Here is my ranking of critics
GOD TIER
SFdebris (doesnt go into tard rage ever and makes extremely well thought out insights)
Mr Plinkett (a true rape hero)
Cinemasnob (he reviews the actual worst films ever made and the worst pornos ever made, unlike most other poseurs)
AWSUM TIER
Nash (his doctor who reviews are awsum)
OANcitizen (he reviews the most pretentious films ever made in the most pretentious manner possible and it fucking works. plus he introduced me to vase de noces)
Spoony (his ott humour always brought a smile to my face)
Cinemassacre (his horror and monster series is great, that is it)
FUN TIER
Linkara (eh, his style of humor and subject matter always made me giggle slightly)
BennetTheSage (like his anime reviews and his opinion on most of the "classics" errybody else worships)
DiamandaHagen (as much as I think her doctor who reviews are full of shit, her other projects like bonekickers are commendable)
Ashens
MEH TIER
NostalgiaCritic (dont particularly hate, dont particularly like)
Phelous (his shit reviews pretty much equel his good reviews so...he gets meh)
NostalgiaChick
UNFUNNY TIER
Welshy
AngryJoe
SHIT TIER
FilmBrain (just. shut. up. you. limey. cunt.)
ObscurusLupa (unfunny, uninteresting, and obnoxious to the extreme)
GOOD GOD JUST FUCKING DIE...TIER
BlockbusterBuster
IrateGamer