🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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How did you not notice that you were suddenly losing massive amounts of blood between your legs? Did the doctors not ask about that?

Kelly plz. I really want to know how your doctors missed the source of your blood loss for so long. Maybe it's because I don't have a vagina of my own, but I just don't understand how you could lose enough blood ...from there... to necessitate multiple transfusions and not realize it.
 
I don't believe you are the smartest person there ever was. ohhh you don't neeeeed education to decide your jealous of someone. The fuckiest thing is how much lying you do. and deep down your ashamed so you can't use your real name.

Being ironic to the point of exceptionalism wouldn't make up for the lack of iron in your blood, Kelly.

Need I remind you that you joined the farms under a fake name pretending to be someone else at first?

How about not knowing the difference between you're and your (which btw, you misused AGAIN) despite insulting our intelligence?

Don't even get me started on the lies. /Cow has amassed so much proof against you, yet you couldn't provide us with anything other than spam rants and vague answers.

If you're so much goddamn better than us, why do you still continue to come here? You're only making yourself look stupid and childish as we unravel your web of lies.

Either provide us with clear answers and evidence, or grow the fuck up, learn that we can't all be asskissers and leave this place.
 
Kelly just keeps hitting all my nopenopenope buttons, to the point where I've bought my ticket back to nopeville, but the most striking example of her narcissistic/antisocial personality is the hollow parroting of phrases that she uses to try to sound normal. It's a behavioral quirk for people with these kinds of distorting and pervasive personality disorders, where they rely heavily on maxims in speech to mimic emotional affect that they truly don't feel or have.

She's not just someone with a cluster b disorder, I'm guessing she's got a fun cocktail of a few things, which also means she's not probably likely to respond to pressure directed to her verbally, as her self regard is actually pretty inflated and she thinks she's untouchable. I'm glad she's more or less confined her disaster zone to herself, though the whole accusing another girl of rape was nasty.

Any m.ilk has more or less dried off, until she starts suffocating from the lack of attention. Then she'll go public with some other crazy bullshit that will also fail to garner positive validation.
 
Kelly just keeps hitting all my nopenopenope buttons, to the point where I've bought my ticket back to nopeville, but the most striking example of her narcissistic/antisocial personality is the hollow parroting of phrases that she uses to try to sound normal. It's a behavioral quirk for people with these kinds of distorting and pervasive personality disorders, where they rely heavily on maxims in speech to mimic emotional affect that they truly don't feel or have.

She's not just someone with a cluster b disorder, I'm guessing she's got a fun cocktail of a few things, which also means she's not probably likely to respond to pressure directed to her verbally, as her self regard is actually pretty inflated and she thinks she's untouchable. I'm glad she's more or less confined her disaster zone to herself, though the whole accusing another girl of rape was nasty.

Any m.ilk has more or less dried off, until she starts suffocating from the lack of attention. Then she'll go public with some other crazy bullshit that will also fail to garner positive validation.
Ohhhh Dörte. Just embrace your gayness. I can't believe that you think you were "accused" of "rape" I'm prettu sure you would have been deported by now.
 
You know, I think I like watching Kelly make an obvious ass of herself on KF better than I enjoy the shit hurricane she attempted to start on lolcow. She will always have some followers that will refuse to believe that the posts on lolcow are truly her even though their admin could prove it, but I don't know how she's going to explain the posts she's making with her registered username... A hackerroommatesister impersonating her, I suppose?

Keep posting, Kelly. This is hilarious.

How did your doctors miss the uterine bleeding for so long?
 
Ohhhh Dörte. Just embrace your gayness. I can't believe that you think you were "accused" of "rape" I'm prettu sure you would have been deported by now.

Swing and a miss, dipshit. Definitely not Dorte, though the fact you snapped up the bait to validate your shitting treatment of other people only reinforces my previous point. You're so focused on preserving your narcissistic beliefs that you're unable to imagine that literally several dozen people from all over the world think you're disgusting without even meeting you in person. Even for a normal person, that would be shattering. Thankfully you have the shield of narcissism/BPD/ASPD +1, so you continue to think it's just the same people whom you've fucked over in the past. Nope. New group of people to think you're a human shaped bag of waste.

On topic, I dug this up from Google's screen shot function of different media stuff. It may have made it in back in an old lolcow thread, but wasn't properly discussed.

This is part of Kelly's blood work, showing how some values (not sure which specifically) dropped off sharply and in a short amount of time. I'm not in any way part of the medical profession, but usually values like that seem like an acute rather than chronic condition-- for example, short periods of massive autoexanguination.
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Kelly can I ask how other patients react to your dancing about the hospital for photos? Does it irritate them or do they ignore it? How about the staff?
 
