🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

New year's will be 2 years. Do I hit quote or quote me now?

Quote me now and then type at the bottom below the end quote bracket

Also totally off topic but i cant stop reading her name in my head in the voice they say "Bobby Moynihan" in this episode

 

[Broken Pussy]

New year's will be 2 years. Do I hit quote or quote me now?

Why did you stop? Did you get treatment for it?

 

[Pe0plesuck]

Why did you stop? Did you get treatment for it?

Well all along I've been trying to get help but not taking it seriously. I was in the ER for the stroke of 2016. (stitches) And I was feeling really guilty for a few reasons. It has been over 6 month cut free, so I blew that. One of my friends wasted her new years party to be with me. We could have all just been having fun. But mainly it pretty much punched me in the face with shame and guilt that the blood from the cuts was not mine to waste. Although there was never significant bleeding, I was absolutely revolted with myself. I have been close to cutting several times since, but the relief I used to get from it was gone.

sorry but my sarcasm meter must be off.
so you didn't want to be there but you're saying you're putting effort into being in a psych ward?
i'm just using your own words, please help us understand why because you seem to contradict yourself.

oh and that doctor comment, i'm sure your online conduct would impress any current doctor you have.
your doctors from the psycho ward would approve your behavior?
or did you want to go back?

go ahead, tell us the truth, i like verifying things.

I really didn't want to be there. I even applied for a review panel. I'm not sure what doctor's would think. I know my friends think it's counter productive to engage in these threads. I am sure doctor's would feel the same way. The journal entry was written in complete jest. I felt that all the effort I had put into safety was just flushed. I put in all this effort just to end up in the loonie bin anyways...

 

[Cripple]

Well all along I've been trying to get help but not taking it seriously. I was in the ER for the stroke of 2016. (stitches) And I was feeling really guilty for a few reasons. It has been over 6 month cut free, so I blew that. One of my friends wasted her new years party to be with me. We could have all just been having fun. But mainly it pretty much punched me in the face with shame and guilt that the blood from the cuts was not mine to waste. Although there was never significant bleeding, I was absolutely revolted with myself. I have been close to cutting several times since, but the relief I used to get from it was gone.

So still no answers for the ER use, the supposed lack of hematologists in Canada, and "your sister's" release of your private information?

ETA: You can put multiple quotes in one post. No need to spam.

 

[Pe0plesuck]

You act as if none of us have a million health problems or are dealing with chronic illness or mental illness or whatever. It IS possible to be sick without making your whole life both online and off revolve around it. Most people come online to forget about their problems rather than make their online presence all about them.
When you make a fetish of your own illness it makes people look at you cockeyed, especially when it's combined with 'those mean hospital people don't believe I'm sick!'. A lot of people have to spend years getting doctors to pay attention, you're not unique or special in that regard. It sucks, but eventually you find someone who listens and you get on with the business of treating your illness as best you can.

Why do you even care if people suspect you're autoexsanguinating if you're so sick? Why expend energy on defending yourself? Why not just shake it off and focus on the people who believe you and offer asspats and support?

Oh, also, please explain why you go to the ER for your transfusions if you would be so kind?

Because most people at heart are kind and don't like to fact check or question people who say they suffer from a potentially fatal condition. She relies on the basic politeness and a cultural squeamishness regarding questioning victims to pull this shit off effectively. She's so used to her online community of spoonies taking what she says at face value that she expects it from others. Even when they check up on her, they often don't say much about it because they don't want to appear to be assholes. So she never learned to lie well. It's likely very shocking to her when people follow up on what she says and confront her with the truth.

There's a curious problem with Kelly - for some reason she doesn't understand that other people are capable of doing the same research she did to be able to fake an illness to prove she faked the illness. She doesn't understand how depressingly common it is to know people or to be a person who has a blood disorder and how easy it is for us to immediately see the problems in her stories. She thinks she is so much smarter and believable than she is. She's a weird combo of Munchausen Syndrome and Dunning-Kruger.

I'm torn between continuing to engage with her because it's nice to see her scramble and squirm but I also know she gets off on the attention.

Well it's your call. My story isn't going to change, so likely it will be pretty boring.

Kelly lives in Kelowna B.C, I believe (did she move?). There are 6 hemotologists in Vancouver and on Vancouver island.


Why lie about such easily disproved shit?

actually not lying. and I did go to Vancouver. A transfusion could never be done in my Drs office.

Fellow Canadian here, and one from a much smaller town in a much smaller province, who had a hematologist appointment less than a month ago.
So, as many others have pointed out, no that's not true. You may be put on a waiting list, for sure, but they exist. Also, a fun fact, many of the newer doctor's offices can actually draw blood and do basic tests right there! There are also walk in resources like LifeLabs that you can literally waltz into with no appointment and have requested tests done.
So if you feel like you want to lie more about our healthcare system to try and weasel your way through things please be aware that along with actual doctors and Canadians on this site to disprove your claims.

