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Well, Hank didn't.Just be happy Chris has not asked if Hank Hill and Dale Gribble made it out of the storm safely.
Just like Chris' life, this interview will contribute to nothing, and it will be over prematurely.
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Chris managed to spend $87 on that.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Transformers:_Titans_Return
He bought one at $40 from ebay, but paid massively for shipping. It arrived with a missing piece, so he bought a set of Optimus parts to make up for it.
Those Titans purchases were during the Financhu Crisis, too. I've never understood how his white knights believe his sob stories about needing money for food.
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I would say Chris is luck to not live in Africa, but who are we kidding? Knowing OPL, he'd probably find his way back to the US with a lego lip plate piercing.
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Well it is for food cause you know, Chris spent the food money on Transformers!
I wonder how much money Chris has spent just on the toys in his room. There's usually a whole army of Amiibos behind him. It's gotta be thousands of dollars, though you wouldn't get more than a few hundred dollars for it on eBay. (If that.)
Does Chris have any valuable collectibles or toys at all, or does he just get the kind of "limited edition" stuff that's worthless after a year?
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You know CWC did the latest interview because a girl showed interest in him.
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Jesus he's no better than a 5 year old girl if he's this giddy over what's a fucking documentary from what I can figure.
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With every tweet, Chris makes it more and more evident that his SSDI should be cancelled.
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Ok....hed end up with no mones and theyd probably cut his pow-
Naw just go head then.
But wait until next summer.
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Is he just typing random words? What is he even saying here?
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lol I love how he still doesn't understand what the word parody means.
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"Not accurate to me at all, and ugly."
One of these things isn't true, Chris (it's the former).
You know, somebody with musical ability (ie very much not me) could make up a pretty clever song about Chris being undesirable, and incontinent, if they wanted to. Might go viral.
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I just want to take a moment to thank all you who sent the drawings to Chris. I know people shit on you for interacting with Chris but I always chuckle when he gets pissed at what I draw, especially when his reasons are mundane ones and the core satirical critique flies right over his head.
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Those dogs look more like dachshunds than beagles. Probably mixes of both or did chris get them from a 'beagle' puppy mill?
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Is the HRT Chris is talking about the gel he rubs all over his stomach?