👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[The Dude]

Could you imagine Pixy cosplaying more video games? She could be Laura Soft: Fridge Raider.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Could you imagine Pixy cosplaying more video games? She could be Laura Soft: Fridge Raider.

Or she could be this:

 

[Picklechu]

Could you imagine Pixy cosplaying more video games? She could be Laura Soft: Fridge Raider.

Or Laura Waft, because of her pussy stank.

 

[plautistic]

Anyone who photoshops her giant body staggering over Tokyo will get my undying loyalty and respect.

Spoiler: OPEN UP! HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!

 

[Ariel]

Spoiler: OPEN UP! HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!

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SHE'S A MONSTER!!!!

 

[FogHornCakeHorn]

Why does she think her japanese father is obsessed with recycling?

 

[CWCissey]

Why does she think her japanese father is obsessed with recycling?

BECAUSE HE IS UNIRIBU NIPPONESE STEREOTYPE

 

[Seahorses]

Why does she think her japanese father is obsessed with recycling?

One day she is going to find out who her father is, and he is not going to be Japanese...

 

[The Dude]

Didn't Pixy's mom have a DNA test done on her to finally shut her up about her mom having an affair with some random Japanese man?

 

[HG 400]

Spoiler: OPEN UP! HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!

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It's like godzirra, but not the slightest bit Japanese.

 

[CatParty]

It's like godzirra, but not the slightest bit Japanese.

Basically she's the human form of Godzilla 1998

 

[sea panther]

Didn't Pixy's mom have a DNA test done on her to finally shut her up about her mom having an affair with some random Japanese man?

Momma PT only had a DNA test done on herself. So PT is still able to claim her father is a mysterious Japaroo businessman. And anyway, if PT had one done on herself and it inevitably showed up 0% Asian, she'd just say the test was wrong because she "feels" Japanese.

 

[The Dude]

Basically she's the human form of Godzilla 1998

*Gets a whiff of Pixy* That's a lot of fish!

 

[littlebiscuits]

*Gets a whiff of Pixy* That's a lot of fish!

You beat me to it. That movie....

 

[Seahorses]

Spoiler: OPEN UP! HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!

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The error in man is thinking nature is in our control and not the other way around.

 

[pickleniggo]

I think her approach to beauty and personal hygiene is "au naturel"; kinda like Nick Bate but not nearly as extreme.

All I can think of when I think about Pixy's hygiene now:

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

An excerpt of poem 83 of the Priapea as translated by Richard W. Hooper:

Within her raunchy
crotch her hole lies buried underneath her paunch;
Beneath a pelt that comes and goes with winter' cold
The fetid door is guarded by a cobweb's mold.

(I would continue but I don't want to traumatized anyone with mental images)

 

[Pikonic]

Spoiler: OPEN UP! HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!

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My god!
20 LIKES IS NOT ENOUGH!!! GIVE THIS MAN MORE!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Basically she's the human form of Godzilla 1998

Id be pixy, if it involved matthew broderick following me around.

 

[CalmMyTits]

But you don't understand! Pixy-chan must retain her "natural beauty" in every manner!

Least, that's what I think her line of thinking is. Either that, or she's seriously too oblivious to realize that hair dye exists.

I get what you're saying, and that just proves Pixy is even more stupid... she has lovely blue eyes but she covers them with brown or red contacts. If she is willing to change her eye color I don't understand why she won't change her hair.