Kelly can I ask how other patients react to your dancing about the hospital for photos? Does it irritate them or do they ignore it? How about the staff?

I got a related question-- if you're bleeding so much from your vag you require transfusions how in the hell are you pirouetting around in the first place?!

A regular peroid is like, what? 60mls over 4-5 days? Someone estimated you have to be bleeding a shot glass worth a day, which is 30mls daily, to be bleeding as much as you claim to be. No woman is doing the splits in that stituation.
 
They encourage it! and if you read most responses they are all positive.
Thanks for the reply. How are you finding the medical professionals dealing with you? Are they being supportive and investigative or do you feel that they harbour some of the same suspicions users on here do? Have you stayed with the one physician throughout?
 
When I found out who some of you are I literally lol'd! This is incredibly entertaining! I agree!!! Picture is just to annoy you! Screenshot_2017-09-09-08-53-40.png

Thanks for the reply. How are you finding the medical professionals dealing with you? Are they being supportive and investigative or do you feel that they harbour some of the same suspicions users on here do? Have you stayed with the one physician throughout?
I've had the same 3 Dr's. and some ER Dr's. yes they querried self induced.... and not in a mean way like let's bust this munchie, but in a way that they wondered if I was that kind of sick. Together it has been proven that it's not self induced. And The KGH "clinicians" that have been part of this crap are actually going to be addressed. believe it or not, lots of people believe me and help me. I'm finally getting answers and they aren't as exciting as most have hoped. I am only going to be getting better and better.
 
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I'm Eleanor Jefferson and I write erotic fiction under the pen name Kali Lowe. I don't know who the rest of you are.
 
They encourage it! and if you read most responses they are all positive.

They really don't. And I guarantee you they find it annoying, embarrassing, and ridiculous. There are genuinely sick people there receiving treatment, and that nonsense does not brighten their days.
 
When I found out who some of you are I literally lol'd! This is incredibly entertaining! I agree!!! Picture is just to annoy you!View attachment 277938


I've had the same 3 Dr's. and some ER Dr's. yes they querried self induced.... and not in a mean way like let's bust this munchie, but in a way that they wondered if I was that kind of sick. Together it has been proven that it's not self induced. And The KGH "clinicians" that have been part of this crap are actually going to be addressed. believe it or not, lots of people believe me and help me. I'm finally getting answers and they aren't as exciting as most have hoped. I am only going to be getting better and better.


Again thank you. Would you mind explaining how they ruled out self-induced? I think it would help people understand more if you gave more detailed explanations.
 
When I found out who some of you are I literally lol'd! This is incredibly entertaining! I agree!!! Picture is just to annoy you!View attachment 277938


I've had the same 3 Dr's. and some ER Dr's. yes they querried self induced.... and not in a mean way like let's bust this munchie, but in a way that they wondered if I was that kind of sick. Together it has been proven that it's not self induced. And The KGH "clinicians" that have been part of this crap are actually going to be addressed. believe it or not, lots of people believe me and help me. I'm finally getting answers and they aren't as exciting as most have hoped. I am only going to be getting better and better.

We are not annoyed by you, so pictures of you can't annoy us. You're a lolcow, Vampire Kelly. That means you make us lol. Share all the pictures you want. We will enjoy them all.
 
We are not annoyed by you, so pictures of you can't annoy us. You're a lolcow, Vampire Kelly. That means you make us lol. Share all the pictures you want. We will enjoy them all.

Oh I don't know, the only thing left to show is the actual bleeding vag and I could live without it.
 
Oh I don't know, the only thing left to show is the actual bleeding vag and I could live without it.

*shudder* Apparently you missed the pic on lolcow. I really don't want to upload it, but it's basically a pic of menstrual blood in a toilet. I guess people might think it's on the heavy side?

I'll link the img in case people are curious, from post No. 372645. https://lolcow.farm/snow/src/1502754387329.jpg

It was later confirmed by mods that this was a Kelly self post, due to it being the same IP address and the image had the same mobile device info.
 
*shudder* Apparently you missed the pic on lolcow. I really don't want to upload it, but it's basically a pic of menstrual blood in a toilet. I guess people might think it's on the heavy side?

I'll link the img in case people are curious, from post No. 372645. https://lolcow.farm/snow/src/1502754387329.jpg

It was later confirmed by mods that this was a Kelly self post, due to it being the same IP address and the image had the same mobile device info.
If she were self harming she could easily drip that blood into the toilet. Even if she isn't it wouldnt be that difficult to drop some sort of "blood" in the toilet.
 
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