Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

2 new people and $50 more

Honestly at this point anyone who gives John a single RED CENT is an instant fucking lolcow. Ten months and not a single picture of John even fucking standing outside a building, let alone interacting with anyone who isn't a chink dwarf.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Honestly at this point anyone who gives John a single RED CENT is an instant fucking lolcow. Ten months and not a single picture of John even fucking standing outside a building, let alone interacting with anyone who isn't a chink dwarf.

More proof that this is a scam, as if it wasn't obvious enough.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Honestly at this point anyone who gives John a single RED CENT is an instant fucking lolcow. Ten months and not a single picture of John even fucking standing outside a building, let alone interacting with anyone who isn't a chink dwarf.

Thank God Frank doxs all donors in the quarterlies.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Donation Update!

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2 new people and $50 more

Ok so now we have an idea of how much John needs to spend on signature gatherers. He had the money and he blew it on video equipment (more gadgets) for his horrible “attack” ads.

Also, the edits to the FEC filings is really interesting.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

So lets say that somehow John raises the money to get on the ballot, but he doesn't use it to actually get on the ballot... are there legal ramifications?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The paramedics? Working for Albert Einstein Memorial Hospital.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

So lets say that somehow John raises the money to get on the ballot, but he doesn't use it to actually get on the ballot... are there legal ramifications?

As Papa Sanders famously said “no refunds”.

 

[NQ 952]

God, the worst part about this political campaign is that its raised so little that I can't even accuse it of money laundering

 

[NotoriousD]

More proof that this is a scam, as if it wasn't obvious enough.

God, the worst part about this political campaign is that its raised so little that I can't even accuse it of money laundering

Gotta be honest, this is one shitty scam. Like I and others have said before though, this is very likely so Wu can continue the charade of claiming to be anything he wants to be. This way he can at least claim "I was once a congressional candidate" to sound professional, or go balls in and say "I am a former politician".

This is just a very expensive, costly, and retarded way for Wu to have another job title along with engineer and game designer. Best part is, Wu's not even doing THAT right. He's literally couch campaigning, so any attempts to tell people "I am a former congressional candidate/politician" will be met with, at best, "That's nice dear" while people think "Who is this person again?".

 

[Peace and Harmony]

About as much fun as giving a eulogy for your parents.

 

[facepalm]

Fun Fact: Brianna Wu was born male.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

About as much fun as giving a eulogy for your parents.

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And that rule exists because someone realized that, given the chance, republicans would LOVE to screw over the democratic party by trying to force a candidate like Wu into the race.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh dear, money not coming in as fast as you thought it would, John? Well you can always ragequit now and we'll make fun of you, or you can keep this bloated carcass of a scam on life support for a few more months and we'll make fun of you later. (Note that we will still make fun of you later even if you ragequit now, shithead.)

 

[Water-T]

I love how Wu's justification for this whole abortion of a campaign is the delusion that he'd be able to do anything against Trump, much less get him impeached.

 

[Darndirty]

Oh you mean the country where freedom of speech is being actively eroded in the name of """"social justice"""" and unchecked Islamic supremacy? Sign me up!!

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They have the luxury of location and a neighbour armed to the teeth. Why would they need wmds?

The paramedics? Working for Albert Einstein Memorial Hospital.

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Guess you can tell wu lives in a white neighborhood. 4 minute respond time? Try getting a convulsion in Compton and check your priveledge john.

 

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Has Wu ever created the headcanon has to why she hasn't had children yet? There has to have been some poor soul who asked at one point.

 

[break these cuffs]

Has Wu ever created the headcanon has to why she hasn't had children yet? There has to have been some poor soul who asked at one point.

I don't remember it coming up anywhere notably, but if I can channel my inner John Flynt for a moment, I think it would go something like this:
Being a TRUE AND HONEST woman in tech is incredibly exhausting. I am such a hero for battling misogyny on a daily basis and proving that strong can be sexy! I'm fighting so girls today can grow upto be anything they want to be. Women, and I'm totally a woman, are not defined by their ability to have children. Maybe when the patriarchy is well and truly destroyed, people like you will stop asking.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Has Wu ever created the headcanon has to why she hasn't had children yet? There has to have been some poor soul who asked at one point.

The official explanation from Brianna is that she and Frank made the choice to not have kids because both are such important and busy people.

Really, it's obvious why. Beyond not having a real vagina, Brianna does not like kids and looks down on women who choose to have a family over careers.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Has Wu ever created the headcanon has to why she hasn't had children yet? There has to have been some poor soul who asked at one point.

Check out this post. Being a TRUE and HONEST CIS WOMAN, John Flynt found it appropriate to characterise mothers as hideous and haggard wretches chained to a living hell of domesticity until they die in total ignominy. Fortunately John made the smart choice and is a sexy and gorgeous young woman who is fully maximising all the potential that life has to offer.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Has Wu ever created the headcanon has to why she hasn't had children yet? There has to have been some poor soul who asked at one point.

I mean...isn't her response obvious enough that you can just invent it in your head? Something something working too hard as a woman something something women shouldn't have to have kids something something patriarchy. It's the same routine over and over again.

Edit: @break these cuffs went ahead and wrote it out.