And no, if "a person" (you, I'm talking specifically about you and people like you) purposely drained their own blood they certainly do not deserve it and are wasting it.
You don't gouge out your own eyes, demand a new donor pair and then gouge them out again expecting to always have a new set available every time you want to get mom and dad's attention.
You're knowingly and maliciously taking very precious resources away from people who actually need it and may die without it (that includes the blood and the doctor's time) and continue to do so with no thought of the consequences.
I mean, I guess this answers my first question about whether or not you feel guilt. I'd love an actual amount of people you've critically endangered with your attention seeking.

go on then and call the hematology office in Kelowna. won't be hard to find the number. ask what they can and can not do in the office. So should smokers who damage their lungs be denied medical care?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

actually not lying. and I did go to Vancouver. A transfusion could never be done in my Drs office.

go on then and call the hematology office in Kelowna. won't be hard to find the number. ask what they can and can not do in the office. So should smokers who damage their lungs be denied medical care?

The Women's Hospital in Vancouver has a hemotologist and can schedule a series of blood transfusions. In fact they have one patient right now who gets a transfusion every two weeks to a month.

 

[CN 925]

Not to WK Kelly, but Kelowna is pretty far from Vancouver and that whole area is pretty isolated. For someone who needs transfusions on a regular basis (because she bleeds herself), it's a very far drive.

She should find housing in Vancouver. She's literally living in the shittiest place to be chronically ill.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Not to WK Kelly, but Kelowna is pretty far from Vancouver. For someone who needs transfusions on a regular basis (because she bleeds herself), it's a very far drive.

Plenty of people who have serious long term illness move to cities where the can recieve regular medical intervention.

It's more reasonable that some like Kelly who "needs" transfusions move to Vancouver or close (Abbotsford or Chilliwack) so they can be healthy. It's not reasonable or practical for her to be a constant drain on her e.r and take down the level of care for other patients. Unfortunately that doesn't give her as many snowflake points and having regular appointments means the doctor has more time to investigate her illness.

Edit: responding to a post that was further edited so we both end up saying the same thing. Lol

 

[CN 925]

Sorry, I edited my post too slowly. I completely agree with you. What Kelly's saying about Kelowna isn't a lie, but I have no idea why she's still there.

 

[Pe0plesuck]

So still no answers for the ER use, the supposed lack of hematologists in Canada, and "your sister's" release of your private information?

ETA: You can put multiple quotes in one post. No need to spam.

I have standing orders in out patient clinic for every other week. I go for my blood test to match for transfusion and if my hemoglobin is below 50 (5) The hospital calls me to come in. so it just depends.

Plenty of people who have serious long term illness move to cities where the can recieve regular medical intervention.

It's more reasonable that some like Kelly who "needs" transfusions move to Vancouver or close (Abbotsford or Chilliwack) so they can be healthy. It's not reasonable or practical for her to be a constant drain on her e.r and take down the level of care for other patients. Unfortunately that doesn't give her as many snowflake points and having regular appointments means the doctor has more time to investigate her illness.

Edit: responding to a post that was further edited so we both end up saying the same thing. Lol

I don't know if you missed it? We have plenty obgyn Dr's here... My blood isn't going to be investigated further. The blood "problem" is indeed bleeding not self induced. I don't understand why you are stuck in the past? I'm happy af about this. it's near that you like to investigate ways in which a person could blood let. I honestly do not do this. The "mystery" is over. and yes a person can bleed that much. But your fictional story is entertaining. But don't forget I have started having treatments for this, and eventually a hysterectomy. Dr will not take a healthy uterus from someone in child bearing age. So this isn't a sympathetic Dr trying to give me an "out"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't know if you missed it? We have plenty obgyn Dr's here... My blood isn't going to be investigated further. The blood "problem" is indeed bleeding not self induced. I don't understand why you are stuck in the past? I'm happy af about this. it's near that you like to investigate ways in which a person could blood let. I honestly do not do this. The "mystery" is over. and yes a person can bleed that much. But your fictional story is entertaining. But don't forget I have started having treatments for this, and eventually a hysterectomy. Dr will not take a healthy uterus from someone in child bearing age. So this isn't a sympathetic Dr trying to give me an "out"

Bullshit, they will certainly perform hysterectomies on young women, they usually leave the ovaries so that hormones stay in balance which is the main concern about the procedure. My under 40 years of age friend just had a hysterectomy due to fibroids - so if these fibroids are as bad as you claim no doctor would have a problem removing it unless you tell them you desperately want children and in that case they would have other options, like simply removing the fibroids. (Problem is fribroids generally return so it's not a permanent solution.)

 

[Pe0plesuck]

Bullshit, they will certainly perform hysterectomies on young women, they usually leave the ovaries so that hormones stay in balance which is the main concern about the procedure. My under 40 years of age friend just had a hysterectomy due to fibroids - so if these fibroids are as bad as you claim no doctor would have a problem removing it unless you tell them you desperately want children and in that case they would have other options, like simply removing the fibroids. (Problem is fribroids generally return so it's not a permanent solution.)

