EBay/Facebook July 1 2014 - Autographed Picture of Sonichu & Rosechu's Creator

[Alec Benson Leary]

How does he still not understand what "combing your hair" means??

 

[RP 520]

Is it me or is there a cyst in his forehead? I have skin problems on my face sometimes since I'm sensitive to weather but I never had a cyst before.

The zits are because his diet consists of grease, fat, and artificial flavoring ingredients to give the former the taste of something edible.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

How does he still not understand what "combing your hair" means??

To Chris, just about anything can be an abstract concept. Hygiene requires effort. That isn't in his vocabulary.

 

[Marvin]

Spoiler: the double-wink flirt

Did he have a stroke?

 

[RP 520]

Did he have a stroke?

I'm still amazed at the fact that he looks like he's nearly 50 when he's only 32

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Did he have a stroke?

With a family history of cardiac issues and chronic fast food consumption, we may chuckle now, but it could become a very real possibility.

 

[Anonimo]

I'm still amazed at the fact that he looks like he's nearly 50 when he's only 32

A steady diet of McDonald's does that to you, I would imagine.

 

[Mitsunari]

Just arriving after a long morning and holy fucking shit, the fuck did I just see, oh God, oh God no. Oh, God. Oh, no.

 

[CalmMyTits]

How does he still not understand what "combing your hair" means??

I know, right?

The zits are because his diet consists of grease, fat, and artificial flavoring ingredients to give the former the taste of something edible.

I would surmise that it also has something to do with his shitty hygiene.

With a family history of cardiac issues and chronic fast food consumption, we may chuckle now, but it's a become a very real possibility.

All too real. Chris is already in poor health as is. As evinced by that one video where he tried to take a hike and got out of breath within 10 minutes (of walking easy ground) I would say that he is already suffering issues.

 

[Overcast]

Looking at these pictures makes my stomach churn for some reason.

 

[deeman]

Somebody quick! I got loads of money to burn, and i need Pixyteris adress, i got a trolling pl... nothing... *walks away, hardly trying to whistle*

 

[Le Bateleur]

Twelve sold. Twelve.

Even factoring in eBay and PayPal fees, materials costs and postage, that's $120-$180 profit.

Shine on, you crazy pacer...

 

[Kosher Dill]

Twelve sold. Twelve.

Thereby proving that Chris is only the 13th dumbest man on the internet.

 

[scxthursday]

The donkey and the carrot, this is classic Chris right there, ebay has put huge amounts of money up his nose so of course he keeps pushing forward. Just like sweethearts offering china, he will do stuff to get it.

What is with his skin? it looks terrible the zits and the rash seems to be permanent feature of his face nowdays.

See everyone, this is what happens when you don't shower and you neglect to take care of yourself.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

You know on TV shows where a zit is so big that it grows a face and talks shit? I think his forehead is the real life version on that.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

I bought three.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It just occurred to me. These will actually sell. Fuck now I'm depressed.

 

[scxthursday]

And apparently, he's not even getting proper prints done at a photo lab!

In OPL's mind, his bathroom counts as a photo lab.

 

[CalmMyTits]

You would think that if Chris was offering autographed pictures of himself, he would at least put on a nicer shirt or something like that.

 

[rocket]

You would think that if Chris was offering autographed pictures of himself, he would at least put on a nicer shirt or something like that.

it just wouldn't be authentic chris if he did