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sparklemilhouse said:
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I've never seen an image that can sum up a thread more perfectly before.
 
I really really feel bad for the baby, I hope for it's sake that Kai will wake up and realize that she has to take care of another human being that shares half of her DNA.

But how much you want to bet that Kai would be the kind of mother that will put her baby girl in beauty pageants?
 
sparklemilhouse said:
That's how she smells. I'm serious.
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...wait, why? Does she have seriously impaired senses? That may explain her extremely limited food preferences, if her sense of smell is so bad. I mean, mine isn't exactly well developed (I love the smell of horses and leather, which normal people think smell terrible), but I don't need to stick an entire tube of lipstick up my nose to get a whiff of it.

Or she's just really weird and really dumb. Probably that.
 
Axiom said:
...wait, why? Does she have seriously impaired senses? That may explain her extremely limited food preferences, if her sense of smell is so bad. I mean, mine isn't exactly well developed (I love the smell of horses and leather, which normal people think smell terrible), but I don't need to stick an entire tube of lipstick up my nose to get a whiff of it.

Or she's just really weird and really dumb. Probably that.
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She probably smells like horses.
 
Kailyn is one of the reasons I joined the forum and stopped being a creepy stalker. I live in fear that I will come face to face with her one day because she lives about thirty mins away and the urban outfitters I manage at is down the street from a huge mall filled with her favorite stores.

I also know she likes Urban (but really what could she fit in there) and I can just see the day I walk into work and she's standing there sticking all the NYX lip glosses up her nose while silently filming for one of her awkward shopping vlogs.
 
So apparently Kailyn had a second baby shower, this time for Matt's family and friends.
 
Yeah, that was a couple of weeks ago. A bunch of people that didn't know Kai gave her expensive baby presents, and a Visa gift card--which we all know she probably spent at Lush.
 
Oh, KaiKai. When will you learn that whatever money you've got should go towards that poor kiddo?

She added me on Snapchat back when I was on GG, and the only pictures she'd respond to were shots of my makeup and hair products. It was like talking to a very boring child.

Gracie, when you learn to walk, immediately practice sprinting. Far, far away.
 
Golly said:
Only two?
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she pulled out a massive wad from some secret compartment in her bag later on in the video. i think hospitals usually provide the gross huge diaper pads for women post-partum anyway? so idk why she's bringing them
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Why? Cuz she's one in a million.

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I can't deal.
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"You can do a nice neutral eye or a nice smokey eye, which I obviously will do neutral eye in the hospital."

Well obviously Kai. Jesus knows it's important to be practical. When packing a full bag of makeup in preparation to give birth, you want to make sure you don't look too slutty. A new mother gots to get her priorities straight. :roll:

Stay delusional Kai.
 
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