Nice Guys

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The Valeyard said:
>"I do so much for her"
>List contains nothing but common courtesies
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Not even. His first bullet point he flat out says he only helped her because she's attractive. If you only do something nice for someone because you're trying to get laid, you're not really doing something nice for them. You're just looking for the unlock code to their pants.

He also thinks he's entitled to kick guys out of the room she pays for if they fuck her, and that he's being polite by not doing so. Something tells me he knows he'd get his teeth knocked out if he tried, but the fact that he even considered it something he's justified in doing is pretty vile. It's obvious he only let her move in to assume control over her, but lucky for her he's too much of a wuss to actually be creepy and controlling like he fantasizes about.

It's interesting that someone could be so certain the world revolves around their junk even after realizing no one is interested in it.
 
This one is so cliché that it has to be a troll account

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He thinks he deserves a cookie for not invading his roommate's room. That is super creepy.

Of course, these dudes insist that "creepy" is just a weaponized word meant to stifle their virile, male sexuality.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I don't think I've ever seen a loveshy so clearly spell out that he thinks he's owed sex in exchange for trivial gestures.
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"How do I MAKE HER ADMIT SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME?"

Gee, why wouldn't a lovely young lady go for a man that's nearly twice as old as her, and acts like she owes him her love because he...allowed her to become a roommate, and pay for half the rent..

The entitlement...it's just staggering
 
Chocolate Elvis said:
Nice Guy anthems?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H64QG4UsrGI
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Wait, here's a nice guy anthem from my country, in all its three iterations. BTW, I do reckon that the second vid is like totes creep. Why the hell would you follow your ex around like that? BTW, I remember that when the second music video was new, my grandma thought King looked gay. :biggrin::

BTW, I know what you're thinking about the third vid, "Why would some random guy from American Idol sing some random song from a random Asian country?" It's just that he temporarily moved here knowing of his Asian fanbase.
 
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Let's check in on our old friend, menumessages! Surely he's finally moved on from that whole mess. Right? RIGHT!?
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If he produced more content, menumessages would have a shiny thread of his very own right here!
 
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