😵‍💫 Skitzocow Bernie Sizzey - Crossdressing scat fetishist druggie musician

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Bernie Sizzey is a scat fetishist, crossdressing, stoner music artist from Essex. He’s a careercow, a skitzocow, and a horrorcow all wrapped up in one neat little package. His Facebook is filled to the brim with incoherent rants about random things and pictures of him crossdressing with the fashion sense of a 10 year old girl and pics of his creepy dolls. I think it's best to let his content speak for itself.

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A self description of the man taken from: http://musicformaniacs.blogspot.com/2012/01/bernie-sizzey-music-for-shock-treament.html (http://archive.is/aWR8w)

Yeah, um, got hurt terribly by a woman. My first girl really, up the Colne High School up there in Brightlingsea. I think it's called the Colne Community College now, or something. I went there... started there in 1976...I asked a woman... gave her a letter and stuff... that girl in my class, in my form room... if she'd um, we could like get it together. She was really posh and that, and big arse and stuff, and... you could have cut the atmosphere with a knife for the next three years. Didn't tell my mum. My mum said "did you go out with her?" and I said "yeah." But I said "she don't wanna meet you" and stuff. So I lied blatantly to my mum and kept everything in after that really.


Later, I had some good friends around me though, and uh, but later I got into, like, a bit of coprophilia and scat and stuff in the local bogs [toilets]. I could even get a few... TICs with washing lines and stuff and a few shoplifting in Woolworths. Couple of Clash tapes and things, and Buzzcocks and that. They used to keep them in the cases in them days! Ha ha!


Anyway, moving on from that. I did have a girlfriend about a year later when i was 13. 13, 14. Carol. She was a bit plain for me. She's a nice lady and... went back to school after the summer and she weren't there. Apparently she'd move on, anyway. I took it pretty badly, after the other girl as well, who'd turned me down. And um... really things took a bit of a nose dive after that. Always had a sick note for school. Always had a sick note for sport, and that. I hate sport.
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Music: http://berniesizzey.bandcamp.com/ (http://archive.is/wzNLP)

Personal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bernie.sizzey.3 (http://archive.is/bV0c1)

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/berniesizzey (http://archive.is/LGR66)

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2vtJakq_R-_uUCQAqPVimQ (http://archive.is/Q2EYc)
 
Very incoherent thoughts. Kinda felt like some James D. Barlow kind of nonsense in some of what I read.
 
English deviants are truly a peculiar breed. They are almost always screaming out with self-hate, like this guy. While you get some Continentals who think they're better than everyone, and loads of American lolcows think they're a gift to this world, the UK seems to produce mostly sadsacks who want to get shat upon. Blame the queen?

Too bad this guy isn't more talented or at the very least in better shape, because the punk rock scat schtick worked for GG Allin.
 
An English person who has to mention there is alcohol in lager. That alone is a lolcow in it's own right.
 
Oh boy, this guy is beyond scat. Here's a Facebook post where he is mad at a cartoon woman for talking about chemicals, and would like to strangle her. Specifically with her own stocking, feeling her body going limp...as her soul...forever remains with him. This is some true serial killer shit, and he wonders why women aren't lining up to crap on his head.
 

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As I was reading through the bizaar facebook posts, I looked to my boyfriend beside me (who'd also started reading without me knowing) and he looked HORRIFIED.

I'm digging this dude's fasion sense, though. Really nails the crazy.
 
Lmao, had he not brought it up, the thread would probably remain dead.
 
Ghostcuckers said:
Oh boy, this guy is beyond scat. Here's a Facebook post where he is mad at a cartoon woman for talking about chemicals, and would like to strangle her. Specifically with her own stocking, feeling her body going limp...as her soul...forever remains with him. This is some true serial killer shit, and he wonders why women aren't lining up to crap on his head.
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No, but he said he'd do it gently and lovingly so I think it's OK.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
This guy is mad about a year old dead thread, spotted this in the KF Reviews thread thatnks to @CatParty.
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Out of all Bernie's rants that have been posted here this one is the most coherent by far. Even though it's all in caps and the punctuation is all over the place he actually has a relatively clear train of thought here.
 
He reminds me of an old washed up former rockstar from the 80s who's done way too much coke over the years.

Also, what is it with cows who discover their threads at least a year or so after they die, then promptly start bitching about them, and thus completely revive it from the dead?
 
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He reminds me of an old washed up former rockstar from the 80s who's done way too much coke over the years.

Also, what is it with cows who discover their threads at least a year or so after they die, then promptly start bitching about them, and thus completely revive it from the dead?
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Funnily enough Bernie bears an almost uncanny resemblance to Johnny Ramone.

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Johnny

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