deus et ursa said:
Buying lemons is the progressive thing to do because there must be diversity of differently-abled cars on the road.
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I suspect the car John blew $40K of Frank's money on will never be on the road again.

It will just be another super hick white trash thing rotting on their lawn, like they live in West Virginia.

I bet the screaming chink is screaming for real once he realizes how much of his money John wasted by driving a Porsche with no oil all the way home until the tranny blew. And not even the tranny he married.
 
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