Well obviously they will or I wouldn't be getting it done. But ablation will be done first. Which sounds nasty.

 

[Cake Farts]

I don't know if you missed it? We have plenty obgyn Dr's here... My blood isn't going to be investigated further.

So what you're saying is....

You'd rather stay in bumfuck, Canada where there's only one hematologist, and he has to transfer you over to the ER.....

Than move to Vancouver, which is a bigger city with more hospitals and hematologists that could treat you in office, and plus more OBGYN?

 

[SpaceAce]

So should smokers who damage their lungs be denied medical care?

Ah I love arguments like these, they really show you where the persons headspace is when it comes to justifying their own stupid actions; the case of a smoker is one wherein a person is engaging in a chemically addictive and potentially dangerous activity by choice. They may end up in the hospital eventually with complications and if they do they're not going to waste a doctors time by denying that they smoke, and if they ever need a lung transplant and choose to continue smoking they know they're not getting another one. They'll be booted so far down the waiting list they'll die of old age before they see a new lung.
Now compare that to you; you are engaging in a mentally addictive and purposely dangerous activity by choice. You do so to purposely end up in the hospital and lie to doctors, forcing them to run tests and wasting pint after pint of lifesaving blood to treat your selfish need for attention, when they know in the back of their minds that you belong in the nut house being watched like a hawk.
See the difference?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I don't understand why you are stuck in the past?

You realize this thread was made to laugh at your bullshit (past and present)? This isn't a AMAA with Kelly. We are discussing your lies, which despite you saying it's in the past, obviously isn't since you are still so desperate for attention that you post as your sister, try to garner sympathy on social media, and waste hospital resources.

Since we know that doctors will 100% do hysterectomies on young women if it is affecting their life even 20% as much as you claim you are, maybe you should consider this...

Your doctor knows you are faking. They know you have a mental issue such as munchuseum. They don't want to take out your uterus because there isn't anything wrong with it, or you (except mentally) and it would be against the hippocratic oath to remove it. At first they believed something was wrong because munchuseum is rare, that's why you started getting transfusions and unnecessary care, as it went on, your doctors now realize their mistake (they are only human after all) and now they trying to backpedal.

 

[Cripple]

I have standing orders in out patient clinic for every other week. I go for my blood test to match for transfusion and if my hemoglobin is below 50 (5) The hospital calls me to come in. so it just depends.

Why isn't there transfusion equipment in the out patient clinic? Transfusions are not that complicated. You can do blood typing, blood withdrawal from a donor, and a transfusion in an afternoon at a veterinary clinic. I have a hard time believing an outpatient clinic couldn't do it, albeit for one patient. But of course the ER has to treat you, don't they?

Also you dodging the whole release of sensitive information and images is telling as it says so much about your psychological state.

 

[CN 925]

It must be rough being addicted to lying whilst simultaneously having a below-average IQ.

How did you not notice that you were suddenly losing massive amounts of blood between your legs? Did the doctors not ask about that?

 

[Pe0plesuck]

You realize this thread was made to laugh at your bullshit (past and present)? This isn't a AMAA with Kelly. We are discussing your lies, which despite you saying it's in the past, obviously isn't since you are still so desperate for attention that you post as your sister, try to garner sympathy on social media, and waste hospital resources.

Since we know that doctors will 100% do hysterectomies on young women if it is affecting their life even 20% as much as you claim you are, maybe you should consider this...

Your doctor knows you are faking. They know you have a mental issue such as munchuseum. They don't want to take out your uterus because there isn't anything wrong with it, or you (except mentally) and it would be against the hippocratic oath to remove it. At first they believed something was wrong because munchuseum is rare, that's why you started getting transfusions and unnecessary care, as it went on, your doctors now realize their mistake (they are only human after all) and now they trying to backpedal.

My doctor's know for a fact I'm not faking! and I don't believe you are the smartest person there ever was. ohhh you don't neeeeed education to decide your jealous of someone. The fuckiest thing is how much lying you do. and deep down your ashamed so you can't use your real name.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

My doctor's know for a fact I'm not faking! and I don't believe you are the smartest person there ever was. ohhh you don't neeeeed education to decide your jealous of someone. The fuckiest thing is how much lying you do. and deep down your ashamed so you can't use your real name.

Lol, seems I struck a chord there. The lying, shame, and not using my real name (you mean like posting as a sister?) sounds like projection on your part.

 

[SpaceAce]

ohhh you don't neeeeed education to decide your jealous of someone.

I love when cows accuse us of being jealous of them as a defence mechanism. Your mom must be some embarrassed still telling you that's why the other kids don't like you, knowing she shouldn't have to use that tactic after you hit puberty,
Does she also tell you you're the prettiest girl in the ER?