Some folks are born, made to drop the burns
Ooh their twitter check mark is blue
And when the moonrocks start raining down,
Ooh, they point their phasers at you
It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't no senate candidate, son
It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't who Kirk just dunked on
Some folks are born, autoloan in hand,
Lord, don't they pick out that car themselves.
But when the google streetview drives by the door,
Lord, the yard looks just like a pick-a-part sale, yes
It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't no auto mechanic son, no
It ain't me, I just reeee, I'm gonna do the same to this new one.
Some folks go and try to be the oppressed,
Ooh, then they send you to the social justice war,
And when you ask "how much a month should we give?"
Ooh they only answer more! more! more! y'all
It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't running no con,
It ain't me, I just reeee, you'd better fucking fund my patreon.
It ain't me, I just reeee, I am never who's wrong, no no
It ain't me, I just reeee, I am never who's wrong, no no
Oh, It ain't me, I just reeee, I'm not the Flynt's son